BEWARE OF INCOMMING PARODY!!!!
Welcome to the World of No-Craft!!!
Here you don´t need to bother yourself with boring Quest and stupid Grinds, you won´t even have to learn a silly “crafting” Skill.
Here you just buy your way through the levels up to the TOP OF THE CROWD, where you can mingle with Expert Gamers like yourself!
No more being a lowlevel Newbe, just get on with it and become THE Greatest Warrior right from the start!
Thanks to our amazing new “Super Equipmet Game Ownage” System (Short: Super E.G.O) you´ll start out as a fully equiped High Level Elite Charakter, with no time to waste on low level grinds and quests, you can just loggon and join the action in our exhilarating new World of Leetheim, Continent of the Gods!
All just by using our highly advanced Micro-Market System, to buy all the Gear you´ll need with just ONE click!
Go to our Homepage and loggon to our “Buy and Own Your own Sword” Market (short B.O.Y.S.), click on the “I WIN” Package and create your Charakter from one of our exiting and cool Races. *
(* Race choice will not matter, because with fully equiped “I WIN” Gear, every Charakter will look the same.)
- Loggin in – please wait. -
- logged in-
- you join channel, “Ueber 1337 Pwnage, The Universal Guild of Winners!” –
- no other channel, or guild avaliable atm –
You say: “High Guys!”
Lordinvincible says: “Oh, hi Killerpuppy, yo new here?”
InvincibleMan says: “Hi.”
InvincibleWoman says: “Hi.”
Crowdkilla says: “HeyMan, you own that phat Swordofultimatedestruction?”
You say: “Well, yes I´m new and yes, I have the Sword of Ultimate destruction. AND the “Hard Boiled” Egg Slammer Hammer of Doom.”
Crowdkilla says: “YeahMan, you PWN! So youboght that “I WIN” Set too, eh?”
Lordinvcincible says: “Ofcourse he did, Idiot!”
You say: “Of course I did. So, what are you gonna do now? Go kill some Boss-Mob?”
InvincibleMan says: “Naw, we did that yesterday. Today we Duell.”
InvincibleWoman says: “Yeah, we Duell.”
PWNisher says: “Hey Guys! Who´ll duell me!?”
Spydoorman says: “I´ll do! Let´s go!”
- Spydoorman fights PWNisher to a draw -
You say: “A draw? Huh?
Lordivnicible says: “That´s normal. We´re all so 1337 that noone can win over the other. It´s just cool to see al that Stuf in action! ;D “
You say: “uhu... Yeah, it looked pretty cool. All those flashing colors and blinking lights. Cool Graphics.”
1337573r says: “Yeah, cool. But World of Wantmore has better Graphics!”
InvincibleMan says: “STFUMAN! Who are you anyway?”
InvincibleWoman says: “Yeah, STFU!”
1337573r: “I´m new around here! Wanna duell N00b?!”
whisper by Lordinvinvible: “We figure that InvinvibleW is a Doublebox-Twink of InvincibleM, his little brother, or just retarded...”
PWNisher: “Fight ME!
- PWNisher wins over 1337573r –
Lordinvincibles ays: “WTF?!!!!11!!”
Spydoorman says: “WTF??????!”
InvincibleMan says: “Huh?!”
Invinciblewoman says: “Yeah, Huh?!”
You say: “What?”
PWNisher says: “Holycrap... how.. what was that?”
Crowdkilla says: “Guys, look at his stats at The Armory, he´s got no Helmet of Überness... N00B! He just bought the “I PWN” Set. *ROFLMAO*”
1337573r says: “Sowhat? I PWNyou! You SuXXors!!”
Crowndkilla says: “No you won´t STFU NUB! You´ll never draw any of us without the Helmet of Ueberness!! *ROFLMAO* What a Wuss!!”
- 1337573r loggs out -
Lordinvicible says: “Now, that was funny. Ever so often some idiot with not enough money comes in and tries to PWN... *LOL* Allright, what´ll we do now?”
Spydoorman says: “We could go into Molten Cavern and do that flaming cloudguy again.”
PWNisher says: “Naw, did that yesterday on my own... Was RoXXoR! ^^”
Lordinvincible says: “Well... then let´s go to that Underwatercavern Dungeon and get that Dogon Guy again. He drops phat Loot.”
InvincibleMan says: “Got all his Loot allready.”
InvincibleWoman says: “Yeah, allready.”
Lordinvincible says: “Allright, Killerpuppy, wanna Duell?”
You say: “OK, bring it on.”
- You fight Lordinvincible to a draw -
Lordinvicible says: HA! See I´m Invincible!!!11”
InvincibleWoman says: “Yeah, HA!”
Spydoorman says: "Btw. has anyone heard of the new Addon? With the "IAMKINGODAHILL" Armorset? Shoul´da just be about 500 Bucks."
PWNisher says: "For real? Oh, then I´ll have to take on another mortage on my parents house..."