One Word Story!

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xzizoux
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Re: One Word Story!

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iceaxe68 wrote:RYZOM will OPEN soon (tm) AND homins consequently shall Re-build friendships, alliances WITH duct tape and cowpat.

Yubos will take names and kill yubo's with orange melons. Cutes running around eating banana bread!!! and dreaming of Raj. However, sunce loses sanity; Jackoo gains fourty-five pictograms and decides to touch! him self!

All of a sudden someone enters the room! it isn't Boroshi it is Sunce. Now atys shall never Learn the truth about Sunce and boroshi. For after this Jacko's yubos shall feast upon the videotapes recorded by fornicating Gameforge owners determined to fail.

Then the police thought it was time for the rubber glove! Imagine their disappointment when the GF owners found nothing?-side down Cause everything was just in the right place. to have a PARTY! To celebrate the fifth installment of that bloody lightbulb.

Spiderweb decorated the servers for centuries AND capitalised On chartreuse that was in fact quite sentient. So sentient, that it tought MMORPG marketing in Cambridge in 45 realities. People are confused WHEN the sentient chartreuse decides to change its hat.

Specially if it sees an attractive trykerette bouncing a Kami in a hammock.

Suddenly, ale rains from (the) Karavaneer's mouths to King Yrkanis. Who shouts, "Marshmellows! Bean Dip! and Yelk Tea! pie! The evil 42° C - 107,6 F .... yes yes... the sun is smashing heads"

And then lewy was mature, hell froze over, and Killed by Still Wyler the last tryker whale hunter was left lying in the grass.

This all reminds me of rolling down wrapped up in a carpet. Incidentally, the carpet unfolded on to a haystack and rolled on to a pack of wild boar smelling the fish and chips. unless sally Sells cookies dipped in the Goo and flavoured with nuts and seeds and stinga rum. In which case you die. but! Life without marshmelloes isn't worth a yubo's piss.

So says the monk who's name is Adrian.

THE END!!!


((I take NO responsibility for the spelling, grammar, punctuation, or any other atrocities committed in the above. I would be thrown out of the Secret International English Majors' Cabal if I did.))

LOOOOL nice story :D ya done well folks
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iphdrunk
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Re: One Word Story!

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iceaxe68 wrote: I would be thrown out of the Secret International English Majors' Cabal if I did.
You have been thrown out of our organization for simply hinting that we belong to the secret cabal !! You can't even keep the secret !

oh, wait...
Anissa - Jena's Lost Tribe -

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