Re: New content / Old content
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:24 am
[The following post is ironic, do not take seriously]
Not long ago I met someone in the GoC, who told me he was "dragged" there by friends to hunt. And jokingly he told me that it is my fault.
At that moment, an enlightenment struck me. I was wrong all the time. When lots of players demanding lots of changes regading the game, all disagreeing with each other, it's not the product that's need change. It's the people.
It's the solution for all our current and future problems.
When every player wants the same thing, values the same thing, enjoys the same things, woes of disagreement disappear, demanding voices fade off.
It's not the product that needs change to accomodate various tastes. People has to be changed to value and enjoy the product as it is. We are not just a users of this product, but we are a community too. Unlike word users for example we can affect each other. We can end all the cacophony once and for all, transforming the entire community to a multi-bodied single-minded being.
Let's call it the ... hm... berg.
The Berg Collective. Let's assimilate weaker-willed players, if needed by force.
If we really act together, all resistance is futile. Their individual tastes will be merged with the collective, making us, and them richer.
How can it be archived? Not easily... I do not really have exact solutions, but I can offer a few advice:
If you are Good:
- Organize hunting parties with destination other then the void.
- Ask unknown diggers to be their bodyguards.
- Never participate a hunt killing plants.
- Bring empty packers to frequented digging locations. Hand them out to the needy. (also good money sink)
If you are Evil:
(please don't follow these advices, most of these activities can or will result a complaint filed against you for harassment)
- Ridicule voidians at every opportunity.
- Drag aggro over them while they are killing plants.
- Harass players digging in GoC safe locations. Tell them to go dig elsewhere.
- If you see someone hunting plants, do damage to the plant exceeding half of its hp. They won't receive xp, give up, and move to somewhere more interesting location.
If you are Ugly:
Condolences, I have no specific advide for you. Welcome to the collective. We like you the way you are.
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!
Not long ago I met someone in the GoC, who told me he was "dragged" there by friends to hunt. And jokingly he told me that it is my fault.
At that moment, an enlightenment struck me. I was wrong all the time. When lots of players demanding lots of changes regading the game, all disagreeing with each other, it's not the product that's need change. It's the people.
It's the solution for all our current and future problems.
When every player wants the same thing, values the same thing, enjoys the same things, woes of disagreement disappear, demanding voices fade off.
It's not the product that needs change to accomodate various tastes. People has to be changed to value and enjoy the product as it is. We are not just a users of this product, but we are a community too. Unlike word users for example we can affect each other. We can end all the cacophony once and for all, transforming the entire community to a multi-bodied single-minded being.
Let's call it the ... hm... berg.
The Berg Collective. Let's assimilate weaker-willed players, if needed by force.
If we really act together, all resistance is futile. Their individual tastes will be merged with the collective, making us, and them richer.
How can it be archived? Not easily... I do not really have exact solutions, but I can offer a few advice:
If you are Good:
- Organize hunting parties with destination other then the void.
- Ask unknown diggers to be their bodyguards.
- Never participate a hunt killing plants.
- Bring empty packers to frequented digging locations. Hand them out to the needy. (also good money sink)
If you are Evil:
(please don't follow these advices, most of these activities can or will result a complaint filed against you for harassment)
- Ridicule voidians at every opportunity.
- Drag aggro over them while they are killing plants.
- Harass players digging in GoC safe locations. Tell them to go dig elsewhere.
- If you see someone hunting plants, do damage to the plant exceeding half of its hp. They won't receive xp, give up, and move to somewhere more interesting location.
If you are Ugly:
Condolences, I have no specific advide for you. Welcome to the collective. We like you the way you are.
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!