Suggestions for more new load messages....

[lillaryn]

Just for fun, be creative and list something outreagous as a new loading message, and in that style.


Such as:


Trimming Fyros backhair...

Installing new racial booty wiggles...

Ha Ha.....your computer is too slow...

Removing sand from Tryker ears...

etc, etc...

Have fun!

[basicart]

How about Waiting ....... waiting .......... still waiting ..........

[ncrijns]

Oh good idea. Here're some:

Stretching Zoraï... (yea yea uncreative, sue me )

Watching grass grow...

Hugging guides...

Making lunch...

[thosholm]

Breeding yet more yubos...

Detailing Karawan crafts...

Polishing Kami altars...

Refilling Zerx acid containers...

[mrshad]

Bleaching Matis

Pwning N3wbs

Nerfing Healers

Calculating the exact moment of 'Soon' (tm)

[jamela]

Filling your packers with worthless junk ...

[riveit]

Dyeing the Zorai blue ...

Feeding gasoline to the ocyx ...

Pouring Goo into the sap veins ...

Giving directions to Jena's lost invasion fleet ...

[ajsuk]

Bleaching Matis

Pwning N3wbs

Nerfing Healers

Calculating the exact moment of 'Soon' (tm)

ha ha ha loving.

[jamela]

Giving directions to Jena's lost invasion fleet ...

LMAO

How about ..

Teaching Mischievous Kipee how to throw their voice ...

[trenker]

Cleaning mektoub mess from Dyron lake.

(From the devs) Just doing my job, the area is safe now.

Telling the guild trainers to keep their mouths shut.

If you can read this more than twice then I dont care, so sue me, do you know how hard it is to optimise code man?

Making this message is more fun than coding outposts man.