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*puts on flame-proof suit*

Moderators, I am unsure if this is the proper area to post this... so, please move if needed.

Normally not one to complain about a larger bust, apparently sometime during patch 2, I was drugged and dragged to the plastic surgeon. My once cute little Tryker is now a "barely able to stand without tipping over" Tryker. Fears what could happen using circular attack...

This was definetly not something that occured slowly, it was a sudden and drastic change that occured immediatly after patch 2. I have verified with screenshots and have obtained many other opinions. I am also not the only one who had unauthorized augmentation. The hair changing, I can deal with... no problem there.

I am curious as to whether this is going to be able to be fixed, or is my little Tryker in for a life of back problems and having to ask others what my shoes look like?

Thanks in advance.

Goofymonkey

Steroid Use found to be Prevalent in Tryker Female Soldiers

Dateline--Dinglewood

This intrepid reporter has found that army intelligence has been experimenting with plant-derived synthetic steroids in order to enhance the female soldiers performance on the battlefield. Doctor X explains:

"Kitins are very heavily influenced by anything that bounces is heavy and reminds them of bony, cartiliginous spined specimens. This goes back to the early days of their immuno-development, were carapaced specimens survived only by mimicking certain vertebrate competitors for their very survival."

While guzzling down a two-liter glass jug of Sangria which this reporter provided gratis in order to gain this interview, Doctor X explained that army intelligence was not alone in their approving this simply for soldier performance in the field.

"It's been desirable to use such plants for a whole host of reasons. The economy benefits from a constant traffic and trade in harvested components. We find that constant harvesting also turns over the soil more, allowing it to breathe and for worms to have an easier time navigating for nutrients in the soil. All of this is beneficial."

But Doctor X does not deny that his superiors in army intelligence may have greater political motives than these making the program even more desirable.

"These guys, they got to deal with the political landscape. The largest harvesting union is Local #381, which just happens to be all-male. They got tired of losing all the best looking fit women to the war. In order to promote the continuation of the Tryker race, and to simply keep up morale, it became advisable to augment the "performance" of the remaining Tryker females. This in turn had the experimental result of increasing harvester morale and home front reproduction."

Doctor X admits that even he sees some personal benefits from the widespread implementation of this once secret program.

"Face it , dude. It's all about partying down. You can knock it all you want ... (inaudible belching) ... but in the end just as I'm augmenting my mood right now (hic) .... the fact is babes are part and parcel of the whole war effort. I ain't gonna slave no longer to make no steroids if I ain't getting enough ... and I mean ... it's not as if the Tryker spine can't take the load, it aids in counter-balancing whatever she's got in her backpack anyway. I mean ... cripes ... I got better things to worry about that fighting what makes the guys at HQ oogle, when I might get some oogling in myself."

We appreciated the time we had to interview Doctor X, he soon was busy dreaming up new ideas on the cafeteria table. His own labored breathing showed clearly how long it had been since he gave in to fatigue, but we respected and appreciated that as well.

So, to those of you out there carrying a bit more of the water for our boys (and gals) back on the front, I and every citizen salute you ... with a patriotic oogle.

-- Hank "Lemon" Aide De Campe.

Ahhhh... now I know. Should watch the evening news more carefully! So, if we are an experiment, they could of atleast made us a wee bit stronger in addition to the increased "counter weights."

LOL

Goofy