Ryzom

amitst wrote:I need a character that looks like chris rock? Devs help plz? hehehe

<Tosses a yber egg at faun>

A large group of Zorai, Matis and Fyros are arguing over which race are the better hunters. To test themselves they agreed on a wager. A yubo would be set out into a small wooded area. The races would then each take turns to see who could capture the Yubo, alive, the fastest. The Zoria went first. They spent half a day preparing and then went in, quickly scaring the Yubo with their powerful magics and snaring it. Looking smug, the Matis went in next. Within an hour, with their knowledge of the forest and great trapping ability they had caught the Yubo and dragged it out of the forest. The Fyros went next.

Two days later, the forest was a smouldering ruin. Autolaunchers and launchers could still be heard all over the area and there was no sign of the Fyros or the Yubo until, just before the other two groups were about to pack up and leave, the Fyros group emerged from the smoke, carrying a Gingo by the ears!

The Zoria and Matis laughed heartily at this sight. "Surely you jest?" suggested one of the Matis "You were meant to be hunting a Yubo!"

Three of the Fyros looked sternly at the Gingo who, terrified, screamed "I'M A YUBO, I TELL YA! A YUBO!"

glipe wrote:A large group of Zorai, Matis and Fyros are arguing over which race are the better hunters. To test themselves they agreed on a wager. A yubo would be set out into a small wooded area. The races would then each take turns to see who could capture the Yubo, alive, the fastest. The Zoria went first. They spent half a day preparing and then went in, quickly scaring the Yubo with their powerful magics and snaring it. Looking smug, the Matis went in next. Within an hour, with their knowledge of the forest and great trapping ability they had caught the Yubo and dragged it out of the forest. The Fyros went next.

Two days later, the forest was a smouldering ruin. Autolaunchers and launchers could still be heard all over the area and there was no sign of the Fyros or the Yubo until, just before the other two groups were about to pack up and leave, the Fyros group emerged from the smoke, carrying a Gingo by the ears!

The Zoria and Matis laughed heartily at this sight. "Surely you jest?" suggested one of the Matis "You were meant to be hunting a Yubo!"

Three of the Fyros looked sternly at the Gingo who, terrified, screamed "I'M A YUBO, I TELL YA! A YUBO!"

Good One! Cheers!!

glipe wrote: Three of the Fyros looked sternly at the Gingo who, terrified, screamed "I'M A YUBO, I TELL YA! A YUBO!"

bwahahahaa I swear this is the best day ever! :')

ilthor wrote:A tryker, a matis, a zorai and a fyros are examining an ancient homin artifact they found and trying to understand some cryptic writings over it. They go back and forth trying to decipher the text, when finally come to some conclusions and share those thoughts among them.

So the Tryker says: These are probably instructions to operate a transport of some sort... The Matis, on the other hand, defends that the writings are in fact long lost formulae of botanical science, while the Zorai believes they are in fact ancient prayers, linked to the beggining of atys and mystical creation.

But the Fyros says nothing, so they ask him: What do you think of this puzzle friend? The Fyros halts for a sec then says:I dunno, i never learned how to read.

*headbang hi-hat*

Are you being racist?

hunter17 wrote:Are you being racist?

Nah just tired of the short tryker routine, must have heard it a bazzillion times...

glipe wrote: Three of the Fyros looked sternly at the Gingo who, terrified, screamed "I'M A YUBO, I TELL YA! A YUBO!"

Excelent!

glipe wrote:
Three of the Fyros looked sternly at the Gingo who, terrified, screamed "I'M A YUBO, I TELL YA! A YUBO!"

ROTFLMAO! xD


On a side note: why ya gotta hate on ze Fyros?! Go pick on the pasty and blue people >.>

lol!!!

More Ryzom-esk jokes plz

Love em

One for the matis....

Knock knock,

Who's there?

Little Boy Blue

Little Boy Blue Who?