Mayhemolics Unite!

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danolt
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Mayhemolics Unite!

Post by danolt »

Aeden Artisans (AA) has a mission. Our mission is to create an environment that is supportive for all mayhemolics. Through strenuous scientific studies AA has put together a questionnaire to identify mayhemolics. If your a mayhemolic, we can help!

Ask yourself the following questions and answer them as honestly as you can.
Yes or No:

1. Do you get DP because of your pulling?

2. Is pulling mobs making your home life unhappy?

3. Do you pull multiple mobs because you are shy with other people?

4. Is pulling harming your reputation?

5. Have you ever felt strangely satisfied after pulling 7 or 8 mobs on your group?

6. Have you had financial difficulties as a result of your pulling?

7. Do you have to turn to inferior companions and environments (like kami) when pulling?

8. Does your pulling make you careless of your guilds welfare?

9. Has your ambition decreased since you began pulling multiple mobs?

10. Do you crave havoc at a definite time daily?

11. Do you want a 4 or 5 mob pull as soon as DP is cleared?

12. Do you have difficulty in sleeping as you try to figure out how to wipe a whole city with one pull?

13. Has your efficiency decreased since you began multiple pulls?

14. Is pulling jeopardizing your job or business?

15. Do you pull more then four mobs to escape from worries or troubles or a bad group?

16. Do you pull entire tribes alone?

17. Have you ever had a loss of memory as a result of Pulling?

18. Are you young, female and hot?

19. Do you pull to build up your self-confidence?

20. Have you ever been to a hospital or institution or respawned as a result of over pulling?

Results:
If you answered "yes" to any one of these questions,
you may have a problem with Mayhem.

If you answered "yes" to any two of these questions,
chances are that you are a Mayhemolic.

If you answered "yes" to three or more of these questions,
you are definitely a Mayhemolic.

If your a Mayhemolic and want to be in a supportive environment contact any Aeden Artisans member. You don't have to do this alone!

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mehanson
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*groan* I got 5 yes's! :(

I know certain other members of my guild who gotta be mayhemolics, too! After all, they "made" me who I am today! :p

So, am I to understand that AA is "enabling" this behaviour, or are you starting the Atysian Mayhemolics Anonymous (AMA) 13-step program to Societal Reintegration?

Enquiring Minds Wanna Know!
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g00st
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Re: Mayhemolics Unite!

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<----- doesnt need to take the test



just ask marax and karmazola
andypur1
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Post by andypur1 »

g00st wrote:<----- doesnt need to take the test



just ask marax and karmazola
Yeah, there is no mayhem unless it is in a project :D

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karmelit
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Right Ghuiss, I can confirm you as the true and original Mayhemer *grins*
But the project seem to have become rather elusive by staying deep in the jungle, thus the opportunity for others to raise the issues in public haha
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alibasil
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clearly these ideas have been poached from the insane mastermind that is Ghuiss.

*Gives the G dawg a high 5*
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d29565
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danolt wrote: 18. Are you young, female and hot?

*GRIN*
I only answered yes to one of them :( . Now, if they'd have been questions about death by "BOOM" because I talk to much, I may have been a mayhemolic then.
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katriell
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Now, if they'd have been questions about death by "BOOM" because I talk to much, I may have been a mayhemolic then.
Me too. XD I'm terrible at careplanning my own sources, odd considering I got most of my forage levels careplanning for someone else.
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kurita
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Post by kurita »

g00st wrote:<----- doesnt need to take the test
if there ever was Mayhem it was in the projet *lol*

he really doesn´t need to take the test... he passes it 100% ;D
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