Time for some humor

[sathla]

Had the 2 kami guardians hiding in a sand dune in the middle of an ocyx/kincher spawn and slinging spells at them non stop near the kami tp altar by thesos springs. Took a GM a good 30min to get out there to stop the chaos those things were creating, the ocyx and kinchers were going nuts out there.

It made pulling the kipees past them delightful to say the least

[dguy1]

Last night I spent about 15 minutes sneaking into Lagoons of Loria to dig some mats. I was very happy when I successfully reached the lake. I crawled out on the north shore to prospect for some Big Shell...only to find Id forgotten to replace my worn out pick.

[iphdrunk]

Last night I spent about 15 minutes sneaking into Lagoons of Loria to dig some mats. I was very happy when I successfully reached the lake. I crawled out on the north shore to prospect for some Big Shell...only to find Id forgotten to replace my worn out pick.

*nods* hehe, that's a classical, like crafting with a broken craft tool (click, click, click... euh? - long ago) or crafting with DP

[dakhound]

*nods* hehe, that's a classical, like crafting with a broken craft tool (click, click, click... euh? - long ago) or crafting with DP

crafting with DP my worst crime really.

once late at night I crafted 17 heavy vests and then realized I had DP, I thought I should really give up and go to bed at this point so I logged. Only the next night I logged on again and crafted 10 more vests b4 I realized I still had DP .........doh

[sathla]

I realize I have DP after the first craft when I look at the xp I gained from it

[jackmor]

One time I came home from work. I was bored so thought I would log on and play the game. I was soloing for a while and noticed I was getting great exp. and the mobs were realy easy to kill. This is great I thought. I checked my contact list but my freinds weren't on yet so I tried foraging. Wow same thing and great mats everywhere. I loaded up my packer and figuerd Id craft a while. This was great perfect craft every time.

After a couple hours of play I relized the game was working great. All the bugs were fixed. The outposts were there. All the missing pieces were put together. It was perfect!

I checked my contact list again. No one was on still. I called out ,hello, in guild chat. No responce. Region chat was empty too. Then as I ran and tped all over Ryson I only saw a few people around. Hmmm this realy stinks. They finaly got the game working great and there was no one on to play it with.

And then it happened. Big yellow letters poped up on the system info box. My heart sank. I couldnt beleive my I eyes. This can't be true, I thought. This cant be happening. Its just not fair. How can they!? How could they!? I reached for the phone. No NO there is no one I can call. What can I do. How can I stop this. I have to stop this. I said it aloud. Then I relized I was standing and talking to my self. So, I sat down and stared at the message on the screen while a little counter counted down.

ATTENTION: DUE TO SEVERLY LOW INTREST IN SAGA OF RYSOM THE NORTH AMERICAN AND UK SERVERS WILL BE SHUT DOWN IN APROXAMATLY 15 MINUTES.


OH WAIT! This hasnt happened. YET!

[xenofur]

that wasn't even remotely funny nor interesting, consider yourself the first entry in my ignore list oO

[danadita]

Awww jeeeezzzz Jack! What a buzz kill!

One time I came home from work. I was bored so thought I would log on and play the game. I was soloing for a while and noticed I was getting great exp. and the mobs were realy easy to kill. This is great I thought. I checked my contact list but my freinds weren't on yet so I tried foraging. Wow same thing and great mats everywhere. I loaded up my packer and figuerd Id craft a while. This was great perfect craft every time.

After a couple hours of play I relized the game was working great. All the bugs were fixed. The outposts were there. All the missing pieces were put together. It was perfect!

I checked my contact list again. No one was on still. I called out ,hello, in guild chat. No responce. Region chat was empty too. Then as I ran and tped all over Ryson I only saw a few people around. Hmmm this realy stinks. They finaly got the game working great and there was no one on to play it with.

And then it happened. Big yellow letters poped up on the system info box. My heart sank. I couldnt beleive my I eyes. This can't be true, I thought. This cant be happening. Its just not fair. How can they!? How could they!? I reached for the phone. No NO there is no one I can call. What can I do. How can I stop this. I have to stop this. I said it aloud. Then I relized I was standing and talking to my self. So, I sat down and stared at the message on the screen while a little counter counted down.

ATTENTION: DUE TO SEVERLY LOW INTREST IN SAGA OF RYSOM THE NORTH AMERICAN AND UK SERVERS WILL BE SHUT DOWN IN APROXAMATLY 15 MINUTES.


OH WAIT! This hasnt happened. YET!

[jackmor]

that wasn't even remotely funny nor interesting, consider yourself the first entry in my ignore list oO

Oh come on, your just mad about me baiting you into telling how you got that armor. I said I was sorry. Dont be such a poop.

I thought his was very funny. It wont happen though. Ive found out that they have lots of backing so theres no need to worry.

[sathla]

The mods have spoken! Feel their wrath!

P.S. forums need IMG tags enabled please m(_ _)m