The Return of the Shaman

[algenon]

Oba: THE TRYKERS NOT GOT MUCH LIFE LEFT IN HIM, HAS HE WORM.
Wormbreath: They are puny midgets master.
Oba: I THINK THE TRYKER HAS ABOUT THREE DAYS LIFE LEFT IN HIM.
Wormbreath: If that much master.
Wormbreath: My master proclaims this to you pathetic excuses for Homins! "Homins of Atis, you are corrupted by your contact with other racers and have become both slow and stupid. I have set you a task to prove this that you will never solve. The ambassador is captured by my cunning and hidden in a most distant spot.In due course I will let you have a clue to his wherabouts which I am certain will be beyond your puny abilities to solve."
Oba: IN TWO DAYS TIME I WILL REVIEL THE FIRST CLUES. BUT TIME IS RUNNING OUT FOR THE TRYKER.

(...MORE FOLLOWS...)

[algenon]

Obi: ALGENON, YOUR CARD IS MARKED AND YOUR DEATH, WHEN IT COMES WILL BE SLOW.
Obi: WAIT ON MY WORDS AND FEAR ME. I AM HE YOUR DOOM SHALL BE.

[Much posturing followed, but of the Tryker Ambassador the only other thing he said was...]

Algenon: So you admit the ambassador has the strength to sustain your torture.
Obi: WITH MY POWERS I CAN KEEP HIM JUST ALIVE, ON THE EDGE OF DEATH.
Algenon: So you would like to think. We will see.
Obi: Haha. PUNY.
Algenon: I am short. You are puny.
Obi: AS YOU SAID, WE SHALL SEE.

[with that, Obi disapeared.]

Keep your eyes peeled Homins.

[andreaw]

omg, that is hillarious Algenon! I read your write-up before I went to bed last night and the only way my husband could stop me laughing was to elbow me in the back of the head

[algenon]

Glad to be of service

Want more giggles? Here's a screenshot. http://homepage.ntlworld.com/chris.marling/oba.htm

[andreaw]

Maaaaaaaan, that Wormbreath is one UGLY dude! He's got a chin you could spear a fish with! Hehehe!

Please post more reviews Algenon if you see Oba and his evil side-kick again. I've been in tears re-reading your report again this afternoon!

[jdrake]

The Shaman Oba and his evil assistant WormBreath were seen last night, these pictures came into our hands, delivered by a dieing Guild member; we suggest that you avoid this dangerous dastardly pair. Approach them at your own peril!!

http://home.comcast.net/~doktors06/wsb/ ... te1060.jpg

[kaetemi]

This happened today after a dueling contest near the incorrectly named West Stables, east of Pyr:



