Join me as I get to know myself... er, I mean, my characters:
yy48n19: Mellodi, let's start with you, since you've been around the longest, and seem to be a bit of a favorite. Why is that?
Mellodi: Because I'm cute. And I'm skilled with the tanner sword and dagger combo, which you like.
yy48n19: Oh, yes. I had forgotten about that. *ponders* You're really not all that cute, Mel.
Mellodi: *punches yy48n19 in the thighs*
yy48n19: Ow!!! *bruises* Hm. Okay, well... Chirzell, you're the new guy. What's up with you?
Chirzell: I'm tall and lanky and selfish.
yy48n19: I've heard rumor that you are evil. Is that true?
Chirzell: Mwuhahahahaha!!
yy48n19: *winces* Can I have a banana?
Chirzell: NO!!!! They're MINE!!!! *covets a bunch of bananas*
yy48n19: Er, ok... moving on. Tim, tell us a little bit about yourself.
Tim: Some call me... Tim.
yy48n19: Yes, yes. So I've heard. And you're an enchanter, right?
Tim: Enchantress.
yy48n19: Oh, yes. And you frequent Tryker Newbie Island, is that true?
Tim: It is.
yy48n19: And what do you do there?
Tim: I mostly spend my time in region chat. Sometimes I make sap crystals or weapon enchantments and give them to people. I'm an Enchantress. I enchant things.
Chirzell: I need some good enchantments. Make me some.
yy48n19: Tim, do you find that the sap crystal business is a profitable one?
Tim: No. And it's not business. I give people stuff, so it's more of a service.
Chirzell: You give because you're weak. Now, give me your best enchantments!
Tim: *glares icily at Chizrell*
yy48n19: Ignore him, Tim. He's mean.
Mellodi: That's because he's Matis.
yy48n19: *turns to Mellodi* You bring up something I would like to touch on, Mellodi. You have an intense dislike for the Matis. Care to tell us about that?
Mellodi: They are the scum of Atys with hearts of goo. That's all I have to say about that.
Chirzell: *greedily devours banana*
yy48n19: Chizrell, do you have anything to say in defense of your people?
Chirzell: Of my people? *scowls* No, they're all idiots.
yy48n19: You sound bitter.
Chirzell: Yes.
yy48n19: Okay. *pauses, turns towards camera* Well, that's all the time we have for now, folks! I've been speaking with Mellodi, Tim, and Chirzell, who are all pixilated figments of my imagination sharing a virtual reality with other pixilated figments of your imagination. See you in-game! *big cheesy grin, thumbs up sign; fade to black*