Ryzom

pavmelas wrote:hey don't break continuity Roxxor is always the noob :/

*psst* no critics ! u know what'll happen ! there'll be a cheap reference in the next story

These comics are great!

The adventures of Dweeb and Roxxor

Episode 6
Guild Guidance

Feeding Yubos...Annoying Mektoubs.....Hiding resources......
LOGIN COMPLETE..

MOTD "Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."

WELCOME TO RYZOM ..



Dweeb
“I pledge my allegiance to Ma-duk the giver of life, the creator of all around us….and the wise leader who guides us through dark times”

Lordleader
“The lost order of knights accept your solemn pledge and accept you as a full member of our secret sect”


<lordleader cheers dweeb>
<Al-bino cheers dweeb>
<barrycade cheers dweeb>
<brightonearly cheers dweeb>
<forrestgreene cheers dweeb>
<mikeraffone cheers dweeb>
<Andystructible cheers dweeb>
<roxxor flexes for forrestgreene>


Dweeb
“I am proud to bear the name of our guild in my travels across our world, It will be a symbol of hope and a beacon to rally the kami homin”

Lordleader
“Lost order of knights dweeb, I salute you” /salute


<lordleader salutes [LOOK] Dweeb>


Lordleader
“now it is time to present your initiate dweeb”


<dweeb beckons to roxxor>


Dweeb
“I introduce the mighty warrior Roxxor from far away lands who I will mentor in the ways of Ma-Duk”

Lordleader
“you are most welcome as a guest of our brother dweeb…from whence have you travelled and what grievance brings you to the sanctuary of our order ?”

roxxor
“I came wence from the desert where all my family were killed by karavan guards…and I was the only surviver of my village and was tought to fight by the nomad of the village who was a secret fighter who let me keep this sword of royalty because I am a king of the desert that nobody knows about just yet…..told u I would remember it all dweebie ”

Dweeb
(OOC(roxxor is just learning to RP and we made his background before the guild meeting))

Lordleader
(OOC(ok dweeb))


<roxxor blows kisses to forrestgreene>


Andystructible
*Andystructible holds his axe tightly and glares at Roxxor*

Lordleader
“A sad but regular tale recounting the many abhorrent actions of the karavan as they expand their influence through Atys corrupting the weak minded”


<roxxor strikes a heroic pose>


Dweeb
“I have instructed roxxor in the etiquette and code of Lost order of kights”

Dweeb
“*knights”

Lordleader
“then he understands that our guildhall location must remain secret known only by lost order of knights ?”

Boobs4U
“hey roxxor, you finished rping yet, there is a op battle in 10 minutes”

roxxor
“giv us a min boobs im learnin the rules of the guild”

Boobs4U
“u disbanding ur guild roxxor ?????”

roxxor
“cos im levelling axe and this guild gives cats to new knights”

Boobs4U
“cool ill join too”

roxxor
“lordleader can boobs join 2 ?”

Lordleader
“(OOC(its invite only roxxor, we are a roleplay guild)”

Lordleader
* lordleader looks at dweeb as though waiting for an explanation *

roxxor
“she can be my long lost sister come to help me fight the op battles from the karavan”

Dweeb
“I can tutor both of them lordleader…..two fine warriors to stand beside us in the fields of battle will make lost order of knights a formidable force”

roxxor
“hey forrestgreene want to come to the op fight with us after rp ?”

Boobs4U
“hey forrest, i heal roxxor and we really kick ass there…it would be cool if u came 2”

Lordleader
“(OOC(can we organise this after the guild meeting is over chaps ?)


<forrestgreene smiles at roxxor>


roxxor
“sry man…..u go on”

Lordleader
“(OOC(you want to join our guild boobs4u ?....you will be princess boobs4u))”

Boobs4U
“sure…….sounds cool”

Lordleader
“then let me welcome you both as initiates under the guidance of lost order of knight dweeb who will be mentors to both princess boobs4u and prince roxxor” /ginvite boobs4u /ginvite roxxor

roxxor
“thanks” /accept /flex


<roxxor flexes to forrestgreene>


Boobs4U
“awesome” /accept /kiss


<boobs4u kisses lordleader>
<lordleader salutes [LOOK] Roxxor>
<lordleader salutes [LOOK] Boobs4u>


Lordleader
“If there is no more guild business I will close this meeting and may Ma-Duk guide you all (OOC(got to go shopping with mom next week so guild meeting will start a bit later than usual))"

Dweeb
“Now we must plan your training and education my young initiates”

roxxor
“cool, I can call u master dweeb now, its jus like galaxies wen I made my jedi..LOLZ…..thanks for the cats lordleader”

<roxxor enters the TP>
<Boobs4u enters the TP>
<forrestgreene enters the TP>

mugendo wrote:(OOC(got to go shopping with mom next week so guild meeting will start a bit later than usual))

Haha, great episode! The OOC bits were by far my favorite part.

