Because I never succeeded to break my staff when I spank my little guildslaves!! And believe me ...I really tried hard *cries hysterical*
So if I can fit one of them in it, I could punish them forever without having them to go to their little appartements with red cheeks.
So I am sure u will do a great thing for the tiny bada*sses, they will see u and remember u as 'the One' who made slavery bearable and i have an excuse to craft an uber staff of torture again ...
Oh btw I like the idea about meeting up with the tiny Belgiums and get drunk...so if i can't get that Aen be sure to invite me (I'll keep your Duvel cold
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(Getting all weird fantasies about Kili in Aen armour with matching boots ;o ....)