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calel
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Red Ribbon Army recruitment corner

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*whispers*
'Oi, you! Yes, the lot with the confussed and lost expression written all over your faces; have you got the 'free' tour yet?
Take you to the markets? Why? You want to get robbed in plain daylight by these scammers? You would leave poor my friend, but we happen to know the right people.'

'.... Want to buy some premium equipment, very cheap?
Yes, I know it has got some dents; the previous owner had a nasty accident, trampled by his own mektoub mount. But you should have seen how that axe cleaved through herds of messabs.'

'Ah, the bar!'
*makes the customer order a round of drinks*
'Nice chap that barman is; for a couple of daps he' ll serve you any kind of beverage from all over Atys. Slip him some more and his tongue tends to loosen up.'
*rubs nose*

'.... How about some nice quality armour?
There you go; seems like you' re ready to take on an army of kitins when wearing that, albeit a small army....... severly wounded preferably.
What? That' s not blood, that' s ... err... protective coating.
And no, those are ventilation holes. Gets hot sometimes in an armour, you know?'
*mutters* 'Sheesh, bunch of know-it-alls.' *coughs*

'Shall we carry those bags for you? Looks heavy.
Yes, you could call us 'helpfull' I guess.
.... So, and these are the dark back-alleys and I guess this will be the end of the tour at the same time.
Now, if you will kindly step right through this dooway then you' ll get the chance to get acquianted with the rest of our 'family' '

*the sound of wood landing on hollow skulls*
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Kyerna - "Miss World 2525"

Hawker of odds and ends, crafter of bonafide armours.
Leader of the Red Ribbon Army.
"Blood for the blade, dappers for the tribe!"
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Are you tired of getting cheated of your dappers by the town vendors?
Have you been picked on by ybers ever since you were a kid and now want to have back at the critters tenfold?
Do you find yourself in need of a shelter after that 'unfortunate' run-in with the guards?
Or are you just looking for an easy way to make dappers to pay of your gammbling debts?
Has embezzling always been your biggest passion over collecting stamps of the Atysian wildlife?
Are you 'by streak of luck' always the last one standing, at a safe distance, from your team that just got wiped by that vorax?


If any of these questions apply to you then maybe you should be thinking about joining the Red Ribbon Army!
We are a mature, jovial bunch of friendly homins, looking to enjoy Atys to it' s fullest. We role-play our part in the Saga as a band of semi-tribal rogues with a soft spot for the needy (though we might not openly admitt the later ). We view both the Kami and Karavan with a lot of suspicion and are thus of neutral alignement. The headquarters are rumoured to be found in the fair city of Fairhaven as the majority of our band consists of the free-spirited Trykers. We do have access to all other regions and accept any homin from any race if they agree to work on their fame as we see fit, and are willing to go through our tribal initiation (a set of tasks to show the novice' s goodwill) where they can expect to get trained, drilled and pestered by our high-ranked members and initiated ones.

If you happen to have more questions or a load of dappers to spare, feel free to contact Kyerna, Yndex or Nikopol ingame through /tell or ingame mail or leave us a notice in the general discussion part of the forums on our GPsite (see signature).


Blood for the blade, dappers for the tribe!
Kyerna - "Miss World 2525"

Hawker of odds and ends, crafter of bonafide armours.
Leader of the Red Ribbon Army.
"Blood for the blade, dappers for the tribe!"
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