Chuck Norris doesn't dodge aggro. Aggro dodges him.
Chuck Norris once made a supernode pop by roundhouse-kicking the dirt.
Chuck Norris gets a 10% chance to enter clearcast after casting a spell, and that's not even *in* this game.
Chuck Norris flags for PvP as Kami *and* Karavan, at the same time.
Chuck Norris doesn't use cats. He gets *triple* XP all the time, which he doesn't need because he's mastered all skills.
When Chuck Norris masters a skill, he goes all the way up to 300.
Chuck Norris once declared on an OP by himself, and won.
Chuck Norris declared on one OP, and won a second at the same time.
Chuck Norris can carry an entire stack of launcher ammo without slowing. Which is good, because he once killed a Kincher by kicking his packer into it.
Chuck Norris doesn't use ranged weapons. He just throws the ammo at his foes for 2x damage.
Sometimes Chuck Norris doesn't even bother to craft ammo. He just beats his foes down with the mats.
Chuck Norris doesn't need an OP to mine cats. The cats jump up from the ground at the sound of his footsteps.
Chuck Norris can dual-weild 2h swords... and get +100 to casting speed and power while doing it.
Chuck Norris bought a Tryker apartment in Pyr, and got one.
Chuck Norris doesn't kill Manda. Manda sheds her skin when she sees him coming.
Fibers from Chuck Norris's beard have better stats than Supreme Kitin Larvae.
Chuck Norris doesn't worship Jena. Jena worships Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't go boss-hunting. He *is* the boss.
When Chuck Norris enters the LoU PvP zone, all other players die instantly. Even the ones not in a PvP zone.
Chuck Norris doesn't dig different mats. He forces whatever mat he digs into whatever he wants to craft. And it has a 125% bonus.
Chuck Norris does all his crafting using the Close Combat skill.
When Chuck Norris uses his Taunt skill, the game tells him that he doesn't gain experience from killing because it's too easy. He gets the experience anyway, though.
Chuck Norris can bomb Affliction spells... Offensive and Defensive, simultaneously.
Chuck Norris can *triple*-nuke.
Chuck Norris nerfs.
When Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicks a mob, it doesn't just die---it gets max DP on respawn.
All outpost sites used to have buildings on them, until Chuck Norris kicked most of them down.
Chuck Norris can choose "neutral" at an OP battle, and win.
Sehraci shot at Chuck Norris at an OP, and bullets got scared and turned around.
Chuck Norris has four packers.
If Chuck Norris were to ever bother digging, the Kipees would stay away.
Chuck Norris doesn't Taunt. He just waits.
Chuck Norris doesn't get crafting degrades. He gets "extra successes".
Chuck Norris never runs out of space. His apartment expands when he needs it.
Chuck Norris once defeated a CSR in a duel.
When Chuck Norris clears a field of mobs, they don't repop until they're sure he's gone.
Chuck Norris never mistells. Other people are in the wrong channel.
Chuck Norris doesn't suffer GOO damage. The Goo suffers CHUCK NORRIS damage!
Chuck Norris doesn't need boss mats, because everything he crafts is already better than Supreme.
Chuck Norris once kicked a Yubo in Pyr and it came down on Fijoo's head, killing him.
Jena hasn't come to Atys because she's afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's armours don't decay with use. They improve with use.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear armor, because nothing wants to hit him for fear of making him mad.
Ninja Yubos get their training from Chuck Norris.
Add more if you can think of something super awesome, and dont forget about humor!Chuck Norris once made a supernode pop by roundhouse-kicking the dirt.
Chuck Norris gets a 10% chance to enter clearcast after casting a spell, and that's not even *in* this game.
Chuck Norris flags for PvP as Kami *and* Karavan, at the same time.
Chuck Norris doesn't use cats. He gets *triple* XP all the time, which he doesn't need because he's mastered all skills.
When Chuck Norris masters a skill, he goes all the way up to 300.
Chuck Norris once declared on an OP by himself, and won.
Chuck Norris declared on one OP, and won a second at the same time.
Chuck Norris can carry an entire stack of launcher ammo without slowing. Which is good, because he once killed a Kincher by kicking his packer into it.
Chuck Norris doesn't use ranged weapons. He just throws the ammo at his foes for 2x damage.
Sometimes Chuck Norris doesn't even bother to craft ammo. He just beats his foes down with the mats.
Chuck Norris doesn't need an OP to mine cats. The cats jump up from the ground at the sound of his footsteps.
Chuck Norris can dual-weild 2h swords... and get +100 to casting speed and power while doing it.
Chuck Norris bought a Tryker apartment in Pyr, and got one.
Chuck Norris doesn't kill Manda. Manda sheds her skin when she sees him coming.
Fibers from Chuck Norris's beard have better stats than Supreme Kitin Larvae.
Chuck Norris doesn't worship Jena. Jena worships Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't go boss-hunting. He *is* the boss.
When Chuck Norris enters the LoU PvP zone, all other players die instantly. Even the ones not in a PvP zone.
Chuck Norris doesn't dig different mats. He forces whatever mat he digs into whatever he wants to craft. And it has a 125% bonus.
Chuck Norris does all his crafting using the Close Combat skill.
When Chuck Norris uses his Taunt skill, the game tells him that he doesn't gain experience from killing because it's too easy. He gets the experience anyway, though.
Chuck Norris can bomb Affliction spells... Offensive and Defensive, simultaneously.
Chuck Norris can *triple*-nuke.
Chuck Norris nerfs.
When Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicks a mob, it doesn't just die---it gets max DP on respawn.
All outpost sites used to have buildings on them, until Chuck Norris kicked most of them down.
Chuck Norris can choose "neutral" at an OP battle, and win.
Sehraci shot at Chuck Norris at an OP, and bullets got scared and turned around.
Chuck Norris has four packers.
If Chuck Norris were to ever bother digging, the Kipees would stay away.
Chuck Norris doesn't Taunt. He just waits.
Chuck Norris doesn't get crafting degrades. He gets "extra successes".
Chuck Norris never runs out of space. His apartment expands when he needs it.
Chuck Norris once defeated a CSR in a duel.
When Chuck Norris clears a field of mobs, they don't repop until they're sure he's gone.
Chuck Norris never mistells. Other people are in the wrong channel.
Chuck Norris doesn't suffer GOO damage. The Goo suffers CHUCK NORRIS damage!
Chuck Norris doesn't need boss mats, because everything he crafts is already better than Supreme.
Chuck Norris once kicked a Yubo in Pyr and it came down on Fijoo's head, killing him.
Jena hasn't come to Atys because she's afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's armours don't decay with use. They improve with use.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear armor, because nothing wants to hit him for fear of making him mad.
Ninja Yubos get their training from Chuck Norris.
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