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Re: Ryzom meets Chuck
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:26 pm
by frakel
When Chuck Norris makes a flame, these forums are reduced to Draconic Ashes
Want to fix Ryzom economy? Introduce Chuck Norris Tolerance!
The Fire of Coriolis had nothing to do with the Fyros, its was Chuck Norris grinding elemental magic.
Want more endgame? Spawn Chuck Norris. This WILL end the game!
If Chuck Norris smoked cigars, the Prime Roots would be his humidor.
And finally:
The kitin patrols once ran into Chuck Norris - they havent returned yet!
Re: Ryzom meets Chuck
Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 12:16 am
by jamela
ROFL!
Chuck Norris' DP would run to at least 18 figures, if he ever had one.
Chuck's Ring scenarios run even when he is offline. They are called Arispotle, Aniro, Leanon and Cho.
Barmen serve Chuck Norris. And they call him 'Sir'.
Re: Ryzom meets Chuck
Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 12:59 am
by varelse
jamela wrote:ROFL!
Barmen serve Chuck Norris.
Even the Matis Barmen? I'll never believe that till I see it.
Re: Ryzom meets Chuck
Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:03 am
by raven41
You know, Untill ppl started being so stupid about chuck norris on the net, I didn't mind the guy, but now, I hate em, (or rather hearing about him) Its preposterous how many ppl have talked about chuck norris... He would get OWNED!!!!!! by can of tuna any day.
Re: Ryzom meets Chuck
Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:24 am
by jamela
raven41 wrote:... He would get OWNED!!!!!! by can of tuna any day.
Have you had some traumatic experience with a can of tuna yourself, Red? The opened edges can be terribly sharp, without a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick!
Chuck Norris is certified by ROSPA to open dolphin-friendly tins of tuna.
Re: Ryzom meets Chuck
Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 10:01 am
by graysky
While canned tuna is a trivial challenge at best, even Chuck Norris is no match for the awesome might of the Giant Squid.
All squid, of course, live in holy fear of
Bruce Schneier.
Re: Ryzom meets Chuck
Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 10:40 am
by meloner
chuck norris doesn't ride a mount, he carries it.
Chuck norris doesnt need an apt, he owns every kitin lair on Atys.
If you see a comet flashing by at night...that was chuck norris
Chuck norris doesnt need to accomplish missions, the mission giver does it for him.
you think it's the kami nuking you for digging with a 0 kami tolerance ?....guess again
Re: Ryzom meets Chuck
Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 2:38 pm
by acridiel
graysky wrote:While canned tuna is a trivial challenge at best, even Chuck Norris is no match for the awesome might of the Giant Squid.
All squid, of course, live in holy fear of
Bruce Schneier.
Giant Squid? 
I knew it!
Chuck Norris is Cthulu!
He will swallow your soul!
CU
Acridiel
Re: Ryzom meets Chuck
Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 2:42 pm
by raven41
acridiel wrote:
He will swallow your soul!
CU
Acridiel
Iv heard many Karavaneers say Kami eat souls... so that makes Chuck Norris Kami. He must be ma-duk then? and with how strong you claim Chuck is, I think its about time the Karavan surrender. before we unleash the one called "Chuck Norris" and he annihilates you all.
*edit, Unless you're admitting Karavan are evil soul steaers ofcourse?
, then that means you've been lying, and lying is for losers*
Re: Ryzom meets Chuck
Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 4:57 pm
by iwojimmy
raven41 wrote:Iv heard many Karavaneers say Kami eat souls... so that makes Chuck Norris Kami. He must be ma-duk then? ......
no, the Kami are short and hairy so they look more like Chuck Norris