If NEVRAX made Playstation Games

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spaero
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If NEVRAX made Playstation Games

Post by spaero »

I can see it now. If NEVRAX made Sony Playstation Games:

Johnny: "Ronny, I found a way to make BazookaBoy get 300 extra bazookapoints by tapping the "B" button 3 times!!!"

Ronny: "No flippin' way. dude, that is so leet! Lemme try!"

Loud Knock on the front door:

NEV-Man: "Open up kiddos, I have a free CD for you."

Johnny opens the door slowly, "Who are you?"

NEV-Man: "I am form NEVRAX and I need to fix that game, you are making too many bazookapoints way too fast. That was not our intention. You need the New and Improved game, here Kid, free of charge!"

NEV-Man exchanges discs with Johnny.

Johnny: "Uhhh, thank you?"

NEV-Man: "No need to thank me, just doing what the Boss said. See you again soon."

Door slams and and a shiny blue Renault Sedan speeds off. Johnny and Ronny toss the CD in and start to play.

Ronny: "Johnny, this game ain't working right.... they made his Bazooka a cork gun to try and take on Towering Ape Man!"

Johnny: "But can we still get the extra bazookapoints?"

Ronny: "Lame, Johnny, really lame. You play it...."

Johnny: "I ain't playin' it, You play it!"

Ronny and Johnny: "Let's get Mikey to play it, he'll play ANYTHING!"

Mikey plays for a short while and walks off...

Ronny and Johnny: "He hates it! Hey Mikey!"

(An Anecdote based on a Life Cereal Commercial for those old timers like me, hehehe)
russek
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Re: If NEVRAX made Playstation Games

Post by russek »

LOL !!

this is more fun than the game itself :)
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