Ryzom

sadly true;(

Kamakaz

read what was actually said lol

The adventures of Dweeb and Roxxor

Episode 12
United we Stand....

Feeding Yubos...Annoying Mektoubs.....Hiding resources......
LOGIN COMPLETE..

MOTD "Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies."
WELCOME TO RYZOM ..


Roxxor
"whatcha doin dweeb"

Dweeb
"This weekend there is trouble across the lands as the evil Karavan alliance is expanding"

Roxxor
"You talking about the forum drama dweeb ?"

Dweeb
"I hear all across Atys the cries of the helpless calling out for Ma-Duk to assist in their hour of need"

Roxxor
"I heard it was the Kami taking neutral posts that started the mess M8"

Dweeb
"There are many plans within plans that you are not able to see my friend"

Roxxor
"I don't care who started the fight, just count me in mate"

Dweeb
"It is good to know you are a trusty warrior who comes to my aid in times of strife Mighty Roxxor"

Roxxor
"Master of pain and giver of death...what do you think ?"

Dweeb
"Pardon mighty Roxxor..... !!"

Roxxor
"It was another thread on the forum talking about giving us our own titles.....Master of pain and giver of death I was thinking of"

Dweeb
"Oh....I see...erm....well I know you as Mighty Roxxor.....you could be known as that"

Roxxor
"wow...nice Idea dude, missed that one ....and you can be Master of Noob..LOLZ "

Dweeb
*rolleyes*

<Dweeb rolls his eyes at Roxxor>

Dweeb
"The battle starts in several hours Mighty Roxxor, it is time we gathered our supporters together"

Roxxor
"already done M8....Boobs and a few others are meeting us near the OP"

Dweeb
"Then let us travel there now"

<Dweeb mounts mektoub>
<Roxxor mounts mektoub>


Boobs4U
"Hi guys....as you see there are 9 of us with you two....that is a good turnout to fight at the OP"

Roxxor
"awesome, we can really kick some kami butt now"

Dweeb
"You are mistaken Roxxor, we are here to support the Kami against the opressive Karavan expansion "


Boobs4U
"are we attacking or defending Roxxor ?????"

Roxxor
"depends on the numbers I guess..lets see how it is going when we get there"



Boobs4U
"everyone here cool with that idea ?"

Featherman
"Just give me the cats and tell me who to hit and i'm good to go"

AntiKami001
"Same here.....but I only got an hour before mom shouts me"

Zelobop
"how do I cast heal 1 again ???"

Roxxor
"It's ok Boobs, I got the cats from dweebs guildhall before we set off"

Dweeb
"First, let me thank you for attending this battlefield to defend the honour and freedoms of the Kami alliance.....This is our display of solidarity in the face of a common enemy, the Karavan alliance has intimidated us enough. Today we send them the message that they cannot defeat a united alliance such as ours. I think it is important we clarify the........."


<non political kitin hits dweeb mid sentence for 560 damage>
<inconsiderate kitin interrupts dweeb in his moment of glory for 400 damage>
<unbiased kitin pushes dweeb off his podium for 300 damage>
<dweeb dies>


Roxxor
"KITIN PATROL !!!!!!!!!! run away......run away......."

Boobs4U
"All follow me...back to the TP"



Dweeb
/tell Roxxor "are you guys coming back to rez me ?"

Good point mate
A pity not too many people are reading stories these days...

Unbiased Kitin Rofl

Nice one Mugendo keep them comming

D&R is a brilliant, shining beacon of win!

mugendo wrote:<non political kitin hits dweeb mid sentence for 560 damage>
<inconsiderate kitin interrupts dweeb in his moment of glory for 400 damage>
<unbiased kitin pushes dweeb off his podium for 300 damage>
<dweeb dies>

I think "unbiased kitin to the face!" needs to become our official localization of the classic "trout slap"...

lol, so good ^^ After reading all the stories, I kinda feel sorry for Dweeb

greate story mugendo, someone really needs to make this into a comic

The adventures of Dweeb and Roxxor

Episode 13
Transition time


Feeding Yubos...Annoying Mektoubs.....Hiding resources......
LOGIN COMPLETE..

MOTD “For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, 'It might have been.' ”

Dweeb
Hail mighty Roxxor, Where are you ?

Dweeb
Roxxor !.....Do you hear me ?

Dweeb
Roxxor, I know you are there…I am looking straight at you…..

Dweeb
I will do some hunting and come back later Mighty Roxxor …(ooc) next time you are afk put your message up ok)

Roxxor
Wait dude, I am not afk….I am reading up on the skills I need now I am accepted as a csr

Dweeb
(ooc) …pardon..?

Roxxor
it’s true man, I put my name in and was accepted as a csr…..so I have to learn the NDA…….

Dweeb
(ooc) excellent my friend…..but why did’nt you talk to me

Roxxor
It says here I am now part of the NDA club…..so I was practicing my NDA skills.

Dweeb
(ooc) HaHa……..You know NDA is for unreleased games don’t you, It’s the EULA and COC you should be learning Roxxor…

Roxxor
I was just getting to that section when some noob broke my concentration wasn’t I…….noob….

Dweeb
(ooc) ok, so tell me who accepted you as a csr……there is more chance of the world coming to an end.

Roxxor
can’t tell you that dudette, that is NDA information you should already know if you read your EULA….and it is against the COC to continue to harass me for more information

Dweeb
(ooc) ok bookworm, I won’t ask the mighty CSR Roxxor any more questions..ok ?

Roxxor
np dweebie, still want me to protect you while hunting with you then ?

Dweeb
I accept your offer of assistance mighty Roxxor, let me prepare and we will leave immediately.

Roxxor
ready when you are m8tey

Dweeb
(ooc) I can’t move, got some serious lag here, maybe my ISP is playing up, let me relog

Roxxor
it’s the server m8, been down all day……..

Dweeb
(ooc) ?????, how long will it take to fix ?

Roxxor
It’s not getting fixed man, they all left last night, Marjo accepted my CSR application just before leaving.

Dweeb
(ooc) ???......pardon ?

Roxxor
…Said something about someone with my vision and knowledge of the gaming industry should fit in well at GF.

Dweeb
(ooc) downer man, about Ryzom I mean……..so what will we do now ?

Roxxor
Everyone knows that whatever happens, wherever they go……..they can’t get away from Dweeb and Roxxor……

Dweeb
(ooc) I hear that they need Roleplayers and Mighty warriors over in……

*connection lost*

Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!