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Dear Santa

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:35 pm
by sunsh
All I want for Christmas is new owners for Ryzom.

(signed) Hopeful

Re: Dear Santa

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:02 pm
by dakhound
dear hopeful

It seems unfortunately you have been a bad this year. I watched you recently smashing bus shelters and harassing old ladies (yes I know it was you despite the hocky mask and the hood). Therefore with great regret I can announce I cannot deliver your present.


If you wish to appeal this decision please mail Refuse.sack@santa.co.ll

kind regards

Santa Claus
Grand overlord of mythical figures

Re: Dear Santa

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:05 pm
by ajsuk
bah humbug!

Re: Dear Santa

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:26 pm
by fiach
WTF did this lump of coal come from???? :D

Re: Dear Santa

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:52 pm
by iceaxe68
I've been good (mostly), can I have one?

Re: Dear Santa

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:44 pm
by ffxjosh
dakhound wrote:dear hopeful

<snip>

Santa Claus
Grand overlord of mythical figures

... and people think *I'M* a sarcastic prick. :p

On a more serious note, i wouldnt be suprised if we dont see something concreate until AFTER xmas (unless something happens this week). As monday will mean 2 weeks till xmas. Unlikely anyone will wanna have to sort out all the hassle over the holiday period. (this is speculation, not gospel)

Incidently i HAVE been a good boy this year, i'm getting is tyres for my car... wish i'd asked for new owners now... :/

Re: Dear Santa

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:58 pm
by dakhound
ffxjosh wrote:... and people think *I'M* a sarcastic prick. :p
oi dont shoot the messenger

santa hired me through some agency and I get 0.01p per personalised answer :P

Re: Dear Santa

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:59 pm
by ffxjosh
dakhound wrote:oi dont shoot the messenger

santa hired me through some agency and I get 0.01p per personalised answer :P

Sucks to be you, i get 2p for every 'pee on your xmas parade' post that i make.

Courtesy of The Grinch

Re: Dear Santa

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:12 am
by pvtarea
hey ill take that lump of coal if you dont want it.i asked for one for 3 years now and never get it,only thing i get under the tree is a letter saying "your to mean for a lump of coal here a sack of switches instead"
I have to say Satna clause is fat Bi***!
Happy holidays from Detoielt Peeps :cool:

Re: Dear Santa

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:57 pm
by calel
ffxjosh wrote: Incidently i HAVE been a good boy this year, i'm getting is tyres for my car... wish i'd asked for new owners now... :/
Shush you, it's a hint you still get to play carmageddon style. :p