Please give!

[madirrah]

As many of you are aware the Great statue of Pero is not under construction just yet.
Why? you may ask.
The answer is simple, we are in great need of funds.
So, we are asking for your donations to this glorious cause.
If you give at the 10,000 dapper level you will recieve this beautiful faux-yubo skin bookmark.
At the 500,000 dapper level you will recieve the bookmark AND the newsletter "Peroisms" as edited by the Reverend Riveit Rivers.
At the 1,000,000 dapper level you will recieve the bookmark, the newsletter PLUS an 8x10 glossy photo of Pero The Magnificent. Each picture will be personally signed by someone that has talked or shaken hands with the Magnificent One himself.
Each picture will come with a Genuine Certificate of Authenticity!~

So, don't delay!

Send your contributions for the greatly needed construction of the Pero Statue. Allow us to grace this world with his majesty.


~cash or money orders only please~


Hey, I got through it with a straight face!
What?
The cameras are still rolling?! OMG!
*click*

[ghyselsj]

(OOC: If there actually was a newsletter "Peroisms", I'd definately give 500k to get a weekly issue )