Nice one

The adventures of Dweeb and Roxxor

Episode 7
Teamspeak Turmoil

Feeding Yubos...Annoying Mektoubs.....Hiding resources......
LOGIN COMPLETE..

MOTD " One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure.”

WELCOME TO RYZOM ..



<Dweeb connected to teamspeak 197.125.7.234 guild LOOK channel>

<Dweeb: Good evening fellow Knights>
<lordleader: Ah, good evening Dweeb>
<Al-bino: Hi Dweeb>
<barricade: Hail dweebie>
<brightonearly: well Met Dweeb>
<forrestgreene: Are you ready for your initiation battle Dweeb ?>
<mikeraffone: Ready to place our flag in that outpost>
<Andystructible: Good evening Dweeb>

Lordleader
"(OOC, ok lets be sure we are all on, this is an exclusive teamspeak session for this battle..so set your volumes before we start))"

<lordleader: volume check…one two..three>
<Dweeb: check>
<lordleader: good to go here>
<Al-bino: got you clear>
<barricade: lets kick some ass>
<brightonearly: loud and clear>
<forrestgreene: who has the ammo?>
<mikeraffone: reeeaaaaaddddyyy to Rumbbbleeeeee!!!!>
<Andystructible: roger and out>
<lordleader: is roxxor coming tonight dweeb ?>
<Dweeb: I sent him the teamspeak file and he said he will login when it’s installed and setup>
<lordleader: cool, we need another melee. Ok team..lets rock.>

<lordleader enters TP>
<Dweeb enters TP>
<Al-bino enters TP>
<barricade enters TP>
<brightonearly enters TP>
<forrestgreeneenters TP?>
<mikeraffone Ready enters TP>
<Andystructible enters TP>

<lordleader: wow, it’s a good turnout tonight…listen to my direction and we will own this OP before the night is over.>

As the battle ahead rages around the Outpost the Lost Order Of Knights prepare their weapons and equipment for the coming conflict.

<lordleader: Ok, get into your groups and I will direct you from here, wait for my instructions.>

<Roxxor connected to teamspeak 197.125.7.234 guild LOOK channel>
<click this link for the audio effect>

<Roxxor:Revvin' up your engine
Listen to her howlin' roar
Metal under tension
Beggin' you to touch and go>

<lordleader: ROXXOR TURN YOUR MUSIC DOWN YOU ARE MUTING EVERYONE!!!!!.>

<Roxxor:Highway to the Danger Zone
Ride into the Danger Zone
Headin' into twilight>

Dweeb
"(OOC(Roxxor, turn your sound down nobody can speak) "

<Roxxor:Spreadin' out her wings tonight
She got you jumpin' off the track
And shovin' into overdrive>

<lordleader is hit for 670 damage>
<Lordleader dies>

<Lordleader: healer…Healer…HEALER!!!! ????....Healer?....Healer im down..need a rez ..need a rez now…like now..HELLOOO..ANYBODY HEAR ME !!!>

<Roxxor: Highway to the Danger Zone
I'll take you
Right into the Danger Zone>

<Dweeb: TURN YOUR MIC OFF ROXXOR !!!!!>

Dweeb
"(OOC turn it off roxxor)"

<dweeb is hit for 500 damage>
<dweeb dies>

<Roxxor: You'll never say hello to you
Until you get it on the red line overload>

<Al-bino is hit for 500 damage >
<Al-bino dies >

<Roxxor: You'll never know what you can do
Until you get it up as high as you can go>

<Barricade: meet me at the west of the outpo….never mind im fecking dead. >

<barricade is hit for 700 damage>
<barricade dies>

<Brightonearly: I see you barricade, im coming to heal u now >

<brightonearly is hit for 500 damage >
<brightonearly dies>

<Forrestgreene: need some help here….help …help…hellllpppppppppp!!!!!! >

<forrestgreene is hit for 830 damage>
<forrestgreene dies>

<Roxxor: Out along the edges
Always where I burn to be>

<mikeraffone is hit for 460 damage>
<mikeraffone dies>

<Roxxor: The further on the edge
The hotter the intensity
Highway to the Danger Zone>

<Andystructible: What did you say barricade ?? >

<Andystructible is hit for 730 damage>
<Andystructible dies>



<Roxxor: Gonna take you
Right into the Danger Zone
Highway to the Danger Zone>

<Roxxor: This teamspeak is awesome man…I could hear everything loud and clear, sos I cant help any more I got to chores to do, Later dudes !!!>

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<Dweeb: Erm…..anybody want to Roleplay a bit before logout ?>

teamspeak channel 197.125.7.234 not available

<Dweeb: Guys ??.......>

teamspeak channel 197.125.7.234 not available
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Priceless

Hahaha... thank you Mugendo.

Oh, Jena, no! Please, tell me it's fiction! Please, tell me that Roxxorz aren't here already! I hoped to leave them behind when I left F2P games, but they seem to follow me wherever I go...

But anyway... it's priceless!

*getting itchy now*

Come on! When's the next episode due? New & Improved, Dweebz and Roxxorzzz!