How my CSR's saved me...

[slay13]

Hi all,

I've been gone for a few days and missed the rediculous "bad csr's... BAaaad bad CSR's" thread (thankfully =P ) . I don't really care for starting drama, or continuing it by even commenting on what was or wasn't off base there, so i'll just read a letter that Beefy sent to me with his thoughts on the GM's that he has met during his stay on Atys.


Greetings friends of Beefy,

Beefy is wanting for share some of his experience since he is been on Atys with his friends! He is often finding that when his brain is lacking in the smarts, the best persons for to be asking is his mighty Sengoshafriend, and the Zerlin! As they is often living in the Cho dimension with Beefy, they is help him many times when the adventures of Beefy and friends is run afoul and disaster is close at hands, which is happen often sometime...Hohoho!! Here is collection of few of adventures that Beefy is having with his wise friends during his glorious Cho adventures.

Adventure 1) When Beefy was just a young Beefling back on the Ruins of Silan, he was often founding himself full with the confusion and full with the frustrations. One such adventure was when Beefy was on his glorious quest for the ranger armors that he is been hearing so much about!! He was finding that quest is no update when he is thought was should be update, Beefy was full of the fear that he is would have be leaving the island without his armors!! Luckily Sengoshafriend was able for looking in her "Magical Tome of Helpings" and find the solution that Beefy is needed!! He is simply forgot silly step on his mission, after the completion of this he was able for claim his mighty armors!!

Adventure 2) Beefy is find that when he was arrive on the mainlands, after the christmas patch he is having problems with the dual monitors display and the ryzoms!! Whenever Beefy was try for adventure, all of atys is looked squished to Beefy, this just wouldnt due as many is know, if is no big and full of mighty, is no good for Beefy!! Hoho!! After discuss with the Sengosha once again though, we is able for return the lands (and beefy) to they normal size! Together we is save atys this day by change Beefy's "stretch" settings in his ryzoms for make them stretch back into place, thus saving all of Cho from being small (well, except for the trkers...hoho!!).

Adventure 3) One day when Beefy and his friend Gallia was slaying the mighty Jugulas in the Garden Of Confuses, he is notice that he is keep having problem with his autoruns, it would not turn off when Beefy is comand it to, even when he is pushing the "no run" button again!! This lead to many missed heals for Galliafriend (sorry galliafriend, hoho), and many deaths to the stupid Jugulas that we is SO love to smash!! Sengoshafriend is explain to Beefy that is sometimes problem with run when is in windowmode, and is have run on while is alter window position. Solution for this was not to hit "run" button like Beefy is always been do, but was to doubletap the direction buttons quickly. Was about time too, as Beefys legs was get mighty tired after all of this run!!

Adventure 4) On one of Beefy's magestical treks from fairhavens to zora with his friend Topp, Topp is accidental tell portal to teleport him into WALL after using...hoho..silly friend! Beefy is grab both of Topps arms and pull with all of the might that he is having in him, but all this is do is hurt poor frail Toppfriends arms hoho!! Luckily, Beefy is shout to the heavens, and a mighty wizard named the Zerlin was able for help his poor wall stuck friend. Zerlin is used all of his mighty powers and summoned awsome teleport magics of his own, this magics is sucked little Topp right out of wall, and throw down at Beefy's feet! Such powerful magics is come in handy often to poor wall stuck friends Beefy is imagine all around atys!

Adventure 5) Beefy had went to check his map for see way through mighty sprite maze, but when he is pull map out of pocket, he is see that it is no there!! Is appear that thieves is sneak in when Beefy was fast sleeping and is STOLED his glorious map of atys from him! Beefy is tell the mighty Sengoshafriend of this, and while she is say is no way for Beefy to retrieve his map again from the stoopid thieves, she is tell him mighty secret of backing up his map by making copy of, then storing in secret place!! The next time the thieves is sneaked in during the night and is took Beefy's map, he is simpy grabbed his backup copy from now on and continue his adventures!!

Adventure 6) The most recent and important adventure Beefy is have ever is happen just last week friends!! When Beefy is go to the Pyr capital to get his passport reinstate for Atys, he is see is been DENIED!! Wha?!? Why is this happen to Beefy?!?! Is turns out that is evil group that is set on keep Beefy away from his friends on Atys, they is group of enemy known only as the "PayPals"!! Don't be fooled by they friendly name, they is seem to be a mighty group of banking magicians and warlocks that is seem to have been at war with the mighty Gameforges since they is buy Atys from the Nevrax. Beefy is told the Sengosha that his passport is been revoke, and that he is must leave the Atys if is cannot get accept again!! Sengoshafriend was such full of the angers that she is find the secret hidden base of the PayPals, and is dropkick them all in the face for Beefy!! Hoho...stupid PayPals, Sengosha smash GOOD..hoho! After this fearsome battle, the PayPals is agree for re-issue of Beefy's passport so that he is could return to the Atys today!!


Is probable other adventures that Beefy is have with his mighty friends on cho, but as his brain is often found lacking of space, is seem is usual only 6 adventures that is can fit in there at one time, as one adventure is happen, he is needing push another out of his ear for fit in his head!! Beefy is always been glad for having of his wisefriends for assist him, and is always look forward for destructions to befells him so that he is can see them agains..hoho!! Take care friends of Beefy, he is see you all soon, and have a glorious adventure today....GWAaaarrrooOOOOOooO!!!


Beefy

[zanthar]

Excellent, post oh Beefy one!!!

[acridiel]

*thumbsup*
Truer Words were seldom spoken.
And thanks for the great laugh

Acridiel

[stijn]

Beeefy rules, Beefy is the most funning himon, euhm homin I encountered on the furoms... forums*... And yet he's telling so much of thingies that are true and really good...



*dont mind me... exams have a baaad influence on someones sanity *

[d29565]

*huggles Beefy so tight the strangly Beefy zorai squeels*

I wub you Beefy!!!!!!

@ Ruhen, Beefy's chat is so contagious.

[eriu3]

*Jumps up high higher higherrrrrr! *bearhugging the stuffing out of Beefy*

Great post, Beefy!

*Shakes Beefy while she bearhugs him some more, ohhh look, rattled loose another memory or two, let's go make a few to fill you up again!*

[slay13]

[tr808]

Poor beefy *hugs*