Death Penalty Revamp

[chuangpo]

I want to be able to trade in my Death Penalty for cold, hard, Dappers on a 1 to 1 conversion ratio.

By my very rough estimate, I would be incredibly wealthy.

I don't think this would unbalance the game at all and would make dying much more agreeable that it currently is.

I asked the Kami and they said they were fine with it. I swear.

[jhaan]

So wait, you want to get PAID when you die?

Ummmm, death is supposed to be a penalty and it's perfect the way it is now.

[chuangpo]

Twas a JOKE, my friend. Too much negativity around here, thought it needed a bit of levity...

[jhaan]

Hehehe, seems I got caught up in it.

I'm gonna blame it on the lag. That way I remove myself from all responsibility and my aura of "l33tness" won't diminish.

[chuangpo]

Na, blame it on forums where it is incredibly hard to engage in dry humor without the use of smileys.

[khayne]

Na, blame it on forums where it is incredibly hard to engage in dry humor without the use of smileys.

I believe all posts should require the use of at least one smiley if not more.

[shrike]

I believe all posts should require the use of at least one smiley if not more.

Ok, I'll use these:

[smirch]

I asked the Kami and they said they were fine with it. I swear.

Actually the Kami gave the thumbs up to replacing the gingos and bodocs with scantily clad bikini coeds frollicking on the countryside....

P.S. They also said that they have a fever and the only medicine for it was bigger boobies.