Ryzom

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The adventures of Dweeb and Roxxor

Episode 3.
The Duo

Feeding Yubos...Annoying Mektoubs.....Hiding resources......
LOGIN COMPLETE..

MOTD "What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money."

WELCOME TO RYZOM ..

roxxor
“Whatcha doin there dweebie” /hi5 /invite

dweeb
“Shhhhhhhhhh……I’m studying the creatures of the area.”

roxxor
“Erm…..how you goin skill up that way ?”

dweeb
“Once I understand the habits of the creatures I will be able to hunt them more effectively.”

roxxor
”dont you know they have star rating you nub …..ROFL!...you are such a noob dweeb.” /rolleyes

roxxor
“Stand back and Study this dweeb” /taunt

<roxxor taunts the vigorous kippee>
<roxxor hits vigorour kipee front legs for 80 points of damage>
<vigorous kipee performs a critical strike on roxxor>
<vigorous kipee hits roxxor for 110 damage>
<vigorous kipee hits roxxor for 85 damage>
<vigorous kipee hits roxxor for 130 damage>
<vigorous kipee hits roxxor for 83 damage>
<roxxor is no longer slowed down>
<vigorous kipee hits roxxor for 120 damage>
<roxxor is killed by the vigorous kipee >

roxxor
“Aw man…lag killed me………………………..”

dweeb
“No roxxor, My guides in this land have been explaining the various attacks and resistances of the creatures of our world……For example The kipee are a powerful opponent as their poisonous attacks slow your reflexes (ooc(stun you))……” /heal

<dweeb heals roxxor for 80>
<dweeb heals roxxor for 60>
<dweeb heals roxxor for 60>
<dweeb heals roxxor for 60>


roxxor
“Man….that is out of order………….im gonna hav that sucker for that.”

<roxxor equips +50 amps>
<roxxor casts acid spell on vigorous kipee>
<vigorous kipee resists acid spell>
<vigorous kipee performs a critical strike on roxxor>
<vigorous kipee hits roxxor for 110 damage>
<vigorous kipee hits roxxor for 85 damage>
<vigorous kipee hits roxxor for 130 damage>
<vigorous kipee hits roxxor for 83 damage>
<roxxor is killed by the vigorous kipee>

roxxor
“Aw man…dat crab can suck my sword……WTF !!!!!!!!! happened then ?????????????”

dweeb
“My warrior friend, If you educate your mind as much as your muscle you will learn The kipee are well known for their resistance to acid” /heal

<dweeb heals roxxor for 60>
<dweeb heals roxxor for 60>
<dweeb heals roxxor for 60>
<dweeb heals roxxor for 60>

roxxor
“I cant hit it..i cant magic it……so wtf am I supposed to do !!”

dweeb
“Well I suggest you stay away from kipee until you acquire better armour and sword my warrior companion”


<roxxor equips sword>

roxxor
“Eat sword hoover nose !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...”

<roxxor taunts timorous mektoub>
<roxxor hits timorous Mektoub for 60 damage>
<roxxor hits timorous Mektoub for 60 damage>
<roxxor hits timorous Mektoub for 60 damage>
<roxxor hits timorous Mektoub for 60 damage>
<roxxor kills the timorous mektoub>

roxxor
“Yo……….. the master is back !!!!” /flex

<suckling Mektoub hits roxxor for 30 damage>
<roaming Mektoub hits roxxor for 30 damage>
<scampering Mektoub hits roxxor for 30 damage>
<sprightly Mektoub hits roxxor for 30 damage>
<timerous Mektoub hits roxxor for 30 damage>
<suckling Mektoub hits roxxor for 30 damage>
<roaming Mektoub hits roxxor for 30 damage>
<scampering Mektoub hits roxxor for 30 damage>
<sprightly Mektoub hits roxxor for 30 damage>
<timerous Mektoub hits roxxor for 30 damage>
<roxxor is killed by a herd of mektoub>


dweeb
“Mektoub are social and assist each other.........Wisdom is a powerful ally my warrior friend” /heal

<dweeb heals roxxor for 60>
<dweeb heals roxxor for 60>
<dweeb heals roxxor for 60>
<dweeb heals roxxor for 60>

roxxor
“This is crap man………look at my DP……..…der is no way u can skill up wivout pvp man…!!!!!”

dweeb
“(OOC (awesome, thanks roxxor, I just dinged my magic lvl))”

Great!!!

ROTFLMAO. xD

Best. Funny. Thread. Ever. xD

This is so not safe to read at work

btw MORE!

Just love it

this is great! Gonna cancel my Ryzom sub now and sit and wait for the next installment

Great work. Please don't stop, I'm getting hooked.

The adventures of Dweeb and Roxxor

Episode 4
Macro Mayhem

Feeding Yubos...Annoying Mektoubs.....Hiding resources......
LOGIN COMPLETE..

MOTD "Not a shred of evidence exists in favour of the idea that life is serious."

