Yubo XP exploit

[amitst]

stop missing the point of this thread, please... man i wish we had admin rights to our own threads so we could delete all the offtopic junk,

this thread is speculating on what the Yubo exploit could be, purposefully including Yubos, which arent a part of it, and such

[iphdrunk]

this thread is speculating on what the Yubo exploit could be, purposefully including Yubos, which arent a part of it, and such

ah sorry... Apparently, some rumors say, and I heard whispers in some dark tavern in Fairhaven, that with a carefully selected pack of yubos, you just need to agressively taunt them all, thus provoking these lovely creatures to attack you at once.... then, mystically, you proceed to ignore them all, and repeteadly cast self heal upon thee, restless pronouncing the magic words and performing the required gestures... Finally you proceed to mercilessly slain them all and your skill in the arts of self magic will increase !!!

Nevertheless, none of the Magician trainers throught Atys has been able to instruct me in this "self magic" thing...

[marct]

Yeah, not that I didn't tell the person (whom I knew) to knock it off. And guess what they stopped. It was not botting, it was harassing poor yubos. To be totally honest, this is months and months old. And I do not even recall how it was done.



Noin.

[rushin]

i heard that if you take moody homins who can't stand to see others chatting and having fun, feed them to the death yubo then great things will happen

[dhuberma]

I'm sorry, friends, but you are all quite off-base here. The REAL Yubo XP exploit involves:

(1) Befriend a male Yubo. We'll call him "George".

(2) Convince your female friend (we'll call her "Sally") to talk-up George's fine Yuboish attributes to that cute single Yubo who we'll call "Alice".

(3) Host a party in celebration of anything you want. It can be a fake birthday party, a celebration of your recent plastic surgery, a gathering of afficianados of fine digital watches... it doesn't really matter why there's a party, the point is there is a party. Everyone knows Yubos cannot resist a good party.

(4) At the party, cleverly scheme to have Alice meet George in a casual, "Oh, hi! You're a Yubo, too! I'm Alice. Oh, you're George, friends with Sally? Oh, I've heard so much about you! I was really bowled over by your adventures in Lichtenstein with the tapestries!", sort of way.

(5) Now, this is an important step. Once Alice and George are conversing and exchanging the stories that Yubos of the opposite sex exchange when they meet each other at parties, it is very important that you put a cocktail glass on your head, turn to the nearest musician, and request "Sweet Caroline" (by Neil Diamond). Everyone knows folks of a certain generation cannot resist gathering around the piano and gayfully singing "Sweet Caroline" together.

(6) By now, after having been forced to watch slightly-older-than-you-wished partiers drunkenly singing old Neil Diamond tunes, you will begin to feel unwell. You should consider excusing yourself from the party early, going to the nearest tavern, and drinking yourself into a drunken stupor while hitting on the bartender with whom you have no shot of going home.

If you follow these steps carefully, you will have... well... a headache. And probably no game XP what-so-ever. But you'll have a really good story to tell strangers at the next party you go to.

Best regards,

[marct]

I took a walk past te Pyr bathhouse the other day and saw some male Fyrosians in the baths with a bunch of Yubos!!! I'm not sure where you would gain XP, but ick what an exploitation of the poor furry things.

Noin.

[thanakar]

ah sorry... Apparently, some rumors say, and I heard whispers in some dark tavern in Fairhaven, that with a carefully selected pack of yubos, you just need to agressively taunt them all, thus provoking these lovely creatures to attack you at once.... then, mystically, you proceed to ignore them all, and repeteadly cast self heal upon thee, restless pronouncing the magic words and performing the required gestures... Finally you proceed to mercilessly slain them all and your skill in the arts of self magic will increase !!!

Nevertheless, none of the Magician trainers throught Atys has been able to instruct me in this "self magic" thing...

Thanks for the memory! Why does it always come back to yubos?

[desertt]

Thanks for the memory! Why does it always come back to yubos?

cause they like to haunt you!

[totnkopf]

this thread is speculating on what the Yubo exploit could be, purposefully including Yubos, which arent a part of it, and such

If you're actually serious on this Saoirse, no point asking. Players can't give info on exploits to other players according to the CoC.


So that being said, I don't expect this post to be around for long:
Run up to a yubo. Press forward, forward, back, back, forward, default attack. You'll then perform this cool fatality animation and receive 1,000,000,000,000 xp and Ding 250 instantly in a random skill.

[yaten]

I'd like to know what the true exploit is myself ... after they patch it away, that is.

Then again, maybe you all have the wrong idea about the Yubo XP exploit, it's not that homins are getting XP off them, it's that the Yubos are gaining levels off homins FAR too fast!