Ryzom

She is already here, someone fix that damn mount bug

Samsara saw her first and took her on a pub crawl, she was last seen smooching with Jool

It's hard enough for a woman to back a small car into a large parking space, give her time, these large spaceships take some manoeuvering ya know..... (sorry ladies *ducks*)

Was it left, left through the maze of sprite or left, right, left, left.........

34) She forgot to get a TP ticket the last time she was on Atys
35) Still waiting at the baggage collection for her suitcase with the 'Wrath of Jena' in it to arrive
36) The server's still loading her; did you expect a god to appear in some measly polygon count of less than twenty digits?

37:She's still trying to figure out how to please everyone.

gillest wrote:hehe jinnear

27 - She tried GW, she's been killed by Koreans

LMAO There not that hard

38. She decided to take the scenic route past the Orion nebulae.

39. She is waiting for you homins to finish her temple/palaces. Surely you didn't expect her to land before there is proper plumbing in place!

Further to the post I made here (3rd post down)...

http://www.ryzom.com/forum/showthread.php?t=18534

I have previously stated that I believe it to be the slime friction coefficient that is delaying her arrival. Someone recently mentioned space bats but I'm fairly certain they died out. Once they started reaching supersonic speeds, their sonar couldn't keep up and they flew into a small sun during their routine migration. That's nothing to do with Jena being late though, just about space bats.

40) 2 for 1 shoe sale at Macy's
41) "The galaxy is around Orion's Belt..." she'll never think to look for the cat!
42) She's still using BM's Dressing Room for the right outfit.

cygnus wrote:She is already here, someone fix that damn mount bug

Hehe love this one

43 - she lost her copy of the game, store count at 999999 till now, still hasn't found single copy of game for sell

44.- Nevrax lost her during "spring cleaning".
45.- She saw "whole Atys as FvF area" plan and quit.
46.- She got in beta of "Pirates of burning sea". She's pirates captain now.
47.- On holidays with Booster (we miss you m8).

- She misread her script and is coming in a caravan and having just realised what she has let herself into has decided to stay away and avoid the porta-loo flushing problem that only deep-space can truly offer.

- She has actually put on a lot of weight since the original devs made her costume and despite learning some new animations and cool moves is afraid to make an appearance.