A True story minus the Lie's

[plarfman]

As I was rolling the resin between my fingures (I was mezmorized by its sparklyness) Baldy started talking about there being No Moon in the Prime Roots. Of course there was no Moon down there Why would he even think of it. I started trying to figure this out, how one might fit a moon in the Prime Roots when Baldy suddenly shouted .

"I've got it! We'll make a fortune and we'll be the heroes of the guild!"

"Realy!" I said "Profit and the chance to be a Hero......did you say Profit?"

I looked at Baldy who was making gestures and grand motions with his hands as he spoke. Drak was someplace ahead I didnt really care much as his crying was realy getting to me.

[josephm]

"Yeah!" I began, "Imagine if we could make big explosions in the air that rained sparklies. that'd be something to see wouldn't it?"

"I suppose" Gondi replied. "But what does that have to do with profit? or being heroes?"

"Heroes of the guild" I reminded him. "It's more profit than heroism...lots of profit!"

"I like profit!"

"Excellent! Brithlem will be so please we thought of this! You know how we use resin to make powder for our bullets? What if we just loaded lots of resin...all of it sparkly powder, ground in with izam wings to make it fizzle, then blew it up in the air? We could even put in different resins with the sparkly resin and make different colors!"

Gondi look skeptical..."umm what do you call this sparkly thing you made?"

[plarfman]

Baldy looked puzzled and I could see him trying to think this over. I looked at the ball of gooey resin I had rolled up in my hand. .

"you know I think your right this could revolutonize all of the Zori nation and put our guild at the for-front of it all. "

I began to day dream of all the sparkly cash that I would b rolling in when we managed to sell it all.I looked at Drak who was still holding onto packer3's rope he seemed to b walking slightly to the left. I thought this funny had the exsplosion made everyone but me and Baldy walk slightly to the left? I would research this after I had my millions of dapper to play with.

"you come up with a name for this invention of yours yet?" I asked Baldy as I yanked a launcher shell out and started unscrewing the cap!

[josephm]

"How about FlashBang?" I asked?

Gondi Scoffed "As head fashion consultant I highly suggest you not use such a childish name. We should also thank the Kami for giving us so much dapper. How about Kami-kazee?"

Ooh I like that I thought, and was about to voice such when I noticed a large bodoc trundling towards a wayward Packer 3 and a sobbing Drakinos. "Gondi!" I yelled, as I grabbed my Golden Machata Sword of Mektoub Slaying..."Drakinos is in trouble!"

[plarfman]

I was just dropping the ball of moon resin into the shell to see if it fit when I heard Baldy shout.

"Gondi, Drakinos is in trouble!"

I looked up to see a rather hairy Bodoc shambling at Drak head down. Drak didnt even see it coming and Packer3 seem gleeful and was trying to pull Drak in the direction of the shambling Bodoc.With out thinking and like the pro I was I put the Shell back together and Shoved it in my now Fusia colored Launcher.

"Drak" I shouted trying to move up the line of packers to him " Watch out your about to get.........."

#!@*BLAMY*@!#

[josephm]

It was BEAUTIFUL! MIRACULOUS! SPLENDID! WONDERFUL! AWSOME!

With what normally sounded like a huge roar came a loud *pffzzt* as a brilliant myriad of colors swept out accross the plains engulfing Drakinos, Packer 3, and the Vicious Bodoc. Drakinos Sobs turned into howls of pain that could only be from experiencing the sheer joy of such beauty up close!

Dazzled I forgot the danger of now severely nettled bodoc. It's head was careening back and forth, up and down, tearing up huge clods of earth that began to pummel the heavily armored Drakinos. I was so worried for him so much as the materials on Packer 3, who begaun to run circles in a clockwise fashion about Drakinos.

I charged into the fray, waving my sword wildly above my head, and wondering if perhaps I should have donned my armor...

[plarfman]

My hand slipped and hit the trigger of the launcher sending a shell at Drak. There was a second before it exsploded where I wonderd what had just happen and then Blamy and beleive you me it was BEAUTIFUL! MIRACULOUS! SPLENDID! WONDERFUL! AWSOME! I could see the money we would B making. My mind went blank and Baldy ran past me in his underpants dragging his heavy sword after him.

"Help" -=crunch crunch=- "help" -=crunch crunch=-

I thought I heard Drak or was it packer3 shouting. It didnt matter I had to make more of these wonderful "Kami-Kazees" I started shuffling looking for more to stuff into my shells and realized I could make it even better the more sparkly moon resin I stuffed into it.

[josephm]

Drakinos staggered in to me as I was preparing to end the hapless Bodoc's pathetic life. My blow glanced to the right and sliced cleanly through the bodocs tough horn. Wow what a great sword! I was going to have to get more of these!

I pushed Drakinos off of me and he tripped over the dismembered horn. The Bodoc in fury, had reared up on it's hind legs and was about to come crashing down on Drakinos. He was still blinded by the beauty of what he had just witnessed and had no idea his life was about to end!

[plarfman]

I finnished stuffing one of my shells still obliviouse to what was going on around me. I jammed it down the barrel it was slightly larger then it should have been. It just would not fit. I looked about for somthing to Jam it down with grabbing one of Baldys Bow gun bullets they where long and thin. I started jamming the shell down. up and down up and down up and down. Finaly I managed to get it in and placed the gun on Packer5's back to wipe the sweat from my brow . Someone was making a whole lot of noise up by packer3 they should shut up. I was trying to figure out how to make our millions in to double the amount we could make. Suddenly Packer5 lerched a bit and I went to grab my launcher..

[josephm]

A high pitch keening sounded, the kind you get when a launcher is about to misfire. I sure hoped Gondi was alright, but right now I was worried about Drakinos getting stomped to death. I kept poking the belly of the Bodoc when it tried to come down off it's hind legs. Several times it kicked, but didn't actually land on Drak.

"Drak man get up! get up!" But Drakinos just kept rolling around screaming "My eyes! my eyes! You idiots! My eyes!"

This hurt my feelings. I mean, there we were, trying to cheer him up, giving him a fresh look at our new invention and he had to go and start talking crap. But that was petty compared to him getting smashed to bits. I still had to save him. He's like a brother to me after all...

That keening was going an awful lot longer than usual, I was expecting a misfire at any moment...what was Gondi up to?