Ryzom

The adventures of Dweeb and Roxxor

Episode 8
Will the real Roxxor please stand up

Feeding Yubos...Annoying Mektoubs.....Hiding resources......
LOGIN COMPLETE..

MOTD " Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die .”

WELCOME TO RYZOM ..


<Roxxor critical Hits Kincher for 400 damage>
<Kincher dies>
<Roxxor critical hits scurrying Kincher for 200 damage>
<scurrying Kincher dies>

Dweeb
“Hail mighty Roxxor, I see you have become proficient with your sword”

Roxxor
“I good you level, $100 master guarantee.”

Dweeb
“Pardon Roxxor ??”

<Roxxor critical Hits Kincher for 400 damage>
<Kincher dies>


Roxxor
“I good you level, $100 master guarantee.”

Dweeb
“OOC is that little Roxxor ??...go and tell your big bro I am logged in”


<Roxxor critical Hits enormous Yubo for 250 damage>
<Enormous Yubo dies>

Roxxor
“You not speak engleesh good boy. This not problem I good you level, $100 master guarantee ”

<Roxxor critical Hits Growling Gingo for 200 damage>
<Growling Gingo dies>

<Roxxor critical Hits Bold Gingo for 250 damage>
<Bold Gingo dies>

<Roxxor critical Hits Barking Gingo for 200 damage>
<Barking Gingo dies>


Dweeb
“OOC your big bro and I are digging PR tonight, Is that a new sword you are using ?”

Roxxor
“you look good boy….. I die all Good!!! ”


<Roxxor critical Hits confused Gingo for 260 damage>
<Confused Gingo dies>

<Roxxor critical Hits nervous Gingo for 250 damage>
<Nervous Gingo dies>


Roxxor
http://www.dr-hu.com/WOW_Power_Leveling ... rcraft.htm


<Roxxor critical hits Howling Gingo for 180 damage>
<Howling Gingo dies>


Roxxor
“I good you level, $100 master guarantee.”

Dweeb
“OOC Who is this…..have you hacked the account”

Roxxor
“I good you level, $100 master guarantee.”

Roxxor
“I good you level, $100 master guarantee.”

Roxxor
“I good you level, $100 master guarantee.”

Dweeb
“OOC Man, I’m so going to report your ass, GTF off my friend’s account”

Roxxor
“You want good level call me yes ?”

Dweeb
</Who CSR>


<CSR SILENTUNIVERSE >
<CSR LAUGHINGPIRATE>
<CSR SPRIGHTLYCONCEALED>


Roxxor
http://www.dr-hu.com/WOW_Power_Leveling ... rcraft.htm

<CSR Silentuniverse>
Thanks for reporting the possible account abuse Dweeb, we are looking into it now.


<Roxxor has gone offline>


Dweeb
</Who>


<BRIGHTONEARLY>
<LEGGIT>
<RADIUS>
<BOOBS4U>
<PUGWASHED>
<ELLOELLO>


<Dweeb waves to Boobs4u>


Dweeb
“Good evening Princess Boobs4u, May I ask for your assistance as my careplanner this evening”

Boobs4u
“I good you level, $100 master guarantee.”






<Dweeb has gone offline>

Man these are awesome. You get more done with words than I can do with fraps! Hilarious!
When I clicked on the link it really, not to sound cheesy, brought me into the story! Little touches..
Beau

Hahaha Terrific!
The transformations o dying gingos were ace
how about "Panic-stricken gingo tries to escape but... is critically hit for 100 damage and dies"

japamala wrote:on question...

what race are they?

I wanna see if I can draw this...

Sorry for the delay, I missed your post until last night when I was scanning through the thread .......I have not really thought about the ingame character races, Anything you want to draw is fine with me

Thanks for the positive feedback everyone.

Heehee, 'CSR Silentuniverse'

*wide-open-mouthed-grin*

*wipes tears from eyes*

For making time away from Atys (which we are all inevitably forced occasionally to take) so pleasant, I hereby award Mugendo with a

Lifetime Achievement Award

Thank You!

PS - I left a shiney new token in your apartment for ya . . .

The adventures of Dweeb and Roxxor

Episode 9
Reality Roleplaying

Feeding Yubos...Annoying Mektoubs.....Hiding resources......
LOGIN COMPLETE..

MOTD " Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.”

WELCOME TO RYZOM ..


Roxxor
“Hey Dweeb….look at what my new guild the sirens of sensuality gave me, new armour with loads of powerups”


Dweeb
“(ooc) nice looking armour, what are the enhancements ?”

Roxxor
“Well let me see…..it gives me more hp, stam, and focus……..even got massive dodge bonus, even the big mobs cant hit me now…I call it me personal tank.”

Dweeb
“(ooc) you know that your guild is karavan don’t you ?”

