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It is said that all the karavan technology was developed by the domestic fly in its attempt to colonize all the galaxy...

ROFL!

Thanks everyone for entertaining me while I am recovering from flashburns...

Anyways, time to mention some rumours I heard recently...

Arcana rules the Illuminati totally, all the other girls are her slaves!

The Samsara have a secret stash of dappers in an area that no one can get to right now... but you have to pry them from the fingers of a certain former High Officer.

Ma-Duk and Jena aren't really involved in the "war between the factions" at all. In fact Ma-Duk went on holiday a year ago and lost his passport so he can't get back, and Jena put an extra 0 in the year for her suspended animation capsule to wake her up by accident and is still oversleeping slightly. The war thing is a result of a minor functionary who got a bit drunk while writing a report...

Najab skin tea has proven health benefits. Especially if you feed it to your partner.

Varinx actually always attack Tryker before other homins. Apparently they taste better.

aardnebb wrote: 1.Arcana rules the Illuminati totally, all the other girls are her slaves!

2.The Samsara have a secret stash of dappers in an area that no one can get to right now... but you have to pry them from the fingers of a certain former High Officer.

3.Najab skin tea has proven health benefits. Especially if you feed it to your partner.

4.Varinx actually always attack Tryker before other homins. Apparently they taste better.

1.That's just a dirty rumour!!!Actually Arcana is wishing that for years ...the sad truth is:It's just the other way around ...

2.Secret!! Ofcourse it is secret ..they hide it for a certain Fyros his Gamble-,alcohol-,and girls-addiction.We're not going to say names ,because we surely don't want Kyerna find out who we are talking about ...

3.Yes ,If u feed your partner first to the Najab,It has been said it even might work relaxing.

4.Offcourse...Tsss ,that's not even a rumor ..It is a fact!!!Less bones between the Varinckx teeth,so less chance on infections...also the fact That Trykers have a lower concentration of sugar and fats in their body ,makes us the ideal digestive,and a perfect lunch for a Varinckx that is working on his low-caloriediet.

i love the way this thread seems to be 80% abotu Zahan

so many hours spent in the bath house

kayak wrote:i love the way this thread seems to be 80% abotu Zahan

U bet ....It's the only thing we can do...Laugh with him without being charged...
But if u feel like being the next victim... WE HUMBLY ACCEPT YOUR PROPOSAL!!

It is generally known Xythus his ultimate dream was to open a candyshop...
He started to level so hard that he couldfullfill his wish.Nevertheless our sweet Tryker turned into a monster waiting each night at the gates of the big cities luring poor children into a trap ...and robbing them of their candies.He secretely hides the candy in a big cave he dug under the floor of his appartement...Lately The area around his room is infested by sugarloving ants...
-Xythus last words:My revenge willbe sweet-

(I know this because I live under him and the candy keeps falling on my head when i am asleep,I allready needed to fix the ceiling 15 times...It's costing me a fortune .Not even mentioning the three wombais we needed to buy to keep the little critters out of the room..I can hardly get sleep lately ....)

Snake repeatedly bullies his friend Pliskin into joining his guild ... and every time PLiskin escapes from the nefast influence, Snake starts all over again. I feel bad for the poor Tryker and suggest maybe we start up a kind of support group... switching guilds so often must be bad for his poor muddled brains.

lienem wrote:Snake repeatedly bullies his friend Pliskin into joining his guild ... and every time PLiskin escapes from the nefast influence, Snake starts all over again. I feel bad for the poor Tryker and suggest maybe we start up a kind of support group... switching guilds so often must be bad for his poor muddled brains.

mmmm ... Matis under Trykers Terror...Unite!!! And let's keep a fundraising and benefit-evening so we can pay the psychological help given by Atys-schrink Kyerna*



(*Kyerna does not take responsability for Any Trykers actions,nor for future developments of the victims social life..
Every therapy contains a testament which describes that the victims belongings go to Red Ribbon Army in case of sudden death.
There is no possible ways to get a rebate or reduction on these therapies as it is described in the laws of Trykers codex for professional help given by a doctor in the trykers'science.
Experimental medicines and shocktherapy is allowed in severe cases (eg.the Pliskin-Case)
Beware ...these regulations are just for your own good .)

oh no

Atys has been invested with psychiatrists ( or trychiatirsts )....

is that why they call them "shrinks " ?

hmmm
I know
they are just searching for someone to look up to...

iwojimmy wrote:oh no

is that why they call them "shrinks " ?

Mm,why did u think they became Trykers personal trainers??
(think it all started when we were traumatized by being matisian slaves)