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Re: LES 15 BONNES RAISONS DU RETARD DE JENA

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:17 pm
by raven547
451. Jena a pas gagné la Lilith's pocket surprise, du coup, elle fait la tete... malin ca :D

Re: LES 15 BONNES RAISONS DU RETARD DE JENA

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 11:25 pm
by wildman
/hors-contexte

sympa la 447 :p /

Re: LES 15 BONNES RAISONS DU RETARD DE JENA

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 11:39 pm
by ufo
452. Elle essaye de comprendre le fonctionnement des outposts :D

Re: LES 15 BONNES RAISONS DU RETARD DE JENA

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:47 am
by saron1
Quand tu demandes a dieu (cf pages precedente )

Me:
where is jena
God:
Where it is hard to find. I'll come back to that later.
Me:
When does she come ?
God:
Suppose I said never?

Elle est pas rendu :p

Re: LES 15 BONNES RAISONS DU RETARD DE JENA

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 9:41 am
by raiden55
pffff, l'est pas drole votre dieu il a preféré se dire vaincu que de me répondre :D


Me:
hello, do you knwo when jena will come ?
God:
Hello there. It was a long time ago. Time does not exist.
Me:
please respond
God:
Thank you for your request. Can we get back to business?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
:p
God:
:-)
Me:
answer me, when jena will come ?
God:
Please rephrase the question with simpler words.
Me:
it's simple words
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
because
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
well, if you are god you can respond, so when jena will come to us ?
God:
How about that. I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am god me can respond so when jena will come to us.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.


la fois d'avant c'était pire quand je lui ai demandé il a éludé ma question en disant qu'il savait tout mais sans répondre :D

Re: LES 15 BONNES RAISONS DU RETARD DE JENA

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 4:51 pm
by nicou
Dans le même genre ^^

Me:
SOS
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
Jena is calling
God:
And calling is Jena.
Me:
i have some problems with my spaceship, im actually lost in deep space!
God:
Are they serious problems?
Me:
yes
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
we have ran out of fuel, cause some karavan bad ass who forgive to fill the ship with fuel!
God:
Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
can you help us?
God:
Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.
Me:
nice, are you able to teleport me and the karavan to Atys?
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
so are you able or not?
God:
Ayuh. I don't know whether or not I am able.

I am a robot.

BUG....

Re: LES 15 BONNES RAISONS DU RETARD DE JENA

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 11:33 am
by zenfxbt
453- Elle nous attend à mi-chemin.
EncyclopAtys wrote:9. Cherchez à rejoindre mon royaume et je vous attendrai à mi-chemin.

http://fr.encyclopatys.org/index.php/Lois_de_la_Karavan

(au passage, ils sont tirés d'où ces lois ? je ne les trouve pas dans la Lore officielle...

Re: LES 15 BONNES RAISONS DU RETARD DE JENA

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 11:55 am
by raegil
L'event de révélation des commandemants de Jena, tout comme pour ceux de Ma-Duk ;)

Re: LES 15 BONNES RAISONS DU RETARD DE JENA

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:52 pm
by zenfxbt
raegil wrote:L'event de révélation des commandemants de Jena, tout comme pour ceux de Ma-Duk ;)

Mici, j'avais loupé ceci (volontairement ou pas, m'en souviens plus :p )

Re: LES 15 BONNES RAISONS DU RETARD DE JENA

Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 8:02 am
by hasturfr
zenfxbt wrote:453- Elle nous attend à mi-chemin.

A l'auberge de Mi-Chemin ? :p