The Saga of Zar
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 6:20 pm
Gandolfs Fault!!! NOT me I didn't do it.
Last night we were all saposed to train with Goldenhammer and go clopper hunting. It was going to be great fun for the whole family(guild). Thats what I wanted to do. Let me say that again. Thats what I, me, yes me, I wanted to do.. But, thats not what happened is it. No, not at all. Because when I got on nobody was there and Gandolf saideverybodys at the nexus, lets go to the nexus, it will be fun. And I said NO we should wait here with Zar far the others to get back. Thats the right thing to do. But Gandolf wouldn't give up, and you know he's a caster right, yup he cast magic on me and Zar and made us go to the nexus.
When we got to the nexus the battle was aready lost. Again, this was not my fault. Because, I was still under the influance of bad mojo. Then, Gandolf made us go to the zora lands insted of going home like I wanted to.
It will be great, he said. It will be fun, he said. We won,t have to go on saturday. No, I said. The others are waiting for us, I said. But, the mojo still had a hold on me and I was forced to go and poor Zar was like a puppet on a string with no will of his own.
Once we were there however, the bad mojo of Gandolfs evil spell begain to wear off. It was then that Zar begain to awaken. Like coming out of a dream. Where are we. How did we get here. Why is there so much feakin lag.
It was then that Gandolf began to weave his web of lies. Don't you remember Gandolf said to Zar. Braveheart brought us here. He pointed out the Kami and said we should go to the Zora lands. But, but, how do we get home Zar said. It was then that Gandolf realized the terrible thing that he had done.
Yes, it was just what you may have suspected Zar had no ticket home. And I was helpless to stop any of it because of Gadolfs bad mojo.
So, there we were stuck in the horrible Zora city of lag. And it was ALL GANDOLFS FAULT. But, a hero came to our rescue. It was Ragland, the mighty Ragland. He discovered our situation because I had sent him a secret message of where we were. I told him to stay away. I told him that Gandolf had gone mad and was casting control spells on us and had already lured Jaspernak into his web.
But, that faithful hero of Fryos could not let us be led away to our deaths by the deceitful Gandolf. He quickly called out to our brothers and sisters to rescue poor Zar from the Zora lands and bring him home safely to Fryos.
Most were frozen with fear and shock when they heard the name of Gandolf. He had used his mojo on others before. But, not the great and powerful Rheanaan, leader of our guild, she was immune to Gandolfs influances. She joined Ragland and ported to the dreaded city of lag and took control of the situation. Leading the way to the quickest way home she brought us to undersprings.
The undersprings are a feared and dreaded place. Once we arrive that rotten coward Gandolf became frozen with fear and was completely useless from this point on. We tried for days to get past the giant and deadly creatures that dwell in that awfull place. Rhaenaan, Jaspernak and Ragland came up with brilliant plans to defeat these guardians of the underworld to no avail. Even strangers hearing of Zars plight came to the undersprings and joined our quest.
Many times we tried and many times we failed. It was an epic battle. All the while Gandolf, the evil bastage, stood there motionless. Finaly we gave up this fruitless endever and or new freinds led us in another direction.
Leaving Gandolf, the evil coward, In the undersprings we set off for Fryos over land. I could not endure however.
Over come with the effort and weakened by Gondolfs spells I collapsed. Rhaenaan, Ragland and Jaspernak with our new freinds continued on. Soon Rhaenaan fell to the grand effort. And then Ragland. Soon after that Jaspernak was taken down a great monster.
Now, Zar was with strangers, traveling through dangerous lands. But thes good people brought him valiantly through. Dropping off one by one to fatigue. Soon only Moya was left. By this time they were almost to Fairhaven and safty but, that evil Gandolf froze them in there tracks and foating in the water, The journey was over.
Tonight we will give this great effort one more try and bring Zar home from Fairhaven.
Ps. See its all Gandolfs fault
Last night we were all saposed to train with Goldenhammer and go clopper hunting. It was going to be great fun for the whole family(guild). Thats what I wanted to do. Let me say that again. Thats what I, me, yes me, I wanted to do.. But, thats not what happened is it. No, not at all. Because when I got on nobody was there and Gandolf saideverybodys at the nexus, lets go to the nexus, it will be fun. And I said NO we should wait here with Zar far the others to get back. Thats the right thing to do. But Gandolf wouldn't give up, and you know he's a caster right, yup he cast magic on me and Zar and made us go to the nexus.
When we got to the nexus the battle was aready lost. Again, this was not my fault. Because, I was still under the influance of bad mojo. Then, Gandolf made us go to the zora lands insted of going home like I wanted to.
It will be great, he said. It will be fun, he said. We won,t have to go on saturday. No, I said. The others are waiting for us, I said. But, the mojo still had a hold on me and I was forced to go and poor Zar was like a puppet on a string with no will of his own.
Once we were there however, the bad mojo of Gandolfs evil spell begain to wear off. It was then that Zar begain to awaken. Like coming out of a dream. Where are we. How did we get here. Why is there so much feakin lag.
It was then that Gandolf began to weave his web of lies. Don't you remember Gandolf said to Zar. Braveheart brought us here. He pointed out the Kami and said we should go to the Zora lands. But, but, how do we get home Zar said. It was then that Gandolf realized the terrible thing that he had done.
Yes, it was just what you may have suspected Zar had no ticket home. And I was helpless to stop any of it because of Gadolfs bad mojo.
So, there we were stuck in the horrible Zora city of lag. And it was ALL GANDOLFS FAULT. But, a hero came to our rescue. It was Ragland, the mighty Ragland. He discovered our situation because I had sent him a secret message of where we were. I told him to stay away. I told him that Gandolf had gone mad and was casting control spells on us and had already lured Jaspernak into his web.
But, that faithful hero of Fryos could not let us be led away to our deaths by the deceitful Gandolf. He quickly called out to our brothers and sisters to rescue poor Zar from the Zora lands and bring him home safely to Fryos.
Most were frozen with fear and shock when they heard the name of Gandolf. He had used his mojo on others before. But, not the great and powerful Rheanaan, leader of our guild, she was immune to Gandolfs influances. She joined Ragland and ported to the dreaded city of lag and took control of the situation. Leading the way to the quickest way home she brought us to undersprings.
The undersprings are a feared and dreaded place. Once we arrive that rotten coward Gandolf became frozen with fear and was completely useless from this point on. We tried for days to get past the giant and deadly creatures that dwell in that awfull place. Rhaenaan, Jaspernak and Ragland came up with brilliant plans to defeat these guardians of the underworld to no avail. Even strangers hearing of Zars plight came to the undersprings and joined our quest.
Many times we tried and many times we failed. It was an epic battle. All the while Gandolf, the evil bastage, stood there motionless. Finaly we gave up this fruitless endever and or new freinds led us in another direction.
Leaving Gandolf, the evil coward, In the undersprings we set off for Fryos over land. I could not endure however.
Over come with the effort and weakened by Gondolfs spells I collapsed. Rhaenaan, Ragland and Jaspernak with our new freinds continued on. Soon Rhaenaan fell to the grand effort. And then Ragland. Soon after that Jaspernak was taken down a great monster.
Now, Zar was with strangers, traveling through dangerous lands. But thes good people brought him valiantly through. Dropping off one by one to fatigue. Soon only Moya was left. By this time they were almost to Fairhaven and safty but, that evil Gandolf froze them in there tracks and foating in the water, The journey was over.
Tonight we will give this great effort one more try and bring Zar home from Fairhaven.
Ps. See its all Gandolfs fault