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"We already did our good deed for the evening!" Kiwi squeals.
"Oh?"
"Mr. Trout was a bit under the weather..."
"He was soused!"
"Ok, soused." A giggle. "And we..."
"And we took him to the lady's hairstylist..."
"We were going to just have his hair tinted..."
"Just tinted..."
"But she got carried away."
"Yeah. SHE got carried away."
"So many folks celebrating. So many inebriated souls wandering about. We best hurry. I am sure I saw Jayce leaning over a hitching rail. He may need our attention. You see to Riveit while Kiwi and I tend to Jayce."
"We'll tend to Jayce... ?"
A quick elbow from Pipp brought another round of giggles. "Yes," she said in a low tone flecked with mirth. "We'll 'tend' to him."
"But not to the stylist?"
"No, I was thinking something a bit more fun. Like ..."
Pero watches the two walk off speaking in that low conspiratorial way that usually portends trouble for him as their guild leader and their friend. He Knows will rue the fact he he didn't speak up fast enough, make them help.
A weary sigh escapes him as he glances down at Riveit.
Again, he looks to the trykerettes in matching pirate hats, heads together, light laughter from one, then the other, then back down he looks to Riveit.
"You owe me one," he grumbles. "A BIG one." Then with a side glance to the stables he shakes his head and sighs, "Poor Jayce."
Startled laughter and, "Look! Its Red!" catches Pero's ears.
"From the looks of him, drunk as well."
"Let me get my axe!"
"Axe? No. Get your old white focus armor. We'll put it on him... "
"What about Jayce?
"When they waken together in the same bed and a marriage certificate signed by the Priestess..."
"Priestess? What priestess would do THAT?"
"You, silly."
More laughter fills the night.
Hurriedly Pero starts to drag the unconscious Riveit to the apartment elevator. "Look at me!" he hisses under his breath, "The Great Pero. Babysitting drunkards and imps! Now, after I toss you on the bed back out I go. I swear! Those two will be the death of me."
See, he thinks that it only happened due to some drunken accident, but i know the truth...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa73C4sf4eA (Dammit >< , the video does finish after a couple of mins.. dont wait for it. theres nothing there.)
All it takes is a little bit of time (and some poor video editing skills) and the truth shall set you free!
Also.. Blame Kilgore for this one. it was ALL his idea..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa73C4sf4eA (Dammit >< , the video does finish after a couple of mins.. dont wait for it. theres nothing there.)
All it takes is a little bit of time (and some poor video editing skills) and the truth shall set you free!
Also.. Blame Kilgore for this one. it was ALL his idea..
(figured Id put sarcasm mid sentence a few times to make it more annoying for you to quote and twist to your own ends)