Top 10 signs you play Ryzom too much

[scarazi]

madakoos up???

*runs*

[scarazi]

#30 day and night are worthless, season changes are

#31 deep vien thrombosis kicks in but you must ignore as sup oath gonna pop soon

#32 the freezer is empty of microwave lasagne and garlic bread, you must sttle for noodles and crisps

#33 when someone says in gc "argh killed by staro" you actually know which region staro is in that season, staro`s migration path and where to look each named mob included

#34 when you get angry at a 71 sorce content in PR

[symes007]

10. Finding Madakoo up makes your day.
9. You have a dream about crafting a q270 sword from boss mats.
8. You wonder that since Stinga make rum, what do the other plants make?
7. You tell stories of your first trek through Darkmoor to the newbies.
6. Grove of Confusion isn't confusing at all.
5. You've actually been inside secret kami oasis.
4. You insult someone in public by calling them a yubo.

3. You understand amp crafting.


2. You start building things from materials laying around your house.




1. You rate everything on a scale from 1 to 250.

5. You've actually been inside secret kami oasis. - Ben ther...

[amitst]

I know I should have hoarded those yelketh mats

[xeraphim]

Your GF get an angry look in her eye if you go near the computer......

[pr0ger]

36. You're currently at work when reading this sentence (gotcha! dont hide )

[sk8rss]

You talk about it with another player at work so much that you end up burning food and getting yelled at.

And you refer to almost all of your work-related skills in levels.

And act out emotes.

And talk in abbreviations.

Heh, I talk to another player at work...wait...that's you... More things that happen at work when lukati's not around?

Talk to someone else about ryzom...poor girl gets bored to death daily, but thinks goo is cool.

Told a bartender to "Kiss my big blue...!"

Tell everyone you see they should start playing ryzom.

You tell people "grats" in real life.

And the REAL #1 sign you play ryzom too much....



You're at your birthday party with Zerutten having an argument about his neutrality and how he's a sissy because of it with a female friend on your lap (you don't notice cause you're screaming and drunk) and your girlfriend's getting mad... Just before she says something you two get up and walk into the yard talking about something else...out of nowhere you shout "THIS IS JUST LIKE RYZOM AND NEUTRALITY!" and begin to charge zerutten, who's bigger and hairier than you... after two tries he throws you on the ground so that everyone can hear it...and you lay there drunk, dizzy, and confused...all cause of ryzom.

[kayak]

- you try and say 'lol' in a sentance instead of actualy laughing

[Lukati]

Heh, I talk to another player at work...wait...that's you... More things that happen at work when lukati's not around?

Talk to someone else about ryzom...poor girl gets bored to death daily, but thinks goo is cool.

Told a bartender to "Kiss my big blue...!"

Tell everyone you see they should start playing ryzom.

You tell people "grats" in real life.

And the REAL #1 sign you play ryzom too much....



You're at your birthday party with Zerutten having an argument about his neutrality and how he's a sissy because of it with a female friend on your lap (you don't notice cause you're screaming and drunk) and your girlfriend's getting mad... Just before she says something you two get up and walk into the yard talking about something else...out of nowhere you shout "THIS IS JUST LIKE RYZOM AND NEUTRALITY!" and begin to charge zerutten, who's bigger and hairier than you... after two tries he throws you on the ground so that everyone can hear it...and you lay there drunk, dizzy, and confused...all cause of ryzom.

It's true. And my hairiness was indeed the deciding factor

[dmeasler]

You wake up in your computer chair ... realizing you are late for work ...
But instantly check your stats first before logging out.