The Great Tyrancha (a poem)
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 9:19 am
Here is a poem that popped into my head when I was being greedily devoured (yet again) by a slack-jaw tyrancha.
Tyrancha
Snif Snif whats that? A forager?
Mmm - rather tasty sort
And chasing these poor *******
Is just my favourite sport
I cant describe the feeling when
I pounce upon them and
A head that Ive just bitten off
Is rolling in the sand
Sometimes a party scurries through
In fear cross my lands
I stalk the weakest and the young
Soon their HP ends.
You might defeat my brother but
Still theres nowhere to hide
Ill pop among you and my teeth
Spontaneously bite.
I am a harvester indeed
My hunger never ends
Such pity - homins and their steeds
Arnt dropping any mats
And here's the pricture to go with the poem LOL
http://coauthor.blogspirit.com/images/m ... rancha.jpg
Hope you guys like it.
Tyrancha
Snif Snif whats that? A forager?
Mmm - rather tasty sort
And chasing these poor *******
Is just my favourite sport
I cant describe the feeling when
I pounce upon them and
A head that Ive just bitten off
Is rolling in the sand
Sometimes a party scurries through
In fear cross my lands
I stalk the weakest and the young
Soon their HP ends.
You might defeat my brother but
Still theres nowhere to hide
Ill pop among you and my teeth
Spontaneously bite.
I am a harvester indeed
My hunger never ends
Such pity - homins and their steeds
Arnt dropping any mats
And here's the pricture to go with the poem LOL
http://coauthor.blogspirit.com/images/m ... rancha.jpg
Hope you guys like it.