Greed is in the Air!

[sx4rlet]

Would you step on a Kami for enough dapper?

I would pay to squash a kami under my foot

Sxarlet

[magick1]

I would pay to squash a kami under my foot

Sound like an excellent buisness opertunity, I know where to find tons of kami.

Hang on a minute, this is wrong for some reason. Give me a second to figure it out.

*ponders heavyly and for a long time*

Gah, I am one of those "long haired kami hippie lovers", no dappers for me. *cries*

[1mage]

I would pay to squash a kami under my foot

Sxarlet

Kami would fit under your ickle foot

[boinged]

I'm happy to report that my current recruits are displaying all the qualities of cunning, work and fun that are required to be a member of The Samsara. In fact they are doing so well, I might have to try and break them!

The end is in sight for this group of rabble. We shall then see if they make the grade...

[boinged]

Three people passed my series of tests, the others... well I shouldn't speak ill of the dead. I would like to formally welcome Meena, Jool and Tpaktopsp to The Samsara. These guys have got what it takes and are now full members of the guild. However, if anyone notices them doing any of the following:

Coarse language
Duelling
Bawdy behaviour
Gambling

Then please give them a pack on the back from me!

Recruitment is still open although we are changing the procedure with trial guild membership. A full member of the guild will still have to go through boot camp however, so don't think getting in properly will be an easy ride!

Contact me for more details.

[toneh]

Congrats to your new members!

[boinged]

Maybe I'm imagining it or maybe most Fyros are getting soft - the last intake of recruits were entirely Trker!

Unsurprisingly they didn't all make the grade - they never do. But those that did were a real bunch of cutthroats, I knew they'd be trouble from the start. Their sailor talk put even Kostika to shame, but slowly we molded, or beat, them into shape. And now after much blood, sweat and tears (theirs, not mine) I'm proud to welcome Mioette and Swee - they're short but so are their tempers.

Treat them like any other member of The Samsara: with fear and respect!

[boinged]

"You're not related to the devil are you?", a recruit asked me today.

I thought about this while I made the insubordinate weakling do another 10 laps of Pyr. Obviously I'm not related to the Kami or Karavan or whoever a homins demons are, but if by his question he meant.

"Are you trying to make my life a living hell?"

Then the answer is YES!

If you think you've got what it takes, come and /tell me.