What loot is on you?
Re: What loot is on you?
i remember still carying those bones from last month. Not completely rotten, they still smell...
Psylo - Tryker and Homin
Shinto Digging Ltd.
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Re: What loot is on you?
The Ghuiss has killed himself. you can still hear the screams "the horror" "the horror".
Being the closest homin in the vicinity of the rabid goo infected decaying ghuiss you win:
the rite for 10000 res's ghuiss has done.
the rite to call kye whicked and nasty.
the rite to call everyone Mr.
you can now take over being Mr friendly neighbourhood GoO homin.
you can now talk nonsense anytime you like.
you now own a tryker tea room/stripclub/pokerden.
you now have the license to supply bijam with najabb skin.
a sword called elenor
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the amps of sooth.
Mr stampy 1-2-3 and the BatMeki
you now have to remember every homin you ever walked with and feel the pain of all the lost souls on atyss. The Ghuiss is dead long live the new Ghuiss.
pst* you also now have a copy of SWG that was used for 3 days. some crap female agent (i know i know) for AO. unused copy of KOTOR 2. unsused Halflife 2.
Being the closest homin in the vicinity of the rabid goo infected decaying ghuiss you win:
the rite for 10000 res's ghuiss has done.
the rite to call kye whicked and nasty.
the rite to call everyone Mr.
you can now take over being Mr friendly neighbourhood GoO homin.
you can now talk nonsense anytime you like.
you now own a tryker tea room/stripclub/pokerden.
you now have the license to supply bijam with najabb skin.
a sword called elenor
.the amps of sooth.
Mr stampy 1-2-3 and the BatMeki
you now have to remember every homin you ever walked with and feel the pain of all the lost souls on atyss. The Ghuiss is dead long live the new Ghuiss.
pst* you also now have a copy of SWG that was used for 3 days. some crap female agent (i know i know) for AO. unused copy of KOTOR 2. unsused Halflife 2.
Last edited by g00st on Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:17 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Re: What loot is on you?
hmmm, well...
q250 supreme sword of max damage and max speed is a pretty worthwhile steal!
q250 supreme White Zorai Light Armour
q250 supreme white fyros heavy armour
But i think the most valuable item you could steal from my corpse would be my mask, it is my spiritual identity.
q250 supreme sword of max damage and max speed is a pretty worthwhile steal!
q250 supreme White Zorai Light Armour
q250 supreme white fyros heavy armour
But i think the most valuable item you could steal from my corpse would be my mask, it is my spiritual identity.
Alibooma
Was Sleeping... Is now Awake!
Was Sleeping... Is now Awake!
Re: What loot is on you?
You loot a booklet of outstanding debts (yours to keep), a booklet of outstanding loans (yours to try and collect) and a last will and testament leaving everything to a shifty Fyros warrior called Rashann, including the life insurance payout of 10 billion dapper. When you look up from these papers you notice the corpse has disappeared and you're pretty sure you can hear a chuckling sound, receding into the distance.
Low Officer [highlight]Rashan[/highlight], Expert Heavy Armorer
The Samsara - Wealth and Glory
[thread=11008]We are recruiting. I DARE you to apply![/thread]
The Samsara - Wealth and Glory
[thread=11008]We are recruiting. I DARE you to apply![/thread]
Re: What loot is on you?
You find nothing, better luck next time. 
Neva - Arispotle Server
Guild Leader - Guardians of Life
Guild Leader - Guardians of Life
Re: What loot is on you?
An organ donor card...
The ears from a few dead Kami Lovers on a thong hung from my belt...
A picture of Jena...
The ears from a few dead Kami Lovers on a thong hung from my belt...
A picture of Jena...
Re: What loot is on you?
You find the body of dead Sxarlet on a strange place. You cannot tell what killed her, but it is clear she poked her nose in places again where she shouldnt...
On examining you find:
2 razor sharp daggers
a little, worn and well read book: 'Guildmanagement for Dummys'. In the margins of the book you see that somebody put questionmarks everywhere. Also a lot of times you see that somebody wrote 'I dont understand !!'
a ownership for a mount called Ambulance, or Amby for short.
an old drawn map, to a hideout in tryker. On the map you see: 'Har Har Har!'
a Candy Cane of Power
on further examination you find some things hidden away:
a very small key, with a magnifiing glass you can read on it: 'Secret Fyros Hunk closet, only for (former) guildleaders'
a drawn picture of a tryker named 'Flump', there is a red heart drawn on it...