Wormbreath says : MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Wormbreath says : Shaman Oba Comes NOW!!! Prepare to meet your DOOM!!!
Wormbreath says : Puny Homins…..fear the power of my Massster Oba!!!!!
Wormbreath says : HAHAHAHAHAHA
Oba says : Guides! Make one move and all the Homins here die, right now!
Wormbreath says : MASSSTER!!!
Oba says : These are your best fighters??
Oba says : Is this all you have?
Wormbreath says : SO…..You think you are powerful….Oba will crush you!!
Oba says : I see no heroes here
Phaedrea shout : Lord Oba! Back away from me Shaman!
Phaedrea shout : LADY DOXA, COME TO MY SIDE!!!
Wormbreath shout : You pathetic excuses for Homins!
Oba says : Worm, put the kettle on, this isn't going to take long
Wormbreath shout : MUHAHAHAHAHA
Oba says : Homins, look at me, remember this face, I in the months to come will rule over you all
Phaedrea shout : Oba, meet our champion, the Lady Doxa! You should fear her greatly!
Wormbreath shout : Nar-har-har puny Homins of Atys, my Master Shaman Oba will make Yubo food of your weak little bodies! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Oba says : Forget your jena, worship me!!
Theai claims Phaedrea is a hero.
Wormbreath says : HAHAHAHAHAH
Doxa grins at Oba.
Oba says : doxa come to me
Wormbreath says : Let her try !!!!!
Phaedrea shout : Lady Doxa, do you challenge Lord Oba to a duel? I can promise that all Homins here present will heal you if you should agree!
Wormbreath shout : Heh! Threaten as much as you like, your breath is wasted, your much over rated powers are like the sand that blows upon your deserts, insubstantial, smaller than Yubo's are you, HAHAHAHA!!!
Oba says : you are te finest fighter?
Doxa says : yes it seems so
Wormbreath says : HEHEHEHEHEHE
Wormbreath says : Doxa will meet her DOOM!!!!!
Phaedrea shout : HOMINS! HEAL LADY DOXA!!!!!
Wormbreath says : MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
(((Doxa and Oba fight, Oba Disappears.)))
Wormbreath says : MASSSSTER?????????
Phaedrea shout : Where did he go?!?
Wormbreath says : NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
(((Wormbreath runs away, and disappears)))
Phaedrea shout : Lady Doxa, you fought Oba so bravely! We all owe you our gratitude!
Doxa bows to Phaedrea.
Phaedrea bows to Doxa.
Phaedrea cheers Doxa on. Go Doxa!
Phaedrea shout : where did WormBreath go?!
(((Wormbreath and Oba appear again)))
Wormbreath says : HAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Oba says : Homins, look at me, remember this face, I in the months to come will rule over you all
(((Oba disappears)))
Wormbreath says : ARRRGGGGGGGGGG
Wormbreath says : Brave Homins, hahahaha
Flipple grins evilly at Wormbreath.
Wormbreath says : Phadeera will clean my boots when Oba is done with her MUHAHAHAHAA
Flipple speaks very slowly at Wormbreath.
Phaedrea shout : who do you think you are WormBreath? You are pathetic! None of us fear you!
Wormbreath says : Do your worst I fear no one
Flipple shout : i've seen scarier yubos than you wormbreath!
Phaedrea shout : crawl back into the hole you came from before the Lady Doxa deals with you!
Wormbreath says : I will take your boots from your dead body MUHAHAHAHA
Wormbreath says : MUHAHAHAHAHA you all will die!!!!!!
Phaedrea shout : Your smell over-powers us Worm!
(((Wormbreath disappears)))
Phaedrea shout : has anyone ever told you how fat you are? I reccommend at diet at the earliest opportunity!
Phaedrea shout : did we see him off Homins?!?
Phaedrea shout : Homins, I thank you all from the bottom of my heart! I must report back to Council! May Jena's blessings go with you all. Please spread the word of tonights happenings far and wide!
Lanti shout : spread the news of this happening world wide we must find oba and wormbreath
Phaedrea shout : I bid you all farewell, and I thank you, one and all



If I missed an important line somewhere, tell me something.

[lorgerol]

The pathetic Wormbreath and the brave Homins who rallied to defend the small village of Crystabell just now. About seven of us gathered and exchanged insults with Wormbreath, who after taunting us for 10 minutes or so, vanished into thin air.

[voerace]

Indeed. Wormbreath or so they call him was there, making fun of the Trykers and running around, disappearing and appearing. Then as mentioned, fled.

[borg9]

After Oba, spoiled the Tryker relay race all was quiet for a while....

Quietly completing a small order for Hvy Vest and Medium Pants for the local Crystabell Overseer, I wondered out into the day light to harvest some excellent mats on the beach. Lorger was selling his wares around the village welcomer, when in the distance a shout was heard.

It was the maggot Wormbreath, the ugly side kick of Oba.

After a few exchanged taunts .. he finally appeared!

He must have been drinking too much Yubo Ale as he was running around looking for the Crystabell public loos. At one point I heard the sound of him being sick of the pier.

Wormbreath says : MUHAHAHAHAHA

Then finding the toilet, he rushed in the door and disappeared.

When he finally reappear a group of Tryker had formed, ready to greet him.

Much taunting, Benny Hill style chases (Reference for the old ones) and one duel later, Wormbreath disappeared for the last time........

There was much rejoycing.... but we learned nothing about the location of our ambassador.

Not the Wormbreath has enough brain cells to give us any useful information, it my be wise for us to question him the next time he is sighted.

Wormbreath you and you Master, fear us. We are not afraid of you.

We are Tryker, courageous and proud.

(except maybe Lilith who hid in a palmtree)

Next time, stay off the Ale and stand still..... Where is our ambassador?

(Thanks for the midnight event, it was nice to have it at a non-peak time)