Roxxor
“with armour handouts like this they can be klingon for all I care m8 …LOLZ!!!!!!!”

Dweeb
“(ooc) but this means we cannot be friends “

Roxxor
“what are you talking about you noob ?”


Dweeb
“(ooc) the lords guild are Kami followers, they have sworn an oath of allegiance, in fact their entire existance is focused on the ways of Ma-duk who champions the cause of the true people of Atys, known as the Kami homin. They make it their purpose in life to oppose the aggressors who follow jenna, the invaders of Atys who are here to destroy the planet in their quest to remove all the resources…..erm..and replace it with goo .”

Roxxor
“WTF are you talking about dweeb ?, have you been at the happy weed man ?......or are you sipping vodka there ?”

Dweeb
“(ooc) have you aware of the two factions that dominate the war here in Ryzom Roxxor ?, it’s not just guild give me this…..guild give me that you know…some folk actually take the history of Atys seriously, it’s called LORE !!!!!”

Roxxor
“wow man, take a chill pill…..you really are taking this RP serious……HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….and LOLZ !!!!!”

Dweeb
“Are you really so blinded by ….bribery…..that you cannot see that you are selling your very soul to the Karavan corruption ?”

Roxxor
“You are jealous man…..come on admit it, you chose the weak side and you wont admit it…..come to my new guild and I will get them to give you some of this cool armour too”

Dweeb
“You would throw away your oath of loyalty to the Lost order of Knights, then ridicule all we stand for …and then further this by attempting to influence me in their subversive and destructive doctrine that seeks to oppress and destroy all that the Kami stand for ?..i decline your…bribe..and further more…I relinquish our friendship and release you formally from the oath of loyalty you have taken to the LOOK guild…be free my ex-friend, and find to your cost, to the eternall damnation of your soul…that the path of greed and self gratification is something you will ultimately regret throughout your eternal damnation !!!!”


Roxxor
“so you don’t want any armour then ?”


Dweeb
“(ooc) it is obvious you and I have nothing in common any more..so I have added you to my ignore list.” /ignoreroxxor

<player dweeb is ignoring you>

Roxxor
“Wow dweeb, you really do have a thorn in your ass on this one don’t you”

<player dweeb is ignoring you>

Roxxor
“Geez man if it upsets you so much I will stay in the LOOK guild”

<roxxor has been removed from the Lost order of Knights>

Roxxor
“Now you really are taking the P**s m8tey, “

<player dweeb is ignoring you>

Roxxor
“Hey there Boobs4U”

Boobs4u
“Hey there Roxy, hey there Dweeb, howa are you guys doin ?”


Dweeb
“Hello Princess Boobs4U, I am fine…but Roxxor here has been subverted by the evil and malignant force we know as the Karavan.”

Roxxor
“well apart from fancy pants here putting me on his ignore list, all is fine.”


Boobs4u
“you guys are arguing ?”


Roxxor
“all I did was show him my new armour….then he got all uppity and jealous on me”


Dweeb
“our so called…friend …….has thrown aside our values and joined the karavan in oppressing the homin of Atys, and this makes in untenable to continue our friendship….it is just to hurting to me to see a former friend fall into the influence of a cruel manipulator and pretender such as jenna.”

Boobs4u
“I am sure you guys can work it out..remember it is a game !!!....helloooooo, anyone remember that little , but important detail ?”

Roxxor
“Hey, don’t look at me, tell that to the noob greenpeace activist there !!!!, he puit me on his ignore list”

Boobs4u
“is that true dweeb ?”

Dweeb
“I refuse to listen to the propaganda they use to indoctrinate the new recruits to the karavan princess boobs4u”

Roxxor
“They gave me a suit of armour you F*****G D**KHEAD !!”

<player dweeb is ignoring you>

Boobs4u
“I cannot believe you are doing this dweeb, you two guys have been friends for so long, you really need to take a raincheck on this mate”

Dweeb
“(OOC) if I associate with roxxor the karavan will learn the kami battle tactics and where will that leave us on OP battles ?”


Roxxor
“geez man, if it upsets you so much I will give the armour back.”

<player dweeb is ignoring you>


Boobs4u
“roxxor will eave the karavan guild dweeb”

Dweeb
“(OOC ) and he will stay Kami ?”

Roxxor
“FFS…yes I will stay kami if it keeps you knickers from twisting”

<player dweeb is ignoring you>

Boobs4u
“He said he will stay away from the karavan guilds dweeb”

Dweeb
“And he will stay true to the word of the ma-duk and live the life of a homin helping others ?”

Roxxor
“I swear boobs…I am going to enter an OP battle and target an annoying little S**T named DWEEB every F*****G chance I get !!!!!!!!”

