I WENT into a public 'ouse to get a pint o' beer,
The publican 'e up an' sez, " We serve no DCP Members here."
The girls be'ind the bar they laughed an' giggled fit to die,
I outs into the street again an' to myself sez I:
O it's Catfud this, an' Catfud that, an' " Catfud, go away " ;
But it's " Thank you, Mister Catfud," when the band begins to play
The band begins to play, my boys, the band begins to play,
O it's " Thank you, Mister Catfud," when the band begins to play.
I went into a theatre as sober as could be,
They gave a drunk civilian room, but 'adn't none for me;
They sent me to the gallery or round the music-'alls,
But when it comes to fightin', Lord! they'll shove me in the stalls!
For it's Catfud this, an' Catfud that, an' " Catfud, wait outside ";
But it's " Special train for Catfud " when the trooper's on the tide
The troopship's on the tide, my boys, the troopship's on the tide,
O it's " Special train for Catfud " when the trooper's on the tide.
Yes, makin' mock o' uniforms that guard you while you sleep
Is cheaper than them uniforms, an' they're starvation cheap.
An' hustlin' drunken soldiers when they're goin' large a bit
Is five times better business than paradin' in full kit.
Then it's Catfud this, an' Catfud that, an` Catfud, 'ow's yer soul? "
But it's " Thin red line of 'eroes " when the drums begin to roll
The drums begin to roll, my boys, the drums begin to roll,
O it's " Thin red line of 'eroes, " when the drums begin to roll.
We aren't no thin red 'eroes, nor we aren't no blackguards too,
But single men in barricks, most remarkable like you;
An' if sometimes our conduck isn't all your fancy paints,
Why, single men in barricks don't grow into plaster saints;
While it's Catfud this, an' Catfud that, an` Catfud, fall be'ind,"
But it's " Please to walk in front, sir," when there's trouble in the wind
There's trouble in the wind, my boys, there's trouble in the wind,
O it's " Please to walk in front, sir," when there's trouble in the wind.
You talk o' better food for us, an' schools, an' fires, an' all:
We'll wait for extry rations if you treat us rational.
Don't mess about the cook-room slops, but prove it to our face
The Widow's Uniform is not the soldier-man's disgrace.
For it's Catfud this, an' Catfud that, an` Chuck him out, the brute! "
But it's " Saviour of 'is country " when the guns begin to shoot;
An' it's Catfud this, an' Catfud that, an' anything you please;
An 'Catfud ain't a bloomin' fool - you bet that Catfud sees!
*taken from rudyard kiplings 'tommy'
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1 (18.25 ounce) package yellow cake mixvirii wrote:Sure, anything else?
1 (11 ounce) can mandarin oranges, juice reserved
4 eggs
1/4 cup vegetable oil
1 (16 ounce) package frozen whipped topping, thawed
1 (15 ounce) can crushed pineapple, drained
1 (3.5 ounce) package instant vanilla pudding mix
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I aint got much money but i'll see what i can do, what you making anyhow?catfud wrote:1 (18.25 ounce) package yellow cake mix
1 (11 ounce) can mandarin oranges, juice reserved
4 eggs
1/4 cup vegetable oil
1 (16 ounce) package frozen whipped topping, thawed
1 (15 ounce) can crushed pineapple, drained
1 (3.5 ounce) package instant vanilla pudding mix
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Pig Pickin' Cakevirii wrote:I aint got much money but i'll see what i can do, what you making anyhow?
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How do you make that?catfud wrote:Pig Pickin' Cake
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catfud wrote:1 (18.25 ounce) package yellow cake mix
1 (11 ounce) can mandarin oranges, juice reserved
4 eggs
1/4 cup vegetable oil
1 (16 ounce) package frozen whipped topping, thawed
1 (15 ounce) can crushed pineapple, drained
1 (3.5 ounce) package instant vanilla pudding mix
can u use apples instead off oranges.......i cant eat em
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INGREDIENTS:virii wrote:How do you make that?
1 (18.25 ounce) package yellow cake mix
1 (11 ounce) can mandarin oranges (or apples Rymunin), juice reserved
4 eggs
1/4 cup vegetable oil
1 (16 ounce) package frozen whipped topping, thawed
1 (15 ounce) can crushed pineapple, drained
1 (3.5 ounce) package instant vanilla pudding mix
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DIRECTIONS:
Mix together cake mix, canned oranges with juice, eggs, and oil. Pour batter into three greased and floured 8 inch round pans. Layers will be thin.
Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 25 to 30 minutes, or until cake tests done. Cool layers on wire racks.
Mix together whipped topping, drained pineapple, and instant pudding mix. Fill and frost the cooled cake. Refrigerate until ready to eat.
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Cool can i come over and we bake it together?catfud wrote:INGREDIENTS:
1 (18.25 ounce) package yellow cake mix
1 (11 ounce) can mandarin oranges (or apples Rymunin), juice reserved
4 eggs
1/4 cup vegetable oil
1 (16 ounce) package frozen whipped topping, thawed
1 (15 ounce) can crushed pineapple, drained
1 (3.5 ounce) package instant vanilla pudding mix
---------------------------------------------------------
DIRECTIONS:
Mix together cake mix, canned oranges with juice, eggs, and oil. Pour batter into three greased and floured 8 inch round pans. Layers will be thin.
Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 25 to 30 minutes, or until cake tests done. Cool layers on wire racks.
Mix together whipped topping, drained pineapple, and instant pudding mix. Fill and frost the cooled cake. Refrigerate until ready to eat.
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virii wrote:Cool can i come over and we bake it together?
only if i can join in
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Sure just like old times good timesvirii wrote:Cool can i come over and we bake it together?