Fun Quiz: How Not to be a Mektoub's Ass During Events
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 9:06 pm
SARCASTIC DISCLAIMER
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This quiz in NO WAY whatsoever inspired by the latest invasion or the behaviour of The Usual Suspects during that event. Uh uh, no way, no how, cross my heart, etc.
QUIZ!
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Find out whether you should go anywhere near any events with the following quiz!
Q1 - Nothing has happened for, ooh, at LEAST thirty seconds. Do you...
A) Attack something, preferably something high level that herds and stands a good chance of wiping out half the people here?
B) Have a loud conversation using shout or region chat that has nothing whatsoever to do with Ryzom?
C) Chat quietly with your team or help the guides build up the event by talking in character?
Q2 - The guide characters are trying to set the scene for the upcoming event with some roleplay and exposition. Do you...
A) Kibbitz and heckle, taking special care to be OOC as you do so and to complain about the devs, guides and any other pet hates of yours?
B) Run back and forth leading a train of Mektoubs and saying 'LOL' a lot?
C) Aid the build up by talking in character, arguing about the in game issues of the day or acting like good little soldiers?
Q3 - The gathered players are from a lot of different levels and a lot of different computer set ups. Some aren't as fast or as high level as you. Do you..
A) Not care, n00bs are lame. ROFLMAOBBQ!!!!!1111!!!ONE!?
B) Charge on ahead, you cliffed your way to level 250 legitimately and why should you have to share any glory or worry about anyone else having a good time.
C) Hang back a little and make sure everyone is grouped up together.
Q4 - The event passes through a PvP zone. Do you...
A) Instantly start ganking your fellow event-goers?
B) Start bragging about how many people you have killed down here and what level you are?
C) Ignore it, unless it's part of the event?
Q5 - Someone outside your team drops dead in front of you during the event. Do you...
A) Laugh, use the point and dance emotes at them and shout 'PWNED!'?
B) Ignore them, you're too busy looking after your own team and getting some elemental XP?
C) Help them up, strength in numbers?
Q6 - The event is over. Time to go, but a few people are still hanging around. Do you...
A) Spam them with duel requests constantly?
B) Brag about how you're level 250 in elemental and that you've killed a gazillion times more enemies than they have?
C) Go to hang out at an in game bar and have a bull session about the event and revealed lore?
Each A - 2 points
Each B - 1 point
Each C - 0 points
SCORE
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0 - You are a superlative Ryzom player and should make sure you're involved in every event. You're an asset to the game! Have a cookie.
1-3 - You are tolerable. You may stay. For now.
4-6 - Careful, you may be annoying people and reducing the fun of their game experience. Show a little more respect eh? Thanks.
7-11 - You are very, very annoying and should not go near any events ever again. Not ever.
12 - I am wishing cancer of the genitals upon you right now. RIGHT NOW!
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This quiz in NO WAY whatsoever inspired by the latest invasion or the behaviour of The Usual Suspects during that event. Uh uh, no way, no how, cross my heart, etc.
QUIZ!
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Find out whether you should go anywhere near any events with the following quiz!
Q1 - Nothing has happened for, ooh, at LEAST thirty seconds. Do you...
A) Attack something, preferably something high level that herds and stands a good chance of wiping out half the people here?
B) Have a loud conversation using shout or region chat that has nothing whatsoever to do with Ryzom?
C) Chat quietly with your team or help the guides build up the event by talking in character?
Q2 - The guide characters are trying to set the scene for the upcoming event with some roleplay and exposition. Do you...
A) Kibbitz and heckle, taking special care to be OOC as you do so and to complain about the devs, guides and any other pet hates of yours?
B) Run back and forth leading a train of Mektoubs and saying 'LOL' a lot?
C) Aid the build up by talking in character, arguing about the in game issues of the day or acting like good little soldiers?
Q3 - The gathered players are from a lot of different levels and a lot of different computer set ups. Some aren't as fast or as high level as you. Do you..
A) Not care, n00bs are lame. ROFLMAOBBQ!!!!!1111!!!ONE!?
B) Charge on ahead, you cliffed your way to level 250 legitimately and why should you have to share any glory or worry about anyone else having a good time.
C) Hang back a little and make sure everyone is grouped up together.
Q4 - The event passes through a PvP zone. Do you...
A) Instantly start ganking your fellow event-goers?
B) Start bragging about how many people you have killed down here and what level you are?
C) Ignore it, unless it's part of the event?
Q5 - Someone outside your team drops dead in front of you during the event. Do you...
A) Laugh, use the point and dance emotes at them and shout 'PWNED!'?
B) Ignore them, you're too busy looking after your own team and getting some elemental XP?
C) Help them up, strength in numbers?
Q6 - The event is over. Time to go, but a few people are still hanging around. Do you...
A) Spam them with duel requests constantly?
B) Brag about how you're level 250 in elemental and that you've killed a gazillion times more enemies than they have?
C) Go to hang out at an in game bar and have a bull session about the event and revealed lore?
Each A - 2 points
Each B - 1 point
Each C - 0 points
SCORE
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0 - You are a superlative Ryzom player and should make sure you're involved in every event. You're an asset to the game! Have a cookie.
1-3 - You are tolerable. You may stay. For now.
4-6 - Careful, you may be annoying people and reducing the fun of their game experience. Show a little more respect eh? Thanks.
7-11 - You are very, very annoying and should not go near any events ever again. Not ever.
12 - I am wishing cancer of the genitals upon you right now. RIGHT NOW!