Some reasons for Jena's delay...

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gillest
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Some reasons for Jena's delay...

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A bit of humour on those forums wouldn't hurt and similar thread is already on 66 pages on french forums so lets see what the community here can do :)
Maybe its french humour but worth a try..

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Jena's arrival was announced some times ago but still no-one has seen her arriving..
There are to be a reason for this delay... Maybe.....

1 - She always wanted to kill Aen but since new patch takes time ..

2 - She is in front of wardrobe: "so, Red HQ fyros, Blue HQ zorai, red HQ fyros......"

3 - Hairdresser is fully booked for next 3 months.

4 - She played strip poker with Ma-Duk and lost.... back to point 2 :)

5 - Dam yubo stole the key of the Airship and ran away

6 - She landed in AD and get ganked

7 - She is in Phnom Penh waiting for me to level her massage skill tree :)

8 - She tried to time her arrival with range weapon balance patch, has been on ryzom news page for 3 months pressing refresh button waiting to see patch notes appear.

9 - She is there already, noone saw her, you all too busy in AD atm.

10 - (this one is from original post I love it): She wants new amps 97/97, been in PR since June waiting for sup zun to respawn ..

10 - (this one is from original post I love it): She is trying to finish the Lore before she arrives, she cant understand a thing and its dam long...

12- (from p66 of thread): http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?ioxd2hozgbo
(put in fast speed, it last long)

That's 9 for me :)
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Re: Some reasons for Jena's delay...

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13 - She printed all the rants on forums to bring to Nevrax, now she can't take off anymore: cargo overloaded...
To protect and to rez, never to serve. Crafta of da weapa :) Master of Spellings and Typos

"we want to rule the world, to free our kind" (Shinken, Poete-healer)
[thread=19248]Do not forget the old man words![/thread]

Too much PvP is bad for your sanity :)
dakhound wrote: holy crap I went to bed as jackoba and woke up sounding like jyudas :P
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14 - She tried to repeat her arrival speech with the Igod (http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html), went mad and now is in psychiatry :)

Edit: for the sake of Atys just hope she 's not as stupid as this one.
Challenge: make it say: i did not understand despite my 999999999g bits :)

15 - She got the wrong server, she' s on the ATS and can't find anyone :)
To protect and to rez, never to serve. Crafta of da weapa :) Master of Spellings and Typos

"we want to rule the world, to free our kind" (Shinken, Poete-healer)
[thread=19248]Do not forget the old man words![/thread]

Too much PvP is bad for your sanity :)
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* Stopped off for anithistimines on the way, hay fever is a killer.
* Left over Ep2.
* Scared of spiders. Refuses to land until someone gets rid of the kitin (using a giant glass and sheet of paper).
* She won't land until a decent place to stay becomes available. They're not temples, they're hotels.
* Spaceship pilot refused to stop and ask for directions.
* Celestial army on strike for more hydrogen.
* Trying to lose a few pounds so she can fit back into her jumpsuit again.
* Fattening Atys up for Christmas.
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Re: Some reasons for Jena's delay...

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* Gone to play GuildWars as it has much better balance in pvp






(and no, Im not a GW-fan ;) )
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jinnear wrote:* Gone to play GuildWars as it has much better balance in pvp


(and no, Im not a GW-fan ;) )

You could have said "Gone to play _________ as it has much better balance in pvp" since most games with pvp do it better :p
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Re: Some reasons for Jena's delay...

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Ok english humour is more like sarcasm , I give it a try:

25 - She saw your comments and is now running away screaming :)

Version 2:

26 - She saw your comment and changed itinerary to Paris - Earth to kick some Nevrax butts :)
To protect and to rez, never to serve. Crafta of da weapa :) Master of Spellings and Typos

"we want to rule the world, to free our kind" (Shinken, Poete-healer)
[thread=19248]Do not forget the old man words![/thread]

Too much PvP is bad for your sanity :)
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hehe jinnear

27 - She tried GW, she's been killed by Koreans

....
28 - She lost her SoR password, can only log on forums and refuse to admit it.
To protect and to rez, never to serve. Crafta of da weapa :) Master of Spellings and Typos

"we want to rule the world, to free our kind" (Shinken, Poete-healer)
[thread=19248]Do not forget the old man words![/thread]

Too much PvP is bad for your sanity :)
dakhound wrote: holy crap I went to bed as jackoba and woke up sounding like jyudas :P
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Still trying to get her invading legions through Airport Security.
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Re: Some reasons for Jena's delay...

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jinnear wrote:* Gone to play GuildWars as it has much better balance in pvp






(and no, Im not a GW-fan ;) )
lol dont even get me started on GW worce game ever, its just a revamped diablo2 with less fredom of movment imo
And PvP there is poo amazed if anyone will play that for more then 2 months. WoW FTW for true PvP fans imo.

Edit: Shes here allready but as a invisable elf sitting on King Yrk shoulder telling him to burn things :D
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