Things I hate about patch 1 (a non serious look)

[jenuviel]

New vocabulary uses for "Patch 1:"

>"Hey Jim, how was that party?"
>"It was great! Everyone was completely Patch 1'd up!"

>"I think I paid too much for this car..that salesman was smiling too much."
>"Yep, you definitely got Patch 1'd."

>"You Patch 1'd my husband?!!! I'll make your life a living Patch 1, you Patch-1ing Patch 1!!!!"

>"What's wrong, Kari? You don't look so well."
>"I just drank this cerveza, but I forgot that the ice was just frozen Mexican water. I just know I'm going to have Patch 1 for days."

>"How's your dog doing after the surgery, Irving?"
>"He fine, but I can't imagine it's easy to get Patch 1'd. He just doesn't seem to have that same spring in his step anymore.

[jivalax]

If he won, then patch one whould have done that too. Oh and I am quitting.

[loyats]

lol Definietly a keeper.

[jivalax]

Jenuviel,
I love it! LMAO.

Memiki, ty

[kachina]

2. I cannot kill everything that moves, Gingos that are my level now kill me if I walk around naked and do not try to kill them. I am quitting.

Ohhhhh! Where are all these naked people????? Would give me something to look at while I'm resting from the attack of the killer yubos.

LOL LOL LOL

[kachina]

Patch one made Bush win the election. I hate patch one.

*spits out cookie crumbs all over the monitor* ROFLMAO!!!!!

[kachina]

-heard outside Barkdell on the Tryker starting island: "Hey! Patch 1 made my butt look fat in these caster pants!"

LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!! *knocks soda off desk*

awww...cut it out .... or I'll never be able to finish my snack....LOL LOL LOL

[kachina]

New vocabulary uses for "Patch 1:"

>"Hey Jim, how was that party?"
>"It was great! Everyone was completely Patch 1'd up!"

>"I think I paid too much for this car..that salesman was smiling too much."
>"Yep, you definitely got Patch 1'd."

>"You Patch 1'd my husband?!!! I'll make your life a living Patch 1, you Patch-1ing Patch 1!!!!"

>"What's wrong, Kari? You don't look so well."
>"I just drank this cerveza, but I forgot that the ice was just frozen Mexican water. I just know I'm going to have Patch 1 for days."

>"How's your dog doing after the surgery, Irving?"
>"He fine, but I can't imagine it's easy to get Patch 1'd. He just doesn't seem to have that same spring in his step anymore.

ROFLMAOPIMP!!!!!
*gasp* *choke* *cough cough*

[amitst]

[QUOTE=memiki]I say give it time. Gee it has only been a few days and they are trying to fix it.

I still think it is a awesome game.[/QUOTE

Im giving it time while i wait for my suscription to expire, im hopign to resuscribe, but this game isnt in beta, they shouldnt be breaking it.

[xasher]

Today my boss patched 1 so I quit !