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Seems to me we be a little short on folks to fill all them perty buildings. What, ye too busy fightin' to make a few little Homins? I say we all take a break from fightin' and diggin' and spend some time workin' at makin' wee little bundles to help us fight them nasty kitin buggers!

Who's with me?

mtsmith wrote:Seems to me we be a little short on folks to fill all them perty buildings. What, ye too busy fightin' to make a few little Homins? I say we all take a break from fightin' and diggin' and spend some time workin' at makin' wee little bundles to help us fight them nasty kitin buggers!

Who's with me?

Ssssshhh! I've been trying but the kids just aren't showing up... this way everyone gets more fun

I'll be available to assist Tryker ladies with this problem every night. For a nominal fee.

grimjim wrote:I'll be available to assist Tryker ladies with this problem every night. For a nominal fee.

Bah! A night with one of these delicate flowers is more than enough payment for me. Doing something so base as to ask a price...


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asaseth wrote:Bah! A night with one of these delicate flowers is more than enough payment for me. Doing something so base as to ask a price...

Time is money.
Wear and tear on 'equipment'.
Romancing supplies.
Teleport tickets.
Hotel and bar fees.

It all mounts up.

I suspect the low birthrate has a few theories:

1. bad vibes from goo (radiation)

2. fear of kitin, death, whatever... making males not so productive.

3. ressurection, doesn't fully restore all physical attributes.

4. diminished responsibility in the light of many strong females, or other psycological problems.

5. Kami/karavan secret contraceptives in the food system. Or kipee exudng a ceontraceptive pheromone.

6. harvest explosions/gassing having a permenant side effect.

7. excessive healing leading to impotency.

8. Mektoub trunks making male population feeling inadequate.

I'm sure there are more too, but which are true??

The problem is obvious. You are all fixated on Tryker girls. The thing is, they are picky And the blonde in Dyron doesnt talk to me

grimjim wrote:I'll be available to assist Tryker ladies with this problem every night. For a nominal fee.

What's up with your obsession with Tryker women J? You find Fyros females to intimidating?

michielb wrote:What's up with your obsession with Tryker women J? You find Fyros females to intimidating?

You can fit more Tryker girls in your bed, they take up less room. Efficiency is very important to us desert dwellers. Also they bite less than Fyros girls, though Fyros girls come a close second.

I blame some Tryker genes in my ancestry. Its why I look less like a Frahar than many of my brethren.

tylarth wrote:I suspect the low birthrate has a few theories:

1. bad vibes from goo (radiation)

2. fear of kitin, death, whatever... making males not so productive.

3. ressurection, doesn't fully restore all physical attributes.

4. diminished responsibility in the light of many strong females, or other psycological problems.

5. Kami/karavan secret contraceptives in the food system. Or kipee exudng a ceontraceptive pheromone.

6. harvest explosions/gassing having a permenant side effect.

7. excessive healing leading to impotency.

8. Mektoub trunks making male population feeling inadequate.

I'm sure there are more too, but which are true??

De answer be much simpler. Try as ya might, delicates be as fast attached as a Zorai's mask!

Solution: TOTAL BANISHMENT O' STICKY KNICKERS!!!

*Begins singing "Born Free"*