The adventures of Dweeb and Roxxor
Episode 5
Technology Tribulation
Feeding Yubos...Annoying Mektoubs.....Hiding resources......
LOGIN COMPLETE..
MOTD "Everyday is a gift, thats why they call it the present."
WELCOME TO RYZOM ..
<dweeb resurrects hodan>
Dweeb
“may the blessing of the kami keep you safe”
Hodan
“Thanks, i was digging and got hit by zipolanda’s train”
Dweeb
“?????...train….?..where ?”
Hodan
“it was heading south”
Dweeb
“the true follower of kami traditions should not suffer something as dangerous as a reckless karavan created abomination in Atys.”
Hodan
“Yeah zipo is karavan, cool chick too. sent me a tell apologising for her train hitting me.”
Dweeb
“The karavan corruption has gone to far this time….I will make it my personal quest to see these trains are banished from here and cause no more harm.”
Hodan
“Yeah, its not easy concentrating on digging when you have to look out for other peoples trains… gankers use them a lot round here.”
Dweeb
“May the blessing the ages follow you in your travels my diligent digger of the land. It seems I have a task here to resist the karavan ways.”
Hodan
“You can say that again m8 there is a load here, take it easy and thanks again for the rez.”
Roxxor
“Hey there dweebie, what r u doin now ?”
Dweeb
“Hail roxxox, I am Questing at Dyron stopping the karavan from further destroying our atys through it’s relentless persuit of technological advances.”
Roxxor
“Cool, need any help ?”
Dweeb
“your assistance would be greatly appreciated….indeed essential…in my endevours to make this land safe from the reckless use of technology in the region.”
Roxxor
“Sure bud, be with you in a min…let me get my stamina up”
Dweeb
“Hey you………….” /point
<dweeb points at zipolanda>
Zipolanda
“hi there, do I know u ?”
Dweeb
“I am dweeb, scholar of atys, follower of kami tradition and sworn enemy of the karavan”
<Dyron population turns to look at dweeb>
Zipolanda
“Whoah……….Kami kebab coming up……”
<zipolanda targets dweeb>
Dweeb
“You threaten to attack a peaceful emissary from zora ?....it is beyond comprehension you would even c…………………… “
<zipolanda hits dweeb for 670>
<dweeb dies>
<roxxor resurrects dweeb>
Roxxor
“hi zip…I didn’t know u knew dweeb, ………….its ok everyone dweeb is with me.”
Zipolanda
“Hi roxy, jus a bit of pvp with dweeb..he sux at it tho .LOL”
Dweeb
“I object, I was here on quest business and was attacked before I could present my objection”
Zipolanda
“U said u were kami…...that all I need to hear
“
Roxxor
“I didnt know u pvp dweebie..you the man” /cheer
<roxxor cheers for dweeb>
Dweeb
I came her to explain to zipolanda that her method of transportation was unacceptable
Zipolanda
“??? You don’t like my mek mount ?”
Roxxor
“???? you are weird dweebie ????”
Dweeb
before the use of technology we used packers and mounts, since that time the karavan have bought the transport technology…now homins are expected to use trains to move around Atys…. giving no consideration to those in their way”
<zipolanda looks at dweeb>
<roxxor looks at dweeb>
Roxxor
“roflmao………lolz…….lolololololololololololololol…….u such a nub dweeb…train is the mobs that chase u when u run thru an area…….LOL”
Dweeb
“…erm…..well…..I…well…If something……erm…….”
megathon
“TRAAAIIINNNN COMIN THRU !!!!”
<roxxor runs away>
<zipolanda runs away>
<roxxor runs away>