Ryzom

New things....

Yubo mounts. Two per person, worn like big fluffy slippers and driven like skates.

Mektoub dung heaps for that realistic touch. And a new type of mat, called Mek Resin, that we can scoop up with a new poop-scoop tool.

Jet packs, so we can fly around the place and avoid mobs.

Handbags to go with that gay Fyros medium armour and can be used to hold TP tickets, hair change kits (to save visiting npc) and chocolate eggs (if any left).

A new afk emote: instead of just slouching like a tired zombie, the toon will strum its fingers and pick its nose and mime making tea.

Rofl!!!

As for serious stuff, I'm keeping my fingers crossed for a second world, or at least new lands on Atys.

And as always...new lore!

Multicoloured underwear sounds nice tho

Oh and yubo sock puppets

trenker wrote:Mektoub dung heaps for that realistic touch. And a new type of mat, called Mek Resin, that we can scoop up with a new poop-scoop tool.

LOL... i was laughing so hard at work, all my collegues looked at me like i was crazy.. hahaha

kibsword wrote:As for serious stuff, I'm keeping my fingers crossed for a second world, or at least new lands on Atys.

As for serious stuff, I'd like to see the roots up in the sky up-close (i.e to be able to walk on them and so on, lots of possibilites there. Oh, and bungy-jumping, did I mention the bungy-jumping?)

* Wooden Eiffel tower in Matis.
* Ability to remove underwear, reflecting more relaxed European attitude towards nudity.
* Fyros will be able to set light to the landscape in other lands, reducing them to charred ash. (This will be accompanied by the new /Beavis emote.)
*Tryker replaced by Howard the Duck lookalikes.
*In an attempt to make the zorai more appealing to new players they are given floating magnetic anti-grav tanks.
*Black furred ninja-yubos as a playable race in a new land, underground yubo kingdom of tunnels.

grimjim wrote:* Wooden Eiffel tower in Matis.
* Ability to remove underwear, reflecting more relaxed European attitude towards nudity.
* Fyros will be able to set light to the landscape in other lands, reducing them to charred ash. (This will be accompanied by the new /Beavis emote.)
*Tryker replaced by Howard the Duck lookalikes.
*In an attempt to make the zorai more appealing to new players they are given floating magnetic anti-grav tanks.
*Black furred ninja-yubos as a playable race in a new land, underground yubo kingdom of tunnels.

ROFL!!!!

Nice one Jyudas

Urm: Eyepatches for the more piraty ones "Y'arrrr!!!!"

nexyn wrote:Oh, and bungy-jumping, did I mention the bungy-jumping?

/cheer
I've wanted a crafting plan for bungy ropes ever since I made it to the edge of the Matis refugee island.

grimjim wrote:* Wooden Eiffel tower in Matis.
* Ability to remove underwear, reflecting more relaxed European attitude towards nudity.
* Fyros will be able to set light to the landscape in other lands, reducing them to charred ash. (This will be accompanied by the new /Beavis emote.)
*Tryker replaced by Howard the Duck lookalikes.
*In an attempt to make the zorai more appealing to new players they are given floating magnetic anti-grav tanks.
*Black furred ninja-yubos as a playable race in a new land, underground yubo kingdom of tunnels.

ROFL! Forgive me, but I just must share the mental image I got from that of how the lore might evolve from there:
2526 - Fyros hunting parties in GoC and Void, tired of all those annoying plants blocking their view, set the trees ablaze with their fire spells. Within days massive forest fires sweap over Verdant Heights and Witherings.
2527 - The Matis and Zorai, in need of larger water supplies to fight back the fires, simultaneously invade the lakelands. The Tryker, pardon, the Howards are meanwhile still adjusting to their new duck forms, and are thus unable to defend their lands against attacks on two fronts. They retreat via Darkmoor unto the new canopees, from where they proceed to launch bungee guerilla attacks on the invaders.
2528 - Having driven out the Howards, the Matis and Zorai continue to battle eachother over dominion of the lakelands. Soon the magic and swords of the Matis prove to be no match for the Zorai's anti-grav tanks. The Matis are driven back to their forests and the Zorai take control over Aeden Aqueous.
2529 - Deprived of water and desperate to keep the fires from devouring their cities, the Matis turn their Eiffel Tower into a huge drilling rig and drill deep into the core of Atys in search of underground water supplies.
2530 - With limitless water supplies coming from the lakelands, the Zorai succesfully extinquish the fires in Witherings. They proceed to take their revenge on the Fyros by flooding the Scorched Corridor and turning the rest of the Burning Desert into a giant nude beach.
2531 - Matis drillers accidently trigger a giant earthquake which destroys much of the underground yubo kingdom. Surviving ninja yubos escape into the prime roots where they massacre the kitin presence within days before rebuilding their society and preparing for their invasion of the surface and their war against hominkind.
And voila, there's all the conflict, death and war that Raynes wanted

