Ryzom

Merging with Bandai, you'd get:

Mighty Morphin Power Karavan

Tamagotchi Kami

Atys Teen Titans

jamela wrote:Greenpeace sees a potential opportunity to recruit activists and invades Atys with Kami followers. Nature guild then declares war on all outposts and wins them for the Kamists with a mass sit-in of tamed madakams and plods preventing the guards from turning up. Drills and bores are never seen again on Atys.

Exxon buys Ryzom, mounts some BIG drills on Fairhaven, Crystabell, Avendale and Windermeere, plus does invasion of all OPs, including non functional ones in PR.

builds a pipeline and starts exporting Goo

otaku157 wrote:Barbie/Mattel buys Ryzom and all of the characters suddenly have large, plastic breasts... oh wait, it's already that way

Only if you are *really* short Tryker female. They are all so perky! I think it is hardwired (underwired) that the chest size on Tryker is all the way up to silicone.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Yelks? Pizza gives them gas...

Reunion special..."A Very Brady Atys"

DARPA discovers Goo is a better power source than oil.

George dubyah invades..oops sorry...liberates us from the oppressive rule of the Kami/Karavan. Jena goes into hiding in the Prime Roots. Tony Blair declares the invasion...oops sorry...liberation a complete success and retires in a blaze of glory.

News reaches Gearge Dubyah that there's another planet next door in worse trouble than Atys. People are being tortured and starving.

"They got any Goo?" he asks.
"No sir."
"They're on their own then"

With Pixar, all the yubos start talking when homins aren't around..and Ora can be seen flying in the sky with a Karavan laser on his right paw, shouting "To Atys and Below !"

dlice wrote:this is one of the scenario i fear most...

Sony Online Entertainment...

had the great idea making a so called new game experience for ryzom.
Removing all skills to replace it with classes and character levels.
Making Ma-Duk and Jena a playable class.
Gives out quest loot whichs better as anything which can be crafted.
Which makes all crafting / digging useless.
Turning the combat system into a warmup/cooldown system with manually aiming (fps).
Replaces the jolt volunteers by only in-house CSR's giving resonse times of 4 hours if youre lucky with not clue about the game itself.

well think you get the clue even i could write on ...

Rofl. I can see it now. "Ryzom is not 'star-warsy' enough."

Wal-Mart buys Ryzom: All vendors are removed save for a single vendor in each city, who sells everything at incredibly low prices (further devaluing the dapper, of course). Vendor kiosk models are changed to large, featureless gray boxes. All "Welcomers" are renamed "Greeters". Melee accuracy stanzas are removed from the game as their icons are similar to the Target logo.

philu wrote:George dubyah invades..oops sorry...liberates us from the oppressive rule of the Kami/Karavan.

If I hear a speech warning about the Atys of Evil, then I'll start worrying about an invasion to set up Jenna as our ruler.

Neopet.com buys Ryzom making yubo's favourable in the battledome.

In order to keep our mounts happy we have to run around and find omelets in the raw material nodes and buy toys made out of the elements of atys to keep their happiness level up

My characters is suddnely available in "miniature lifesize" in a little box with a plush yubo toy and funny sparkly things.

They put a webcam in the devs office (Like the one that existed on the neopet site) and we can see all the devs making spitballs and shooting them at the back of each others heads through a straw....

My new yubo's pet has genius level intelligance and his favourite game is called 'wacka dev"..

err okay ...

EA Games : goalposts in the arena, new armor patterns appear ( socks and weird spikey boots) you can now wear the symbol of your guild as a tattoo while encouraging them in a yuboball match.

Dreamworks : Argh ! The Zorais have turned green