Ryzom

Man was this launcher heavy! I was using supreme ammo which ment it was a rather volitile round of exsplosive not to mention the gun was inchanted with a freeze spell! Baldy had equiped his pink armor and looked AWSOME! I felt very proud and commented on his armor.

"nice armor"

We only had one way to go and that was straight at the Kipee. Baldy could charge and I from my vantage point could unload a tremendous amount of firepower into it. Man did Min Cho look close. With a scream that sounded more like a Yelp Blady was off shouting Zori death chants! I lifted the launcher and aimed but as I pulled the trigger the back end seemed to increase in weight and dipped sending the round on an upward arc. Not to worried about where it landed i bent to reload hearing the missfired round exsplode in the distance. It sounded much louder then it should have.

Looking up I saw Baldy The sun gleaming off his Pink armor sword raised magic streaming around him getting ready to strike the kipee dead and for the first time I felt we where doing somthing right!

I was flying through the air, sword in hand straight at the Kipee! This wasn't what I had in mind...no not at all. Thank god for that pink armor. At least I had a good momentum built up. If I could just angle my sword right...YES!

A sickening crunch sounded as I impaled the Kipee to the ground. It's roar turned into a high pitch scream...kinda like my war chants. Note to self: get someone to look at the mouthpiece. A tiny funnel does NOT I repeat, does NOT sound very inspiring.

I staggered against the kipee and turned about, ready to share my triumph with Gondi...and found myself staring right down the barrel of Gondi's launcher..

"NOOOOOOOooooooooo!" I screamed...But my shout was drowned under a loud

KABOOM!

Wow was it just me or where there people running out of the town gates of Min Cho and why did there appear to b a stream of smoke drifting off near our guild storage hall. My thoughts where cut off as I was lifted off my feet by an invisible wall of force A huge mushroom cloud rising from where the little one had been. Blady to was tossed about as the exsplosion ripped everything apart I had a sick feeling in my stomache as I lay on my back. I opened my eyes and there infront of me, drool dripping huge buggy eyes rolling in there sockets was Packer3 the rope still tied to the mace which dangled at his neck. God I hate this packer!

Four days later...

I huffed and wheezed as I made my way up from the Stainmoor gate portal. As punishment for destroying our guild hall, Brithlem made us go collect moon fiber on the fringes of the prime roots. Sure it looks like moon fiber but there's no moon ten thousand meters below the surface of Atys, so I think it's a stupid name. But I didn't make our language. Maybe if I call it 'sparkly' fiber the name will catch on...

The PR is fairly dangerous so Brithlem sent the great warrior Drakinos to watch out for any Kitin that might try to steel our sparkly fiber. The trip was relatively quiet and once all nine of the packers we brought were fully laden we began our trip to Zora. We hope to make enough money there selling sparkly fiber to fix our home.

I gave a tug on Packer3's lead rope he kept wanting to drift to the left. He had somehow developed an urge to veer left after that last exsplosion. Baldy kept muttering somthing about Sparkly Fiber under his breath. I have no clue what SparklyFiber is but he was the senior harvestor on this trip so I didnt comment. He had removed the pink armor it was rather smashed after the last encounter and was in his underpants as usual.

"Jeeze I dont think I have ever seen Cerest and Brith as mad as after I blew the ammo stockpile next to the temple....do you think the preist made it out ok?"

I gave another tug on packer3's rope, Packer1 & 2 where such good packers and the other 7 where just there to carry all of packer1 & 2 stuff wouldnt want to strain our 2 best packers they cost alot of money!

I was still considering how to advertise my new improved 'Sparkly Fiber' when Gondi started speaking. I didn't quite hear it, but I snapped into focus when Drakinos replied,
"No, no he didn't. But I'm kind of...well I'm kind glad you know? I mean...well once, when I was just a young apprentice warrior, well he umm.. he..."

"What is it Drak? Go on.." urged Gondi.

"he...touched my mask" Drakinos wailed...which was odd because he's a big guy, with
big armor and an even bigger sword.

"There there" comforted Gondi "He's blown to smitherines. you said so yourself"

Drakinos was wiping tears from his eyes as I patted his back and tugged on Packer3's rope again.

"well im glad the exsplosion made someone's life better. Its good to know that the gods are behind what ever Baldy and I do. I mean he helped to get rid of the Tryker and the Witch!'

Drak just nodded a bit he seemed to b deeply touched by somthing, though I had no clue as to what it was. We where a good distance from the gate now I could see it shimmering in the distance. The packers seemed to be getting jumpy and Drak just started sobbing more not watching where he was going.

"I think he's sad" I commented.

"No no I think maybe a bug or somthing flew into his eye why would Drak keep crying about the preist being burned alive. He didnt even like the guy!"

I pulled on packer3's rope yet again then thrust it into Drak's hand he didnt seem to notice as he was still crying and shaking his head. It must have been one of those green dragonflys that hit it cuz he was really balling! I fell back to walk with Baldy.

"so how much you think we can sell all this moon resin for."

I pulled a glob of it out and started rolling it into a ball

"Call it Sparkly Resin. It'll sell better. Besides, there's no moon in the Prime Roots. The old name is stupid."

I watched as Gondi rolled a big sparkly ball of resin. I was quite distracted by the sparklies and found my mind wandering back to the reason we were here. The explosion...explosion...explosion...sparklies...explosion...sparklies....explosion

"I've got it!" I exclaimed! "We'll make a fortune and we'll be the heroes of the guild!"