[CLOSED][COMPETITION] Help me come up with product names for my new shop

[ajsuk]

I'm currently in the process of designing a new shop similar to Sehraci's famous Medium Armor Boutique, however, I am having issue coming up with good product names.

For a bit of fun I've decided to run a competition to try and find some catchy names for my merchandise!

Here is a list of products that need naming along with a short description for each one to help you out. Note: They are all jewel sets.

1. Void Set (Designed specifically for the high level creatures found in Void)
2. Boss Set (For high level Mob bosses and NPC marauders)
3. Standard Grind Set (A cheap, everyday, HP or Focus grind set)

An example of one already named product is the "Whippersnapper's weedwhacker set" which is aimed towards plant chopping for the younger homins amoung us. As you can tell, descriptive with a touch of zaniness/lameness is to my liking.

Should any submissions be chosen the winners each will receive: 1,000,000 Dappers, 6 stacks of q200 cats and a jewel set of their choice from the shop selection (once it is open).

-You may submit as many suggestions as you like.
-Competition deadline: Friday 26th September @ 22:00 GMT

[beaut666]

Do you want names for the items or for the shop?

Beau

[komissar]

Nice one Jayce Ok here goes:

1. Void set

- Void Skid Row set
- Teh Voider set
- Guess where? set

2. Boss set

- Set of masterful uberness
- Teh Masticator set
- Jacko-all-trades slayer set

3. Everyday set (focus)

- Grim Reaper set
- Dig-em-all set

3. Everyday set (hp)

- Forget-me-not set
- Man's best friend set


And the prize stated is for each variant ? or for all
If for all then it's not enuf

Cheers mate

[seawe]

- Biting Vorax set
- Cold Shower set
- It's Damn Cold set
- Killing Blitz set
- Acid Rain set
- Spitting Bolobi set
- Focused Light set
- Healing Sap set
- Afflicting Magic Pain set
- Bloody Carnage set
- Down and Dirty set (for PR digging)
- Snaping Claws and Talons set
- Blunt Force set
- Nasty Teeth and Pointy Appendages set
- Super hoMan set (all round goodness)
- Dig the Yubos set (for begginers)
- Armor of the Gods set (from a movie)
- Sap Me Up set
- Slick and Slashy set

oh yea

[seleneus]

void:

cratch-em kinch-em jab-em set
Set of absolute Voiding
A "Void me at all costs" set
Jab my cratch set

boss:

Spawn maniac's set
"Beat ya to it" set
"Another one bites the dust" set
HOF list kiddo set

common dig:

Hit the dirt set
Dirty dozen set
Mole-hole blues set
"Kami tolerance my ass" set

common grind:

Flora and Fauna lover set
Greenpeace kid set
Powerlevelling galore set
"Anywhere on Atys I can squish ya gratis" set

[chibiarc]

1. Void Set (Designed specifically for the high level creatures found in Void)

The Set Deluxe, Void Edition

2. Boss Set (For high level Mob bosses and NPC marauders)

The Set Deluxe, NPC Edition

3. Standard Grind Set (A cheap, everyday, HP or Focus grind set)

The Set

[altilly]

Boss set:

The Crown Jewels

or perhaps that would be better for a PvP set (if you have any in the pipeline)

[ajsuk]

Do you want names for the items or for the shop?

The products/items.

And the prize stated is for each variant ? or for all

Yep the prize is for each, so up to 3million daps, 18 q200 cat stacks and 3 jewel sets can be won in total, potentially all by the same person.

Loving many of these suggestions so far, I can tell I'm going to have a tough time deciding!

[dakhound]

plod set - "I have to listen to barbaar so I may as well look good" set
boss set - "why the hell am I wearing medium armour for a boss" set
grind set - "this will sit in my apartment" set

[ajsuk]

Witty as always, Jack.