On examining you find:
2 razor sharp daggers
a little, worn and well read book: 'Guildmanagement for Dummys'. In the margins of the book you see that somebody put questionmarks everywhere. Also a lot of times you see that somebody wrote 'I dont understand !!'
a ownership for a mount called Ambulance, or Amby for short.
an old drawn map, to a hideout in tryker. On the map you see: 'Har Har Har!'
a Candy Cane of Power
on further examination you find some things hidden away:
a very small key, with a magnifiing glass you can read on it: 'Secret Fyros Hunk closet, only for (former) guildleaders'
a drawn picture of a tryker named 'Flump', there is a red heart drawn on it...
Sxarlet - Pink Rez Gadget of Evolution
Silk - Trader of valuable things, in service of the King
Sxarface - Master of shipwrecking in Aedan Aqueous
Silk - Trader of valuable things, in service of the King
Sxarface - Master of shipwrecking in Aedan Aqueous
Re: What loot is on you?
You STILL have that annoying little, yellow " " badge, now stuck to the small of your back where you just can't reach.
" badge, now stuck to the small of your back where you just can't reach.
Re: What loot is on you?
A very very long to do list, with lots of ticks against many of the lines.
A little black book with all the names (with scores) cross out and Seren written in large letters. (In a ladies handwritting) *Grumbles*
A map of Atys with all the safe routes mark on it and a inscription at the bottom which reads 'Avoid these paths at all cost, they are no fun!'
A moto on a small scrap of Torkan Hide .... 'Armours should look pretty first and be practical second! If you want protection get a healer!'
A box of troll bait
A large bucket of water
A very very very very small yubo called Boo! (has a name tag) that squeaks when you poke it.
A small Yber beak (basic quality)
A picture of Nineteen
A picture of Nine (with small holes in it, that look like they have been made with the tip of a very sharp dagger)
A bunch of keys to 4 guild halls
A guide book entitled 'how to look lost and know where you are!'
A guide book entitled 'how to look like know where you are, when you are lost!'
A second bunch of keys (Wonders if any of the large guilds recognise there Guild Hall back door keys?)
A guide book entitled 'Part1: How to annoy CSRs and get away with it!'
A guide book entitled 'Part2: What to do if you don't!'
A scrap of paper, entitled 'Friends list' which has 'Everyone, except Diggin' scribbled underneath.
A heavy book with armour measurements and preferences of 90% of the people living on atys (Main column seems to be colour)
A necklace with a tag on it which reads ....
'Neun - fragile, handle with care'
A little black book with all the names (with scores) cross out and Seren written in large letters. (In a ladies handwritting) *Grumbles*
A map of Atys with all the safe routes mark on it and a inscription at the bottom which reads 'Avoid these paths at all cost, they are no fun!'
A moto on a small scrap of Torkan Hide .... 'Armours should look pretty first and be practical second! If you want protection get a healer!'
A box of troll bait
A large bucket of water
A very very very very small yubo called Boo! (has a name tag) that squeaks when you poke it.
A small Yber beak (basic quality)
A picture of Nineteen
A picture of Nine (with small holes in it, that look like they have been made with the tip of a very sharp dagger)
A bunch of keys to 4 guild halls
A guide book entitled 'how to look lost and know where you are!'
A guide book entitled 'how to look like know where you are, when you are lost!'
A second bunch of keys (Wonders if any of the large guilds recognise there Guild Hall back door keys?)
A guide book entitled 'Part1: How to annoy CSRs and get away with it!'
A guide book entitled 'Part2: What to do if you don't!'
A scrap of paper, entitled 'Friends list' which has 'Everyone, except Diggin' scribbled underneath.
A heavy book with armour measurements and preferences of 90% of the people living on atys (Main column seems to be colour)
A necklace with a tag on it which reads ....
'Neun - fragile, handle with care'