WELCOME TO RYZOM ..

roxxor
“Hey nub, grp me and attack somthin” /invite /macro1

dweeb
“Good day mighty warrior, you look ready to take an outpost solo”

<dweeb equips pistol>
<dweeb shoots roaming yubo for 40 >
<roxxor targets roaming yubo>
<roxxor shouts “TREMBLE IN FEAR COS ROXXOR IS HERE”>
<roxxor casts root spell on roaming yubo>
<roaming yubo is rooted to the spot>
<dweeb shoots roaming yubo for 30>
<roaming yubo dies>

roxxor
“Its my combat macro…. I assist what u attack using my root spell…dey freeze in fear wen they ear my battle shout ……..LOLZ “

dweeb
“cool, I see You have become proficient in your skills mighty Lord Roxxor”

roxxor
“lets go hunt some skins dweeb”

Dweeb and Roxxor search for a secluded spot where the wildlife is plentiful..and more important…..quite safe for them to hunt as a team…eventually they come upon a clearing that suits their purpose, It is empty of Homins except for Two digging quietly in the distance.

dweeb
“Hello there fellow homins, I am Dweeb the scholar and this is my warrior companion the mighty Lord Roxxor” /bow


mephisto
“im working as his careplanner and we are getting some really good digs now”

dinglebus
“hi there, my wife and me are still getting used to this game..its really cool digging as a team..our guild even gave us a Mektoub to carry the stuff, want to join our guild they will give you a Mektoub too”

<dinglebus pats weakling mektoub packer>


dweeb
“thankyou for your generous offer but I have already pledged my allegiance to others” /bow

roxxor
“cool, tell your guild to send me a tell if they want a warrior.”

dweeb
“We will be hunting over yonder and will keep the area safe for you to continue digging in peace” /bow

<dinglebus waves to dweeb>
<dinglebus waves to roxxor>
<mephisto waves>

roxxor
“later digger dudes”

dweeb
“lets start over by the hill and we can see all around us, I will use my pistol and you ‘freeze’ them with your mighty voice Lord Roxxor” /run

roxxor
“my lil bro says hi dweeb”

dweeb
“(ooc(hi there little roxxor)) *dweeb waves at roxxors brother from inside the computer screen*

roxxor
“goin afk for 10 mate, I follow and macro..K ?” /target dweeb /follow /macro1

dweeb
(ooc(ok))

<roxxor is afk reading his newspaper in the toilet>

<dweeb shoots roaming yubo for 60 >
<roxxor targets roaming yubo>
<roxxor shouts “TREMBLE IN FEAR COS ROXXOR IS HERE”>
<roxxor casts root spell on roaming yubo>
<roaming yubo is rooted to the spot>
<dweeb shoots roaming yubo for 50>
<dweeb shoots roaming yubo for 50>
<dweeb shoots roaming yubo for 50>
<roaming yubo dies>


dweeb
“Come mighty warrior let us slay those that would harm the peaceful homin who farm the land here”


<roxxor is afk reading his newspaper in the toilet>
<roxxor follows dweeb>


<dweeb shoots dangerous ragus>
<roxxor targets dangerous ragus>
<roxxor shouts “TREMBLE IN FEAR COS ROXXOR IS HERE”>

**PLAYER DWEEB IS LD**

<player dweeb unknown or not online>
<cannot assist unknown or not online player>
<roxxor follows dangerous ragus>


<dinglebus digs resources>
<mephisto careplan is a success>

<dangerous ragus hits weakling mektoub packer for 40>
<roxxor targets weakling mektoub packer>
<roxxor shouts “TREMBLE IN FEAR COS ROXXOR IS HERE”>
<roxxor casts root spell on weakling mektoub packer>
<weakling mektoub packer is rooted to the spot>
<dangerous ragus hits weakling mektoub packer for 60>
<dangerous ragus hits weakling mektoub packer for 90>
< weakling mektoub packer dies>
<roxxor follows dangerous ragus>

dinglebus
“HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING THAT TO OUT MEK FOR ?????”

<roxxor is afk reading his newspaper in the toilet>


<dangerous ragus hits mephisto for 40>
<roxxor targets mephisto>
<roxxor shouts “TREMBLE IN FEAR COS ROXXOR IS HERE”>
<roxxor casts root spell on mephisto>
<mephisto is rooted to the spot>
<dangerous ragus hits mephisto for 80>
<dangerous ragus hits mephisto for 70>
<mephisto dies>
<roxxor follows dangerous ragus>

dinglebus
“STOP ATTACKING MY WIFE OR I WILL COME AROUND YOUR HOUSE AND KICK YOUR NUTS INTO ORBIT AND REPORT YOU TO THE CSR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

<roxxor is afk reading his newspaper in the toilet>

<dangerous ragus hits dinglebus for 60>
<roxxor targets dinglebus >
<roxxor shouts “TREMBLE IN FEAR COS ROXXOR IS HERE”>
<roxxor casts root spell on dinglebus >
<dinglebus is rooted to the spot>
<dangerous ragus hits dinglebus for 90>
<dangerous ragus hits dinglebus for 70>
< dinglebus dies>
<roxxor follows dangerous ragus>

dweeb
“(OOC(Roxxor my computer froze, where are you))

{csr message – the player account you attempted to contact is not currently available}

LOL! That's good... keep on it xD