sidusar wrote: 2526 - Fyros hunting parties in GoC and Void, tired of all those annoying plants blocking their view, set the trees ablaze with their fire spells. Within days massive forest fires sweap over Verdant Heights and Witherings.
2527 - The Matis and Zorai, in need of larger water supplies to fight back the fires, simultaneously invade the lakelands. The Tryker, pardon, the Howards are meanwhile still adjusting to their new duck forms, and are thus unable to defend their lands against attacks on two fronts. They retreat via Darkmoor unto the new canopees, from where they proceed to launch bungee guerilla attacks on the invaders.
2528 - Having driven out the Howards, the Matis and Zorai continue to battle eachother over dominion of the lakelands. Soon the magic and swords of the Matis prove to be no match for the Zorai's anti-grav tanks. The Matis are driven back to their forests and the Zorai take control over Aeden Aqueous.
2529 - Deprived of water and desperate to keep the fires from devouring their cities, the Matis turn their Eiffel Tower into a huge drilling rig and drill deep into the core of Atys in search of underground water supplies.
2530 - With limitless water supplies coming from the lakelands, the Zorai succesfully extinquish the fires in Witherings. They proceed to take their revenge on the Fyros by flooding the Scorched Corridor and turning the rest of the Burning Desert into a giant nude beach.
2531 - Matis drillers accidently trigger a giant earthquake which destroys much of the underground yubo kingdom. Surviving ninja yubos escape into the prime roots where they massacre the kitin presence within days before rebuilding their society and preparing for their invasion of the surface and their war against hominkind.

Permission to make a copy of this for future reference? This is by far the best piece of player generated content since the Evolution Teamspeak Christmas Carol Singing contest.

sidusar wrote:/cheer
I've wanted a crafting plan for bungy ropes ever since I made it to the edge of the Matis refugee island.



ROFL! Forgive me, but I just must share the mental image I got from that of how the lore might evolve from there:
2526 - Fyros hunting parties in GoC and Void, tired of all those annoying plants blocking their view, set the trees ablaze with their fire spells. Within days massive forest fires sweap over Verdant Heights and Witherings.
2527 - The Matis and Zorai, in need of larger water supplies to fight back the fires, simultaneously invade the lakelands. The Tryker, pardon, the Howards are meanwhile still adjusting to their new duck forms, and are thus unable to defend their lands against attacks on two fronts. They retreat via Darkmoor unto the new canopees, from where they proceed to launch bungee guerilla attacks on the invaders.
2528 - Having driven out the Howards, the Matis and Zorai continue to battle eachother over dominion of the lakelands. Soon the magic and swords of the Matis prove to be no match for the Zorai's anti-grav tanks. The Matis are driven back to their forests and the Zorai take control over Aeden Aqueous.
2529 - Deprived of water and desperate to keep the fires from devouring their cities, the Matis turn their Eiffel Tower into a huge drilling rig and drill deep into the core of Atys in search of underground water supplies.
2530 - With limitless water supplies coming from the lakelands, the Zorai succesfully extinquish the fires in Witherings. They proceed to take their revenge on the Fyros by flooding the Scorched Corridor and turning the rest of the Burning Desert into a giant nude beach.
2531 - Matis drillers accidently trigger a giant earthquake which destroys much of the underground yubo kingdom. Surviving ninja yubos escape into the prime roots where they massacre the kitin presence within days before rebuilding their society and preparing for their invasion of the surface and their war against hominkind.
And voila, there's all the conflict, death and war that Raynes wanted

hmmm, somehow you beat Jyudas's post!! Rofl, brilliant

Nah, I just improved his post

Sure, copy away.