Gossip and Facts

[archaeos]

Let's keep up the spirit and have some fun on the forums...We don't always have to be serious are we?
I now officially open this thread where u can spread the latest gossip or facts u think people might consider in their playing.Let's give it a shot !!

[archaeos]

Did u know

*....In history a lot of wars started over a girl ...here on our living planet it is the same ...
Jena is the woman in our case ,she is considered the 'night princess'(anyone ever know why she is called the 'Night princess'?*grin*yeah yeah ...Too many boys and one girl ..that's the reason why u all are fighting in OP battles ...To get as much u can to help your leaders impress on her.

*Jyudas was considered a rich Fyros nevertheless he spends 1/2 of his earnings on girls and firewine in our 'Illuminati playgroud' when his poor girl Kyerna only have to satisfy with 1/3 of his income...Men can be so cruel and unfair...Realise he is not so Rich as he might talk about.(Even Guildmoney is used to satisfy his needs)

*Zahan is the favorite amongst Trykergirls ...he may be shy and not as tough as some others ...but he has a golden heart.Therefor he was granted with the First Golden Card in our Club and in Atys history

*Nexus has a contract with Illuminati in organizing Bachus Events ,they saw a golden business in 'bread and games' for the ignoring people...and they were Able to open the biggest Tree disco :the golden bear...(Illuminati holds 50 percent of the obligations)

Ever wondered why I keep calling Sxarlet :Sxy?Yep she is a part time employee and makes us earn fortunes.

Arcana is a leader and works with 'slaves'(read employees) but u know she is actually just doing Kili's will (Affraid to be beaten up if she doesn't listen,but she really loves her love ...It is just to keep Arcana in balance and for not making her do stupid things ...for everyone's best )
Never underestimate Kili when she is saying:I am Evil!
Oki that's all for today

[grimjim]

Skipper's ancestors were all great inventors as well. Back in the old lands long ago his great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather invented a mechanical talking creature he called a Yubo. (Aibo having already been copyrighted by the Karavan).

Ancestor Skipper and his talking mechanical Yubo (There were no other Yubo at the time) travelled the land, wowing homin wherever they went and making Ancestor Skipper a great deal of money.

One day he was feeling particularly rich and drunk and told the mechanical Yubo he was so thankful it could have anything it wanted!

It wanted to be a REAL Yubo, but since there was no such thing that presented something of a problem.

Only the Kami could help the poor mechanical Yubo and with their magic they turned it to flesh and gave it a mate.

And that's where yubos came from.

Before then, it was all Frippos!

[lienem]

_ The Samsara's bootcamp, now that Rashan isn't in charge of it anymore, takes place in the Pyr baths ... but as to what goes on in there, well I haven't applied to find out and see, maybe it's a job for the Nexus News crew .

_ There is a common misconception about Kinchers flying around, people saying they are mean bugs that attack you as soon as they see you. Kinchers are actually lonely creatures than run up to you to ask for a hug, just like the little Yubos do. And just as Yubos sometimes end up peeing on you, Kincher's hugs are a bit tough for frail homins ... but they really don't mean any harm.

[archaeos]

So True...
Also the fact bodocs realease green gaz comes from the fact they have a strict diet :brussel sprouts and cauliflour...Since their intestins don't digest them properly (they used to be insecteating animals *explains the beak* ) they release the gaz when u prick em with a pike or a sword...It has nothing to do with a defensemechanism...

[grimjim]

Arcana often mistake Yelk for Bodocs due to a traumatic incident when a bodoc stood on her head while she was digging.

The bodoc wore a pink bow and answered to the name 'Mio'.

[ghyselsj]

I heard that the Yubos are secretly planning to overthrow the Homin rulers... they struck a deal with the Great Kinchers in Void, half of their offspring in exchange for rigorous battle training...

[kibsword]

I heard of a time when the Yubos rose up under a giant yubo called Vince and laid waste to the lakelands!

[archaeos]

Arcana often mistake Yelk for Bodocs due to a traumatic incident when a bodoc stood on her head while she was digging.

The bodoc wore a pink bow and answered to the name 'Mio'.

Yes and a Pink tutu ....*shivers when thinking about it*
But yelks also traumatized me ...I fell of one when i was a kid and it also went sitting on me .
*Eeeeek ....counting bodocs and yelks jumping over a fence when falling asleep ,jumping straight when realizing Arcana is laying behind the fence...Always this horrible dream...IT IS KILLING ME!!! *(seriously considering Psychological help)
101 bodocs 102 bodocs ...oh no a bodoc and a yelk together...waaaaaah(hides neurotically in corner slapping herself...this isn't real ...this isn't real...

[archaeos]

I heard that the Yubos are secretly planning to overthrow the Homin rulers... they struck a deal with the Great Kinchers in Void, half of their offspring in exchange for rigorous battle training...

That explains appearance of the ninja killer jubo ...( famous assasin)
Btw the secret underground facilities are used to create a new killer mob in the aid for this battle...they made a crossbread between yelks and bodocs...this new secret weapon of the yubo's has the codename 'Bullocks'