Ryzom

A bit of humour on those forums wouldn't hurt and similar thread is already on 66 pages on french forums so lets see what the community here can do
Maybe its french humour but worth a try..

Context:
Jena's arrival was announced some times ago but still no-one has seen her arriving..
There are to be a reason for this delay... Maybe.....

1 - She always wanted to kill Aen but since new patch takes time ..

2 - She is in front of wardrobe: "so, Red HQ fyros, Blue HQ zorai, red HQ fyros......"

3 - Hairdresser is fully booked for next 3 months.

4 - She played strip poker with Ma-Duk and lost.... back to point 2

5 - Dam yubo stole the key of the Airship and ran away

6 - She landed in AD and get ganked

7 - She is in Phnom Penh waiting for me to level her massage skill tree

8 - She tried to time her arrival with range weapon balance patch, has been on ryzom news page for 3 months pressing refresh button waiting to see patch notes appear.

9 - She is there already, noone saw her, you all too busy in AD atm.

10 - (this one is from original post I love it): She wants new amps 97/97, been in PR since June waiting for sup zun to respawn ..

10 - (this one is from original post I love it): She is trying to finish the Lore before she arrives, she cant understand a thing and its dam long...

12- (from p66 of thread): http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?ioxd2hozgbo
(put in fast speed, it last long)

That's 9 for me

13 - She printed all the rants on forums to bring to Nevrax, now she can't take off anymore: cargo overloaded...

14 - She tried to repeat her arrival speech with the Igod (http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html), went mad and now is in psychiatry

Edit: for the sake of Atys just hope she 's not as stupid as this one.
Challenge: make it say: i did not understand despite my 999999999g bits

15 - She got the wrong server, she' s on the ATS and can't find anyone

* Stopped off for anithistimines on the way, hay fever is a killer.
* Left over Ep2.
* Scared of spiders. Refuses to land until someone gets rid of the kitin (using a giant glass and sheet of paper).
* She won't land until a decent place to stay becomes available. They're not temples, they're hotels.
* Spaceship pilot refused to stop and ask for directions.
* Celestial army on strike for more hydrogen.
* Trying to lose a few pounds so she can fit back into her jumpsuit again.
* Fattening Atys up for Christmas.

* Gone to play GuildWars as it has much better balance in pvp






(and no, Im not a GW-fan )

jinnear wrote:* Gone to play GuildWars as it has much better balance in pvp


(and no, Im not a GW-fan )

You could have said "Gone to play _________ as it has much better balance in pvp" since most games with pvp do it better

Ok english humour is more like sarcasm , I give it a try:

25 - She saw your comments and is now running away screaming

Version 2:

26 - She saw your comment and changed itinerary to Paris - Earth to kick some Nevrax butts

hehe jinnear

27 - She tried GW, she's been killed by Koreans

....
28 - She lost her SoR password, can only log on forums and refuse to admit it.

Still trying to get her invading legions through Airport Security.

jinnear wrote:* Gone to play GuildWars as it has much better balance in pvp






(and no, Im not a GW-fan )

lol dont even get me started on GW worce game ever, its just a revamped diablo2 with less fredom of movment imo
And PvP there is poo amazed if anyone will play that for more then 2 months. WoW FTW for true PvP fans imo.

Edit: Shes here allready but as a invisable elf sitting on King Yrk shoulder telling him to burn things