Ryzom

The adventures of Dweeb and Roxxor

Episode 1.
A new experience.

Feeding Yubos...Annoying Mektoubs.....Hiding resources......
LOGIN COMPLETE..


MOTD "LIFE IS A BOX OF CHOCOLATES, EAT ALL AND YOU GET FAT"

WELCOME TO RYZOM ..



roxxor "dweeb, u der"
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Roxxor kicks the yubo standing next to him as he waits several minutes for his friend to login.

dweeb "Hail roxxor, mighty warrior of Atys, saviour of the world and protector of the people"

roxxor "hey dweeb watch dem rabbit things...they juz owned me"

dweeb "(ooc(they are yubo and non aggresive if left alone))"

roxxor "cool, big xp too..I juz dinged my first level waiting, u the noob"

dweeb "come roxxor, we must seek an audience with Chiang the mighty who needs our assistance in saving this land from depravity and destruction"

roxxor "I saw the mission guy is on the hill in town.....did you see britney wivout hair...LOLZ !!!!"

After several minutes searching the two stand before Chiang the mission giver who is surrounded by several other players of various races and gender, it takes only a moment for roxxor to notice a tryker female.

roxxor "hey cutie,wanna grp ?" /invite boobs4u

roxxor "later dweeb, goin levelin with this chick"

Dweeb and Roxxor part company and build their understanding of the strange new world around them, Study the skills and make friends and acquaintences across the Land of Silan....Several days later they arrive back at Chiang.
Dweeb is proud of his knowledge of the game and is quick to relay this to his friend Roxxor.

dweeb "Hail roxxor, mighty warrior of Atys, saviour of the world and protector of the people...How fares your travels old friend ?"

roxxor "hey noob, that tryker chick was a guy from manchester, he rocks at pvp and we pwned the noobs in the arena"

dweeb "I too have made friends who fight against the oppressive karavan to free atys of their oppresive and destructive ways, they have welcomed me as an honourary member of their guild where I can prove my allegiance and worth"

roxxor "boobs n me are making our own guild when we get to the main...hey did u see robbie in the news is in rehab 2"

dweeb "Your dedication to advancing your cause does you credit my warrior friend"

roxxor "LOL"

dweeb "pardon ?"

roxxor "its our guild name....'Lords of the land'......LOL"

dweeb "Oh, i see....well it's a very noble title, you are a Landlord then? (OOC(chuckle))"

roxxor "yeh...roflmao...."

dweeb "see you on the mainland Lord of the land Roxxor" /wave

roxxor "later dude"

With those final words of parting they stepped toward Chiang to be teleported to a world of adventure...

Next episode. The Mainland welcome.

Wow very Nice Mugendo
It's actually comic strips but without the pictures
Ha-ha I think I know the name of guild Dweeb joined )))

I bet It's one of those: Region chat on Silan: Hey guys who wants to join a really cool guild with guys who are really cool???
Somehow all those guilds happen to be kami

Any similarity to players and characters are intended.
I accept no responsibility for innuendo and misrepresentation of playstyles.
All stories are fictional though I do strive to maintain an air of mystery based on factual events.
At times Names and places have been changed to protect the sanity of the reader, and the self esteem of the players.
Though I aim to maintain standards of humour and comprehensive literature there may be discrepancies in the timeline and changes beyond comprehension occasionally...I refer to this as the 'soap opera' clause (witnessed in many televised productions during prime time viewing).
Pease refer to 'westenders' and 'corrolation street' for examples of this clause.
If any offence is caused in the 'Dweeb & Roxxor' show I would appreciate you airing that grievance in public on the forum where it will recieve the care and attention it deserves .....(a cheap reference in the next story )

that episode made me smile
reminds me of the Noob comic with Sir darkblade and Ohforf.

OMG! ROFL

Very good, indeed

Acridiel

The adventures of Dweeb and Roxxor

Episode 2.
The Arrival

Feeding Yubos...Annoying Mektoubs.....Hiding resources......
LOGIN COMPLETE..


MOTD "Behind every successful man is a surprised woman"

WELCOME TO RYZOM ....


Dweeb
“We are honoured to be standing in such a historical place roxxor”

<roxxor is afk sitting in the toilet reading his newspaper>

Dweeb
“behold the zorai capital in all it’s majesty roxxor”

<roxxor is afk sitting in the toilet reading his newspaper>

Dweeb
“these buildings are in perfect harmony with their surroundings roxxox, you see they are created from the natural materials around them as though Atys itself has grown them”

<roxxor is afk sitting in the toilet reading his newspaper>

Elowend
“greetings friends, it is a pleasure to greet you both to our wonderful city”

Dweeb
“thankyou lady” /bow “it is an honour to make your acquaintance”

Elowend
/blush “it is not necessary to bow dear sir..I am not of noble blood”

Dweeb “I am Dweeb, scholar of kami tradition”

Elowand
“And you are…………?”

<roxxor is afk sitting in the toilet reading his newspaper>

Dweeb
“forgive my friend miss, he is roxxor the mighty warrior and he is .. ..erm………meditating”

Elowand
“Ah,…I will not interrupt your meditation kind sir” /smile

<roxxor is afk sitting in the toilet reading his newspaper>

Elowand
“please allow me to bestow this gift of jena upon you kind sirs (ooc(they are cats used to double xp))” /trade

Dweeb
“thankyou kind miss, we will use them wisely”

Elowand
“good day to you kind sirs, I bid you farewell (ooc(I added you both to my friend list..ok ?))” /wave

Dweeb
“safe travels miss” /bow

Dweeb
“(ooc(I will do some digging while waiting)

<roxxor is afk sitting in the toilet reading his newspaper>


Dweeb
/dig

<you extract resource>

<a toxic cloud hits you for 49 points of damage>

Dweeb
”move roxxor”

<roxxor is afk sitting in the toilet reading his newspaper>

<a toxic cloud hits roxxor for 45 points of damage>
<a toxic cloud hits roxxor for 46 points of damage>
<a toxic cloud hits roxxor for 54 points of damage>
<a toxic cloud hits roxxor for 51 points of damage>
<a toxic cloud hits roxxor for 56 points of damage>

Dweeb
”move roxxor” /cast

<you heal roxxor for 12 points>

<a toxic cloud hits roxxor for 56 points of damage>
<roxxor is afk sitting in the toilet reading his newspaper>
<roxxor dies>

Dweeb
“do not despair mighty roxxor, the magic imbued in me by the kami will save your soul” /cast

<roxxor is afk sitting in the toilet reading his newspaper>

<you heal roxxor for 12 points>

<a toxic cloud hits roxxor for 54 points of damage>
<a toxic cloud hits roxxor for 51 points of damage>
<a toxic cloud hits roxxor for 56 points of damage>

Dweeb
“(ooc(man this is gonna take all night, sorry mate I got to go)) /logout

<roxxor is afk sitting in the toilet reading his newspaper>

Roxxor
“AWWWWW MAAAANNN…WTF !!!!!!!..MAINLAND TRANSPORT KILLED ME, DIS GAME SUKZ”

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Next episode. The Dou

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LOL, I am loving this so far, awesome job. And I have to agree with Komi, some of these 'fictional' parts are pretty relatable to factual events.

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Second episode Roxxors! Now you just gotta find yourself an artyst who'd draw that