Time for some humor

[lyrah68]

On the ghost server post. I have logged onto ATS and had that feeling, NO ONE on, in fact, when I find another tester I nearly faint. It is really REALLY hard to test something that requires a group when finding a group is impossible or near to impossible (how can you group when there is no one there?).

It is also nigh on impossible to travel for the same reasons, no one there, travel...even at level 150...is impossible solo...or almost so.

[vinnyq]

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[vinnyq]

Ok, this happened the other night and I just had to share, hehe. Sorry Thom!

Our guild was running out sup ambers so we decided to make a trip down to PR to git us some. Thom didn't have the Wasteland, Sunken City Kami tickie, so we decided to run him there.

Once we get there, we were heading back out to the amber spot, when we saw the Patrol incoming from the distant. We all screamed and rushed back toward the Kami altar.

Everyone was gathered around the Kami altar as the Patrol gets closer, and we suddenly realized Thom was standing way off beyond the altar, against the wall. This would be smart, except, if you know about the Sunken City Patrol, they passed right next to the Kami altar and the wall beyond to the coackroach camp. We were shouting for him to get back to the altar, but it was too late, the entire Patrol rushed poor Thom as he tried to run.

It was quite a sight to see

Afterwards, Thom commented that he was wondering why we were just standing there in the path of the Patrol. Hehe.

[ncrijns]

This has happened to me 2 times. Loging in loging in etc. Yay game loaded, I say hello to my guild and then..

"The server is going down in 1 minute. Please find a safe place to log out."

Doh!

[acridiel]

This has happened to me 2 times. Loging in loging in etc. Yay game loaded, I say hello to my guild and then..

"The server is going down in 1 minute. Please find a safe place to log out."

Doh!

Happened to me just now... German Server´s shut down for maintenance...

But some funny things that happened to me were:

1.
I log in, Thesos, right at the Waterfront in view of Dyron Hill...
BAMMM- Dead- all I see are LEGS! Kincher Boss on the prowl.. spawned right into him...

2.
Some night, it was about 3 o´clock I´m in the mood for a style change, so I ran up to the Hairdresser... lo´ an´ behold. 1 Dapper...
1 Dapper??? o.O
I tried it and.. yes only 1 dapper was subtracted from my account.
So I postet in Regio... But NO ONE was there anymore.. I was absolutely alone in Yrkanis...
Well, i tested a few Hairstyles and Tatoos that night...
Next Day all was back to normal.

Acridiel

[larwood]

........Thom was standing way off beyond the altar, against the wall. This would be smart, except, if you know about the Sunken City Patrol, they passed right next to the Kami altar and the wall beyond to the coackroach camp. We were shouting for him to get back to the altar, but it was too late, the entire Patrol rushed poor Thom as he tried to run.

Afterwards, Thom commented that he was wondering why we were just standing there in the path of the Patrol. Hehe.

Hehe, fyrx... you little punk. Now everyone know's I'm a n00b.

It was nuts... i was like 60 meters away from the kami alter... which was where my team was, as well as the Kitin Patrol... I'm like, "Hey guys, you are right in their path!!" while they were all screaming...

"THOM GET BACK HERE!!"

Then suddenly I got hit by so many kinchers I would have died 4 times over with the simultaneous damage that was done on the initiial attack.

I didnt know Kitin had ranged attacks.. or was it teleporting they did... 60 meters away, and before i could turn around.... bam! bam! bam! bam! bam! bam!!... each for about 1700 dmg points... then I heard the oh too familiar death music... and something else....

*my team laughing so hard thy all soiled each others pants*

[mikkel]

2.Some night, it was about 3 o´clock I´m in the mood for a style change, so I ran up to the Hairdresser... lo´ an´ behold. 1 Dapper...
1 Dapper??? o.O
I tried it and.. yes only 1 dapper was subtracted from my account.
So I postet in Regio... But NO ONE was there anymore.. I was absolutely alone in Yrkanis...
Well, i tested a few Hairstyles and Tatoos that night...
Next Day all was back to normal.

Thats normal After the patch that introduced the haidressers the Hairstyles of some people were mixed up. The solution was, everybody got a "free" visit at the hairdessers to correct that.

[alibasil]

I didnt know Kitin had ranged attacks.. or was it teleporting they did... 60 meters away, and before i could turn around.... bam! bam! bam! bam! bam! bam!!... each for about 1700 dmg points... then I heard the oh too familiar death music... and something else....

*my team laughing so hard thy all soiled each others pants*

Wearing each others pants?? o.O

[vinnyq]

We are a pretty close-knit guild, that's not the only thing we share...

Hey, get yer mind out of da gutter!

We share amps and swords and picks and such, that sort of fings, tyvm.

[acridiel]

Thats normal After the patch that introduced the haidressers the Hairstyles of some people were mixed up. The solution was, everybody got a "free" visit at the hairdessers to correct that.

Nono,... That was LOOONG after I´d used my free visit for the Stile correction.

Belive me.

And it wasn´t just ONE time, and not only the Hair. Tatoos too...
I plyaed around quite a lot that night...

Acridiel