Boobs4u
“erm….yes he said he will stay away from the karavan”

Dweeb
“Then I am pleased to announce that I have driven out the false words of heresy from this poor wretch named Roxxor, and I can again call him friend and ally” /removeignore roxxor

Boobs4u
“ok roxxor you can speak to him now, got to go now…I hope I can leave you two together without more probs”

Roxxor
“sure boobs, I think we are fine here now dweeb has calmed down”

Dweeb
“(ooc) geez roxxor…you seem to have problems separating rp from rl !”




<roxxor gives a surprised look to dweeb>

mugendo wrote:Roxxor
“I swear boobs…I am going to enter an OP battle and target an annoying little S**T named DWEEB every F*****G chance I get !!!!!!!!”

Boobs4u
“erm….yes he said he will stay away from the karavan”

Priceless, as is the punchline

I so love them. Still laughing. This should really be made into a comic or use generic characters in the ring, then screenshot and add the bubbles with photoshop or paint... Or even word and then turned into a PDF.

The adventures of Dweeb and Roxxor

Episode 10
A strange encounter

Feeding Yubos...Annoying Mektoubs.....Hiding resources......
LOGIN COMPLETE..

MOTD "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.”

WELCOME TO RYZOM ..


Mysterious Stranger
“Good evening young Homin, Are you aware I have been watching ?”


Roxxor
“eh ?...you new here m8”

Mysterious Stranger
“Do you know the name Oba ?”

Roxxor
“sure I know oba one kenobe..but I was told you could not use names from other games here ??”

Mysterious Stranger
“It has been a long time since I walked these plains, Are you aware that a mighty army once stood on these very hills ?”

Roxxor
“Cooooolll……was there an OP here then ?”

Mysterious Stranger
“Over there once stood a mighty city that stretched as far as the eye could view my fine young Homin”

Roxxor
“I have not seen that on my map…was that the temple war thing where the top pvp guys got the cool tags ”

Mysterious Stranger
“You are a wise homin who knows his history, what is your name ?”

Roxxor
“wanted to call myself Conan……….. but that was already taken, so I used the name of my cousins dog Roxxor …LOLZ !!!”

Mysterious Stranger
“I will know you as Roxxor the….wise henceforth”

Roxxor
“man you sure are weird……………wise roxxor…..lolz, dweeb will want to know wtf you are on when I tell him that”

Mysterious Stranger
“Wisdom is knowing how to interpret your surroundings…would you agree Roxxor the wise ?”

Roxxor
“I know where to find vorax when I grind them if that is what you mean”

Mysterious Stranger
“More…….subtle than that my friend, let me give you an example”

Roxxor
“sure, go ahead matey”

Mysterious Stranger
“Look at our feet and see the delicate grass gently swaying in the gentle breeze, and above us the mighty tree rustles it’s leaves in response to movement the warm evening air…..yet it is the mighty tree that will fall as it stands in defiance to the storm, and at our feet the fragile grass will survive because it is flexible enough to give no resistance to the mighty wind…do you see how power can be deceptive young homin ?”

Roxxor
“Not really..I have a naff graphic card and cant display the high stuff..i keep saying I need a new one, the new dx10 job is out now and that really looks cool….that will show me the trees falling over I bet”

Mysterious Stranger
“You misunderstand me Roxxor the……….wise…….It is merely an Analogy I offer. One to explain A way of homins to survive the coming changes ”

Roxxor
“wow, do I feel stupid…..yeah I understand now you put it that way. I have an analogy to pollen myself and have to take inhaler for it. If I don’t take it it looks like I am crying…do you get that ?”

Mysterious Stranger
“I assure you I understand the feeling young Roxxor…the…………..wise” *Roll eyes*

<Mysterious stranger rolls his eyes at Roxxor>

Roxxor
“So the trees are gonna make us homin get analoges then…..is that like virus warefare. I bet the zorai will be fine with those gas masks they wear…HAHA !!!”

Mysterious Stranger
“I see the time is upon me to leave you…Travel safe young Homin and be aware of the coming storm……..tell your friends to prepare…..prepare……prepare…..”

<Mysterious stranger leaves quickly>

Dweeb
“Hey there Roxxor the Mighty, what are you doing out here alone…hunting ?”

Roxxor
“Well I was until an old guy came talking to me..gave me a message to pass on to everyone”

Dweeb
“What old man ?....you mean the travelling stranger ?....what did he say ?”

Roxxor
“It was obe one kenobe and he told me gf are putting in falling trees soon that release some type of analogy that will make all the players cry like little girlies.”

Dweeb
“Pardon ?.....if that is true then how can we prevent this ?”

Roxxor
“don’t know about you but I gonna get me a zorai mask and a directx10 card”

Dweeb
“Wha……where is…….why do you ……..I don’t unders………never mind”