sprite wrote:Lol, you lot are so crazy I can imagine that happening
trust me on this one, it does ... been there
sprite wrote:Lol, you lot are so crazy I can imagine that happening
boinged wrote:Most-definitely OOC:
This is an actual log from a Samsara guild meeting:
boinged wrote:Most-definitely OOC:
This is an actual log from a Samsara guild meeting:
Kostika: Ok, you can put your pants back on and get off my knee now Jyudas.
Kostika: So let's hear how this months fund-raising went, Indrilad?
Indrilad: Well I got 50k out of noobs, offering to take them back to the starter island and leading them to Dyron instead.
Kostika: Great they'll never notice the difference but that isn't much dapper. Next!
Jool: I offered to sell solutions to the bootcamp tests to our latest recruits but gave them some of my poetry instead. Gained 500k, lost 3 recruits.
Rashan: I'll double that if you get rid of another 3.
Kostika: Shut it big nose! How much did you raise?
Rashan: Er, millions but I kind of spent it on heavy armour.
Kostika: But you MAKE heavy armour!
Rashan: Doh! Let me trawl the forums for ideas. While we hear the rest.
Mioette: I won 2nd prize in a beauty contest and collected 10 dapper!
Kostika: *sigh*
Jyudas: I saved loads as I couldn't find any mats to spend it on. Here's 1 million dapper!
Kostika: Great that will just about cover your sauna membership and guest passes. Pinsao?
Pinsao: I sold 20 axes with stats of 100/100 but a GM told me that wasn't possible due to rounding 'features' and the weapons were all deleted.
Kostika: *sob* I'll never be able to afford that throne for the guildhall.
Swee: I won a few million in duels but spent it all on teleporter tickets.
Kostika: how the?
Swee: Well you can't expect me to walk all the way from Pyr stables to the trainers.
Kostiak: Give me strength!
Rashan: WAIT! I've got it - let's drag aggro onto people in the PR and charge them for a rez. I read it on the forums, it's a GREAT idea!
Kostika: Right that's it, I've had it with you. Pull down your pants and bend over my knee.
Jyudas: Aw, I wanted another go :'(
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Apologies to my guildmates for the above The aggro-drag/rez scam is out of order and we'd never do it.
stanleyz wrote:LOL,just don't understand one thing. I've never posted the NAME of the GUILD or the NAMES of the MEMBERS so why SAMSARA say:''we'd never do it''???????
I've never sad YOU do it
boinged wrote:This is an actual log from a Samsara guild meeting: