A poll for more polls about polls

[mrshad]

According to the latest polls, all polls must be decided on before hand by pre-poll polling. All polling data will be considered inconclusive until validated by the post-pre-poll poll. At such time as the post-pre-poll poll is completed, the consensus of all previous polls will be determined.

[jdiegel]

Don't get me started on exit polls.

[thurgond]

Why always the polls? Why not Rumanians or something?

Have you heard this one? A Mattis, a Tryker and a Poll walk into a bar...

[zumwalt]

the bartender see's the 3 walking up and taking there seats, approaches them and asks each one what they would like to drink....

[pcheez]

the bartender see's the 3 walking up and taking there seats, approaches them and asks each one what they would like to drink....

so they have a poll to determine the results of the poll that would reveal who would be head of the summit dedicated to creating the poll that would eventually cause a summit to be held to decidewho will go home to who's wife. all in favor of plastic flavored and cardboard bottled coke say

manidliketoseethatwheniwakeupcuzilikechineseberries.
or Bob. whichever is easier.

[neiana]

WAIT!! We forgot to have a poll discussing the effects of Fuzz posting this poll! Also, we have yet to meet on the subject of those who can and cannot poll in polls and those that can or cannot respond to the threads contained by such polls!

- N

[lyrah68]

Before we can have a summit, we HAVE to discuss the chairs and the shape of the table we will sit at. And the exact temperature of the room, and the food served at meals, and the number of meals. OH and the exact width of the ties worn at the summit o.0 trouble is someone would actually DO all that. Gods! HELP us!

[gddss]

But wait, do we have enough polling machines? Do they all work? Would hate to see the wrong thing light up when one clicks another. And the lines, we can't have people turned away if we don't have enough machines!!

[thebax]

On the other hand, if we await the verdict of the summit, the question of polling becomes moot, having been voted on and ratified by the aforementioned pollsters, a concensus could be reached without belaboring my peers most well thought out points, and then....

Oh crud....what was I not making a point about?

[suib0m]

I voted for the winner..
Do I get a prize?

Wait.. err.. what were we talkin about?

ooohh.. a shiny object...

*wanders off